LIVE SEX Hmmmm, so......... What did you see in Bankok? Dear Roger I *knew* you'd ask that! I can remember the following: Live sex on stage Opening coke bottles Firing darts from a blow pipe, the air originating from a lady's nether regions Various tricks with candles Prostitutes about 11 or 12 years old. Laying eggs Anyone else add any more to these? Peter, Now, I'm not a country bumpkin, but...........you are kidding??? If you don't mind, elaborate a bit on this. As my good personal friend David Letterman would say, "this is from the museum of the hard to believe!" Rog Dear Roger It's all true, and I am sure any number of members here who have travelled, willingly or unwillingly, in S.E. Asia will have tales to tell of extraordinary exhibitions to be seen there. Which act in particular would you like described? Peter Just the whole thing is a bit hard to believe....sorry to be so naive. Lets take a tame one......(so to speak) The live sex shows. Where are they, whats the situation like, who goes etc etc?? The live sex show I saw was quite enjoyable. An attractive Thai couple made love on a raised platform in the middle of the room surrounded by chairs for the audience. They were very competent, and performed in a number of different positions which they were able to change without losing the beat, so to speak. I was impressed by this and did learn from the experience. Suitable Thai music was provided in the background. The audience consisted of foreigners who were generally brought by taxi drivers and by touts who cruise the streets offering "live sex show". There were a number of couples in the audience. For those men without company, girls were available (and I do mean girls). Drinks were also available. I can't remember the cost, but it wasn't very high - maybe $10 to $15 for the show which also included a number of other speciality acts some of which I mentioned in my previous message. Now I feel not so naive........but still hard to believe! This kind of show is not restricted to Bankok. I saw a similiar performance in Stockholm about 10 years ago at a club called "Le Chat Noir". There wer at least 3 similiar clubs in Stockholm. The audience was mostly non-Swedish (the anouncements wer in English!) The club was imaculatly clean and drinks were available but not pushed. For a cover charge of 100 Kronor ($25.00 Cdn.) they had better not be! Compared to the dingy strip clubs in Toronto, it was refreshing. I became famous throughout my Swedish employer for falling asleep during th the performance. What with a transatlantic flight, 3 transfers, and a full working day, I had been up for about 45 hours by that point. I couldn't have cared les if they had been commiting MURDER on that stage. I've seen many things in my travels, especially in Europe. I really think they have the handleon sexuality, but that is another subject. I have practiced nude sauna in amixed sauna in Europe and it was no big deal. My wife likesto show offher "assets" sometimes, not often but we have been skinnydipping on ourcamping trips. This is great for our marriage and sex life. Thanks for the info Robert. This is something new to me (I feel sooooooooo naive) Was what you saw in Stockholm a live sex show or what? As I mentioned, I don't think I was fully concious at the time. Le Chat Noir featured conventional strip tease, "petting show"(woman with dildo), "live show"(heterosexual sex), and "lesbian love"(self-explanatory). As far as I know, the other 3 clubs (the only name I remember was "Funny Girl") offered similiar. Peter, I recall a bar in Saigon....the woman was a whiz: fire ping pong balls out to about 15' downrange (the bar), smoking a cigar and being able to extinguish a match at about 6-8". Its amazing the things you can do when you really want to! Anyone read the book "LE PETOMAINE" about the 'Great Pujole' from France? He discovered he could take in air through his anus (reverse flatulence) and then could whistle, imitate birds and animals, locomotive sounds and extinguish candles from a foot away. He wore a special costume on stage with a drop seat, ala' long johns! (This is going to become its very own Section - I can tell) And too, there is HONEYSUCKLE DIVINE of Philadelphia. She too is a master of the mechanical vagina. Smokes cigars, picks ups customer's change from the bar, whistles, etc, etc.. ad nauseum! Roger, Take the most unbelieveable, bizarre, outrageous thought of a situation or act that you can imagine and it is being done or has been done somewhere in the world. I can't recall for sure, I think it was in the Phillipines, maybe Subic Bay area. There was a bar that was always well attended by Marines (yawn). A certain bar girl would wait till they got good and drunk and would bet $100.00US that a Marine could'nt defacate upon her face as she lay on the bar. There was always a jarhead ready to oblige her with AT LEAST $100 in hand. The woman, not more than teenaged, would lay face up on the bar and the Marine had to squat above her. She would watch and as she saw his sphincter start to relax she would purse her lips and blow on it forcefully and he would tense up - this would go on for the agreed upon 2 minute limit and she never lost that I know of. There are a million stories such as these. The truth is far starnger than any fiction could be!