THE OFFICIAL DISPATCHER SEX QUIZ TRUE FALSE 1. A clitoris is a type of flower. T F 2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. T F 3. A vulva is an truck from Sweden. T F 4. The term "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. T F 5. A Fallopian Tube is a part of a Television. T F 6. It is dangerous to have a wet dream under an electric blanket. T F 7. Copulation is sex between two consenting dispatchers. T F 8. McDonald's Golden Arches is a phallic symbol. T F 9. A vagina is a medical term used to describe Heart Trouble. T F 10. A Menstrual Cycle has three Wheels. T F 11. Fellatio is an Italian dagger. T F 12. A G-String is a weapon used by G-Men. T F 13. Semen is a term for sailors. T F 14. An Anus is a greek word denoting a period of time. T F 15. Testicles are found on an octopus. T F 16. Cunnilingus is a person who can speak 4 languages. T F 17. Asphalt is a medical term used to describe someone with rectal problems. T F 18. Kotex is a radio station in Dallas, Texas. T F 19. Masturbate is something used to catch large fish. T F 20. Coitus is a musical instrument. T F 21. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. T F 22. An Umbilical cord is part of a parachute. T F 23. A condom is an apartment complex. T F 24. A rectum is what you are for taking this test. T F