I had always been slightly, well, a little more than slightly, interested in Candie, the girl across the hall. She always wore a powder-blue terry-cloth robe just loose enough to tantalize and tease. She had the kind of breasts that those much overused adjectives applied to accurately. Every set of firm, soft cantaloupe-sized protusions dreamed of and written of in Penthouse Forum could only be a weak imitation of Candie's anatomy. My dream was to walk into the coed bathroom at just the right time, but such luck had not been mine. I could only imagine. That is, I could only imagine until that 17th of February, an ordinary, snowy Tuesday. We ran into each other in front of old number six, the best dryer in our dorm. I had bent over to see my clothes spinning around and around, and when I stood up, my head bumped into her overhanging breasts, which gently nudged me. I started to apologize embarassedly, but she only smiled knowingly. I followed her eyes which traced a path to her heap of clothes, fresh out of number seven and ready for folding. I helped her fold, embracing the opportunity to fondle her dainty underwear. Everything she wore smelled gently of the sweetest perfume, enhanced by that fresh lemony scent of laundry. Conversation could have been awkward. Relating to a goddess had always been difficult and strained for me, a mere mortal. But luckily I had been reading Freud's Three Essays on the Theory of Sexuality for my psych class. She seemed interested. I quickly moved into high gear with a thrilling condemnation of Freud's biased account, climaxing in a thrusting blow to his narrow discussion of perversions. She was greatly impressed by my control and mastery, agreeing completely with my disdain for implied prudery. She wondered out loud why so many people were so willing to show disgust at the idea of oral sex. I said, "Probably because they haven't tried it." She only smiled and told me that nothing turned her on more than a good tongue. I licked my lips. At this point, my chest was heaving with excitement and anticipation, and her chest, in a much more scenic way, was echoing my call. I found myself out of control, and Freud's much-talked-of sexual drive overthrew my reason. I began to gently bump into Candie, and my bare arms repeatedly brushed up against her bulging breasts, with their nipples yearning to be free through her soft tank top. But I knew that the laundry room was not the right place. Candie asked me to help her carry her clothes back to her room. Suddenly my clothes in number six were unimportant. We slowly waltzed back to our familiar hall. But because our arms were full with clothes, we did not see the stacks of books in Candie's room as we passed through the threshold. We fell to the ground, and the fresh, lemony clothes flew everywhere. She muttered something about her roommate leaving things lying around. She asked if I was alright. But I actually had hit my lips with my wrist during the fall, and my lips were bleeding. She noticed. I, again embarassed in the face of a goddess, tried to turn away, but then I saw her breasts falling out of her shirt--she had no bra on! She leaned in slowly and lapped up the blood on my lips. Her sensuous mouth seized me in the most passionate kiss I had ever experienced. Her hands quickly moved over my chest, and mine, without any conscious directive or knowledge, squeezed her luscious, ripe tomatoes. I could feel my tool throbbing like a weasel in a seizure. She knew my need to be free. But she would not help. She backed off. I was beginning to fear for a need for a cold shower when she stood up and lifted her shirt off. I could see her breasts in all their resplendent glory--bounteous beauty to behold. She moved her hands slowly over her chest, down over her slim torso and in own smooth motion removed her shorts and underwear. Her blonde target zone called for my ICBM of love to home in. I had never been harder. She took me by my hands and helped me to my feet. She placed my hands on her breasts--so big, so firm, so soft. I didn't know whether my heart or member was throbbing harder. As my hands explored her body down to her dripping wet box, she deftly removed my shirt and shorts. She moaned softly when she ripped off my jockeys and revealed my eight inches of untamed passion. She dropped to her knees, and I braced myself as if for gale force winds. She licked me expertly and my insides tingled. She moaned again. I was going to come. She backed off. I moaned. She grabbed my throbbing member with a vice-like two-fisted grip. I had never felt anything like this. I squealed with pleasure, and my voice died in a moan. I was lighter than air. Then I was in the air. She had lifted me by my rock-hard apparatus, and I was flying like a newly freed sparrow. A small bird was I in her power. She swung me as Tarzan swung his vines. The air blew over me as it does in my dad's convertible. Then she let go. For an eternity I flew through the stratosphere of room 623, and when I landed on her soft pillows, I knew that my juices had decorated her walls. Her posters would never look the same. My indelible signature would always remain. And with that measure of satisfaction I slowly grabbed my clothes and walked back to 622, my home. I must confess that I cannot now look at Candie the way I had before. But now I have the pleasure of looking at more of her more.