With an unbelievable burst of energy, the denziens of the Church of MOO put forth many doctrines, writings, and, ultimately, a massive bible centered around parodying religion. You can spend a lot of time trying to figure out what the tenets of MOOism ultimately ARE, or you can let it wash over you in a wave of bovine-themed revival.
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| contract.moo | 11908 | The Great Contract of MOOism | cow-g01.txt | 7991 | The Moo-Cow Gamma Series of High Preet Revelations (Part I) | cow-g10.txt | 10672 | The Second Coming of Jesus Christ, Saviour on a Stick (Part 10) | cow-p03.txt | 8139 | The Revelations of the High preest Guy: MOOish MystiSchism | enemies.moo | 13376 | The Enemies of MOO by Miss Take | juice1.moo | 3492 | MOO Juice #1: Encountering Kerry Wendell Thornley (November 4th, 1992) | juice2.moo | 4877 | MOO Juice #2: The Second Book of Apes (November 27th, 1992) | juice3.moo | 8857 | MOO Juice #3: Normalcy (February 27th, 1993) | juice4.moo | 2499 | MOO Juice #4: All prepare for the Grate Book of MOO (March 3, 1993) | mooism.txt | 1121967 | The Grate Book of MOO (The Doctrine of MOOism) | moothwak.txt | 761 | The Story of the UnTHWACKables | quack26.txt | 102752 | The Holy Book of QUACK: Version #26, March 26, 1992 | theta-5.moo | 3420 | MOO Juice #5: The Dissolution of MOO (April 10th 1993) | wombat-u.asc | 2320 | The Story of the Wombat, from Floyd Gecko | wombat.moo | 12736 | The Mauve Room, stories of the secret room in the MOO Archives |  | 
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