[[[[[ WildFire]] [[[]]]] [[[[[ ]]]]] [[[[[]]]]] [[[[[]]]]] [[ [[ ]] [ [ ] ] [[[ ]]] [] [[ [] ]] [[ [[ ]] [ [ # ] ] [[ [[]] ]] [] [] [[ ]] [ [ 3 ] ] [[ [] ]] [] [] [[ ]] [ [ ] ] [[ ]] [] [] [] [[[[]]] [[[[ ]]]] [[[[[]]]]] [] (A "quickie", so to speak) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A note from our esteemed founder Abraxas: WildFire was in health class joking about masturbation when the teacher just stopped her lesson and turned all eyes on WildFire. She said "Since you enjoy talking about it so much, why don't you write a report on it and read it for the class tomorrow?" Well, this is his report on masturbation that he read to the class. He had us laughing for hours. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Masturbation is a natural occurence is a male's life. It allows for the release of sexual frustration and tensions that can accumulate during a school day or in any activity one can participate in. It helps curb such violent sexual crimes like rape, molestation, and sexual harrassment. It can also act as a sedative calming the participant, relieving he/she of all tensions, worries, and sentiments. I believe that masturbation should be allowed in all forms of public transportation, public bathrooms and pools/spas, to further enable this natural and beautiful part of humans to become more acceptable to the public. VOMIT Index ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Vomit 1..................................................................Intro Vomit 2....................................... Part 1 of "Quest of the K-rads" Vomit 3...........................................................Masturbation ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Smack Smack Jizz Jizz. Oh, what a relief it is.