ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍËÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» º º º º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter º º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛß ßÛÛ ÛÛ ßß º º º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÜÜÜÜÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Issue #126 - 1/3/1998 º º ßÛÛÜÜÛÛß ÛÛßßßßÛÛ ÜÜ ÛÛ º º º ßÛÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛß º -[ Written By: Smack my bitch up ]- º º º º ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ º Why College Sux º ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ1/4 College sux. To borrow a line from Apocalypse Now, "The Bullshit in this place stacks up so fast, you need wings to stay above it all". Here you are bombarded with BS nonstop from every direction. To anyone who has seen it, the movie PCU is not very far from the truth. There are people here who would protest El Nino fucking up Winter, just for the sake of protest. An even bigger joke are all these minority groups around campus. They continually whine about how MSU and the white man is oppressing them. Yet, they get so much more shit than we do. They have there own minority aides, their own "Caucuses"(Which the university funds), shitloads more scholarships, and enrollment preference. If your black and can't get into college, it's only because you can't write(application). The university bends over backwards to give them every possible advantage, yet they still bitch and whine about how the University is racist. A fucking dog barks at a negro up here and it's because da dog wuz racist. I flunked outa school because i'm black and dey is racist. Speaking of "racism", the black caucus held a Black Power rally featuring Sista Souljah last year. Guess who paid for it? Student RHA taxes! How many of you think MSU would pay for a Northern Hammer Skinhead rally on Campus? Dont think so. The Black Caucuss is such a joke anyways. The University wastes all this money on the caucuses, just so they can all get together once a week to talk about how much they hate DA white MAN. But the black caucus does fill a needed void. What would we do without all the great Caucus cultural events, like "FaKe-ThA-FuNk 17" and the weekly Shit Contest. All the caucus members on my floor had weekly competitions to see who could leave the nastiest, smelliest, dirtiest shit in the communal bathrooms. he he dat wuz da bomb nigga. Meanwhile, the entire floor had to share one stall until the janitors came into clean it. There would be shit everywhere, all over the seat, toilet paper dispenser, floor, flusher, walls, etc. Now you know why i moved into a dorm without communal bathrooms. To top it off, everyone is required to take two years worth of classes that have absolutely NOTHING to do with their major. I am majoring in Computer Engineering, guess how many computer classes I have had in almost two years? One. Instead, I have been learning all this useless bullshit about civil rights, homosexuality and how communism is the ultimate form of government. Basically, you pay to have some moron professor ram his opinions down your throat. To even voice disagreement is enough to be marked down gradewise. The sad part is that a majority of students actually slurp this shit down like the sheep they fucking are. My own theory on why we have to go to these classes is twofold. First, to get more money for the university by making you stay there longer, and more importantly to insure that all the skilled workers of the country are brainwashed robots. In one of these classes, my professor stated that "This class teaches you how to think". YOU CANNOT TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO THINK, ONLY WHAT TO THINK!! The ability to think is something someone possesses or does not possess. When i mentioned this, he responded by saying if you don't like it, drop it. However, this course is required for every degree MSU awards. These dumbass professors are so fucking detached from reality. They sit in their ivory towers and try to theorize the rest of the fucking world when they know jack shit about it. And then there is the cost of "Education". I pay 2000 a semester for 15 credits of classes. All of these are in a Lecture hall with 500-600 other people. This is a major pain in the ass, considering I can get a better education at a community college for a quarter of the price of Michigan State. I had a physics class this year where I had to learn all this shit on my own, outside of lecture or text to solve homework and test problems. If I am to be teaching myself, then what the fuck do I need to be paying them for? On top of it, only 10% of the math profs speak any English at all. For some fucked up reason, the university thinks that this "Diversity" is some kind of strength that enhances our education. But the Universities make their real money on Student Housing. At MSU, you are required to live in the dorms until you are a junior(55min credits). I pay 3 grand to live in a shitty 13x13 room and get 10 dogfood quality meals a week. My dormroom is quite large, most dorms are 6x9 feet. However these rooms are the same price. The meals come out to about 8 bux a piece, actually 1000 bux a piece cuz I don't eat that nasty salmonella infected shit. And unless you have a single, like me, you have to share this cramped living space with 1 or 2 other people. It all comes down to 800 bux a month(650 for a double or triple). For this amount, I could feed myself, lease a 2 bedroom apartment by myself and pay utilities. To top it all off, you have baby-sitters called RAs(Resident Assistants). These people are nothing but punkass narks who treat you as if you don't know how to wipe your own ass. The Government gives the Universities more than enough money to give all it's students a free education, yet they continue to rip us off as well as take our tax money. But what really pisses me off is that even though my parents wont pay for any of my "Education", I cannot qualify for financial aid as an independent. Therefore I can not get a grant or a loan. I bust my ass working 80 hours a week during summer, winter and probably spring break just too get enough money to pay tuition. On top of this, I have to somehow pay over 3 grand in taxes this April so that some dumb negro can go to college for free. The only thing that makes up for the above is the size and amount of parties here. College parties rock, or at least they used to. MSU and the city of East Lansing have done everything possible to destroy their reputation as a party town. From what I hear, this is now a nationwide trend. It is almost impossible to get alcohol or drugs here now. You can not even walk down the street on a Fri./Saturday night without being hassled or possibly arrested by the fucking police. While they have not totally destroyed the party scene, they might as well have. Before, you could walk down any street in East Lansing on a weekend and find several large parties. Now, there are only a handful, and they are all small, hidden and most of the time invite only. The number of Police on the streets has more than tripled, and no-tolerance BS is now on the top of their agenda. Nevermind rape or burglary, we got to keep these students from enjoying themselves. And then there are frats. Go to their parties, drink their beer, fuck their women, but NEVER NEVER join one. Joining a frat is like joining the army. They will tell you whatever you want to hear to get you to pledge. They will act cool, give you beer and/or drugs and in most cases get you laid. But once you put on that pledge pin, you are fucked. They will treat you like total shit for the rest of the semester. I know from personal experience. "We don't haze here", thats BULLSHIT. Next thing you know they will be trying to make you fuck a sheep. I get really sick tho with all the frat-bashing done by all the PC groups on campus. They don't bash frats because of the stupidity of them, they bash them because the membership is mainly "White A-S Males!" and supposedly elitist. The membership is made up of loozers who will take the most shit, not the el33t. If i was forming a frat, i would want the coolest people to be in it, not those who would fuck a barnyard animal to get in. Thats exactly what i'm gonna do, i'm forming the VaS house... whatever the fuck that is in greek. Were gonna have the hardcore pimps(to supply us with pussy), most fucked up trippers(drugs), LSDinsane techno DJ's(muzak), the el33test hackers(2 Hax0r OuR GrAdeZ d00dz!@!!) and the vas Black Shirts (2 kill off the other frats). W3rd! Despite being loozers, frats do provide a service by having lotz of wild parties. Its part of their attempt to gain members, but frat parties are usually better than most house parties. So just go to them and ignore anyone who talks to you about pledging. But what really pisses me off, is that society says we have to go to college or end up flipping burgers. If I stay in college, I am going to learn nothing more than I would at a 2 year Technical School, yet I would make a third as much money that way. It is so fucking idiotic and pointless. I swear, if I ever get into any position of government power, I would drop the bomb on this fucking school. w3rd! 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