### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # ## ## ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## # ## ## ## #### ## ## #### # # ####### #### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## # ## ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ## ####### ####### [ Intruder Alert 1991-93 ] [ By Clown Manne ] ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ Intruder Alert 1991-1993 remembered by Clown Manne "Art is fascism that requires strict dictatorship"; Swedish conceptual artistic group Anal Intruders (notion snatched from a cinematographic production named Top Secret) was formed with the intention of providing society with false consciousness concerning the statement that moments of terror being the beginning of life; intentionally, yet without declining into open clarity of the obscure messages presented in their music. dad what does the word cock mean let me tell you bend over ('Child Abuse' 1991) now you are a man The AI crew went on with the body count at the ECES congress in Eskilstuna 1991, releasing their infamous KKK music disks 1-3; in charge of the production one could find, among others, Kissblasan, Bajladan and Rumpskagget. Immediately a huge success, the release stirred up some anger, leading to the notorious clash between Anal Inspector and the Vodka Raiders concerning the quality of the food served at Denny's Pizza Place. leave Sweden you damn black scum leave my tree alone ('U.O.D.' 1992) yes I am a racist The follow-up, KKK music disks 4-8, released at the Taurus party in Nybro 1992, went off with a bad start as the lead programmer of AI, MC Clerasil, had some trouble constructing the code in such a way that the work of art inevitably crashed; hard thinking and intentional bad coding thankfully remedied the seemingly good work and turned the disks into the sought result: constant crashes, living up to the motto of the AI crew: quality sucks. In accordance with the artistic plan, locals of Nybro did not fancy the works of AI, threatening Clownen Manne with guns and knives, demanding the crew to withdraw the disks together with newly produced stickers and banners. This demand was never met, and AI continued their crusade of bizarredom to the other level of the game. let us visit the pig sty look there is piggy come here piggy ('Animal Sex' 1992) I will give you some candy The height of the times exploded in springtime 1993, as AI released their final music disks, 9-12; and at the same time pulling the greatest stunt of all time: the attack on Phenomena during The Gathering in Norway; where AI released a megademo intended to win the demo compo, which it certainly did, but in a slightly different way than usually expected. To celebrate the success, founder and leader Kissblasan masturbated in public; later, he came of with the bombastic idea of engineering his own party, which was held in Vasteras. now we will go to the hospital look so many babies now we will have fontanel sex ('Maternity Hospital' 1993) hand me the drill A few months later, AI went live, as the program Kalla Fakta on Swedish television channel four revealed the secrets of the computer underground scene, playing AI tunes while stating "this is the worst thing I have ever heard in my life." True as this statement might be, the connotations of it mistook AI for a political movement dedicated to nazism and fascism, while the truth was, and still is, that AI is not a political group, but an artistic one, dedicated to the reckless critique of everything called good taste; today not active anymore, AI marks the point where the alienation of modern living twisted and turned into the knowledge that everything is possible, anything goes. i want to feel your hands crush my balls feel the blood ('Homosexual Kjell' 1993) stream down my shaved legs --------------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu #439 Underground eXperts United 1998 uXu #439 Call RIPCO ][ -> +1-773-528-5020 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------