*-------------------------------------* * U R B A N * * * * Magazine #1 * *-------------------------------------* * August 26, 1994 * *-------------------------------------* This magazine URBAN (Undaground Rap Blastin Asiatic Newsletter) was created for the purpose of being informative and just thought provoking as well as being fun than a motherfucka. The opinions expressed by the authors are their own and in no one way represent anyone by the members of COMMODORE OWNING MOTHERFUCKAS (our wonderful clique). The information in this publication although intact are for entertainment purposes only and the writers are not responsible for actions taken by the reader. ------------------ Table of Contents: ------------------ 1. MUSIC - Gravediggaz and other stuff. 2. TV & MOVIES - Bangin in Little Rock , Def Comedy Jam & more. 3. DA GOOD SHIT - Napalm, Peanut Butter Bomb, & Thermite 4. TALKIN SHIT - ...... *-----* :MUSIC: *-----* What up! This is the Lo-Life and I'm here to talk about music and shit like that with ya. GRAVEDIGGAZ "Six Feet Deep" This motherfucking album is on some old crazy psycho type shit but it is very nice. The Gravediggaz are the RZA from WuTang Clan, Fruit Kwan from Stetasonic, Too Poetic, and Prince Paul. The tracks on the album are straight butter except for Bang Your Head which some old Heavy Metal shit. The lyrics on all the cuts on the album are dope which knowledge being dropped from time to time but you got to read between the lines to see it. The shit is just lovely even though the whole Gravediggaz personna is like a gimmick to me but it works so what am I to do. Rating: * * * * 1/2 (4 1/2 stars) On the singles tip, these kids Ground Floor got some shit for dat ass with the B-side of their single which includes the funky man himself Lord Finesse. Dig On That has a FAT ass track and its bass loaded for all you 808 lovers and the lyric are definetely on point... I don't like that burnt up face having MF Craig Mack and Flavor in Ya Ear. That shit sounds like he's fucking constipated....When will Black Sheep new album come out is what I really want to know!!! *-----------* :TV & MOVIES: *-----------* with your host: WISDOM OK if you really want to get your laugh on. Watch Bangin in Little Rock on HBO. That shit while your high is so fucking funny it's ridiculous. First they talk about the Folk Nation (Gangster Disciples for you non-Midwesterners who don't reaaly know the 411) in Arkansas and they talk to members. All of them are just about white which is funny right there cuz I ain't never seen white Folks (slang for Gangsters Disciples) in my life and I couldn't stop laughin. Then they showed this white girl gettin initiated into the gang. She got her fucking ass whupped and I fell off the couch cuz at the end of all that, she wanted a fuckin hug!! Bitch, get a fuckin life. The rest is OK, showed some Crips & Bloods and usual gang shit and they had a televised drive-by but the first parts are definetely the funniest. Watch it! I ain't seen no movies lately except the Mask with Jim Carrey which is the motherfuckin bomb. I ain't laughed like that in a long fuckin time. He is a seriously funny MF on film and TV, but on that stand- up shit he kinda sorry. I some shit he did on Showtime and it was not good. I'm waiting on the new season to start with the new Married With Children (Al is the bomb), Martin, and Simpsons episodes cuz this rerun shit is tired on the real. *------------* :DA GOOD SHIT: *------------* The info contained here has been taken from various sources and I could give two fucks about trying to remember all the places I got em from so don't take it personal! Homemade Napalm: ---------------- STYROFOAM GASOLINE or ACETONE What you do is take a coffee can and fill it halfway with gasoline or acetone and then dunk the styrofoam in it. The styrofoam will sizzle into this white (or whatever color the styrofoam is) goop. You make as much goop as you need the pour off the gasoline. Take the white goop and either light it or pour it a mold and let it dry. When this stuff is lit, it will burn for a long while and if you try to stomp it out it will stick to your shoe. The goop itself when dried, can stick to almost anything and make a good incendiary. Peanut Butter Bomb: ------------------- A GLASS PEANUT BUTTER JAR GASOLINE GUNPOWDER MODEL AIRPLANE GLUE SUGAR A FUSE Mix 10 parts of gunpowder to 1 part sugar. Then add enough gun- powder to coat the entire mixture and mix til the mixture becomes very sticky. Half fill the peanut butter jar with this. Fill the rest of the jar up with gasoline and close the jar. Shake the jar very well. Drill a hole in the lid and put the fuse in the hole. Now when you do light the fuse, get a very good distance away or you may be quite dead now, so BE CAREFUL! Thermite: --------- POWDERED RUST POWDERED ALUMINUM The rust can be obtained by running a DC current thru a iron object and place the object in the water. Place one contact on the object and the other in the water. The aluminum can be bought from a hardware or paint store. Or you can shave something aluminum with a metal file. Themite is a substance that, when ignited, can reach a temperature nearing 6000+ degrees Celsius and can vaporize carbon steel. The igniting temperature of the Thermite depends on the grade of aluminum used. So if you used a good grade of aluminum, you might be able to light the mixture with a common match. This would allow the Thermite to be lit by a fuse. BIC BOMB: --------- A LIGHTER (with lots of fluid) BBs (optional) Take the lighter and take off the metal part and the wheel. Now light the plastic parts that held the wheel until they are lit then throw it and it should make a nice fireball. You can get some glue and roll the lighter in the BBs and when the lighter blows, the BBs will spray like a shotgun blast. QUICK FUSE: ----------- STRING OR YARN GUNPOWDER ACETONE (or strong nail polish remover) Take the acetone and gunpowder and mix together. Dip the string in the mixture and let soak for a while. Let it dry. Repeat this about 10 more times. Not the greatest but will do. OK I threw a couple extras in there just for the fuck of it..... *-----------* :TALKIN SHIT: *-----------* First of all, thanks for reading this first issue of URBAN magazine and I'd like to ask if someone out there knows where I can find info on FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) thru the Internet. If so, next issue I will have an EMail address to mail that and any comments to. To get this and future issues of this magazine, FTP rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu to get the freshest new magazine out there. The entire issue was written while me, the Lo-Life and Wisdom VERY HIGH! I am having to retype every couple of lines. Garcia Vegas are the bomb to roll blunts with for those that don't know. Niggas is sittin in here with some new Polo shit we boosted from the mall. Ralph Lauren is the flavor for the 90s cuz he gots some fat ass rugby shirts, especially the long sleeved ones but anywayz....Post this damn magazine everywhere cuz I want this shit to blow up and just get some feedback from MFs out there in cyberspace....Super Metroid is the fuckin shit! I almost finished until one of my fucking high ass friends erased my record some I gotta go flex his some PEACE. 5 Gs *-----------------------------------* :A COM Publication 1994 til Infinity: *-----------------------------------*