. .:::::. .::::::::. ...:::::::::... :::::::::::: ..:::::::::::::::::.. ::::: :::: .::: ::::::: :::. :::::. : :: ::::: :: :::::::. : ::: : :::::::::. ::: :::::::: ::: ::::: ::::: : :::: ::::: oxic :::......:::: hock .:::::::. ::::::::::: ::::::::::: ::::::::: presents Ode to Elvis by Gross Genitalia Toxic File #43 Centre of Eternity 615.552.5747 HQ of Toxic Shock and The Esoteric Society [TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS] O pay homage to Elvis the King. Elvis the keeper of all that is good Will bring us through troubled times. O give tribute to Elvis Presley Guide of time and travel Sacrifice your shoes. Praise he who brings forth rain And once-a-month menstrual cramps Lay down your dog upon the Graceland altar. Worship Elvis who controls your mind And drives a big pink cadillac Hunk-a hunk-a burnin' love. You ain't nothin but a hound dog Pour forth your soul for he Almighty Elvis Aaron Presley, alive and with us now. O pay homage to our beloved Elvis, King. Keeper of your soul Think of he who rids your bodily wastes. Elvis is alive and well and living in your home Give thanks and blessing to The King And prosper in his power. O praise Elvis Juice Poured out by yout Elvis Glands Which keep The King alive. Give praises to the Elvis god We must not upset his awesome power He provides us sacred nectar of chicken liver. O hail Almighty Elvis Man, guide us with your light Sing to us with brilliant sound And protect all buffalo feces. Priscilla guides us daily in Our quest to find your undying truth Although her wisdom is that of regurgitated testicles. Elvis Presley, lord of fruitfulness Provide us with the gift of Elvis Sex Protect our contraceptives. Show us all your mighty strength We listen to thy albums daily Deliver to us day by day. Urinate upon our lives your Elvis Wastes Golden showers enlighten our Elvis worship Bring to us your divine intervention. All kneel and hail Elvis Presley Whose spirit is alive among ourselves We must go now among the Elvis fans. "Elvis magnus rex pacis est." [TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS] (c)1990 Toxic Shock. The Followers of Fetus Are Now Found: Bloody Afterbirth Fetal Juice Gross Genitalia