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Well, since this will be all for a little while, the least we can do is offend as many as possible, right? Okey Dokey. Now, wouldn't it be great to come back with a whole bunch of neat stuff, like maybe an InterNet mailing list, an authorized support BBS, and possibly a few members who actually want to be in PuD? It would be surprising - but are we capable of such greatness? Well, As far as membership goes, we only know of four or five or six or however many morons that we can call PuDidian. Hmm... how is this? WaReZ d00D and SuBLaMeR were responsible for the first true PuD. Of course, nobody has ever seen this issue - t'was never released. An awful lot of PGA, 4D-Boxing , and area calling made PuD. Hmm... what kept it going was a lot of felonies, some Devo, and a never-ending bloodthirsty lust for MORE LEMMiNGZ. The next generation of PuDidians is still around. That's us - Baphomet and me, the extremely intelligent literary genius NO COURiER. What came next? Baphomet met Dig and after much stalking by Baph, Dig had to admit that he was sort of a friend and stuff. Of course, Dig isn't really a PuDidian - Being a PuDidian means holding some concrete opinions. It's hard to have a lot of fucking morons respect and admire you when you are not a wishy-washy person. I guess that this ability to get along with even the flat-out most critically stupid BBS users is what helps Dig's board stay as Hvegas' best. Still, it's not RoB0BoARD. Somewhere in this timeframe, our pal Steve comes in to the picture, as well as the divine MaND3. At about this time, fReD got Rusty and EDDDDDDie's busted for copyright infringement/software piracy. ELiTE!1`! Anyway, shortly after this, we found god. God is also known as Hymie. I don't know Hymie either, he is a friend of Baph's and I would not know who Hymie was if he punched me in the face. Never seen him. About this time, the PPP-HHH-un was still going strong on VNet. Damn, is VNet cool. VNet is sort of like Homemade Gravy without the lumps. Through many heated flames, we met up with Crowe and actually started to get along. It's pretty easy to understand how this happened - It takes a fight to find out who you're friends are. After Crowe came harassment from some dirty little geek in Rhode Island. Once again, Squinky is Baph's friend, not mine. I think Baph wants to go to Rhode Island and live in his basement. Around this time, I died. Oops. We don't have permanent dramatic shadows that make our plain faces pretty. Touch just one button on this Dual-Deck, Hi-Fi VCR to make flawless VHS copies of any tape (Even if copy-protected)- and record/playback 2 tapes in sequence, automatically! By now, we had some dU0Dz on our side, and we were doing alright even with fReD in jail. He's still in jail, y'know. By the way, approximately 97.5% of what you just read is complete bullshit and has no factual stature whatsoever. Thank you. - That Dead Guy Electronic Communications - Another spin on the Anita Hill merry-go-round? PuD quote on this major, serious issue: -------------------- `Sexual harassment is a big issue in every woman's life. I've looked in to all of the options, and that's why I chose the Today Sponge.' -------------------- I'll take a moment to trash the fuck out of some piece of shit journalism that I stumbled across in USA Today. The following is only excerpts from an article, "Low-Tech Problem Hits PC Networks" by Wayne T. Price of the USA Today staff. Remember, this is USA Today, so the article was also accompanied by a 96,000 color 1/4 page illustration. Artist's interpretation? Hmm... Friday, August 6, 1993 - --- 'Cheris Kramarae believed CyberSpace would be the ultimate bias-free workplace, where sexism, racism and age discrimination did not exist.' 'So much for sexual harassment not playing in CyberSpace, the electronic freeway that connects millions of computer users worldwide.' ---- Ahh... it's so clear now. THAT'S what CyberSpace is... it's the big electronic freeway! WHAT FREEWAY? Let's make it simple enough so even your average bagel-eating, mindless, middle-aged USA Today reader could understand. The only form in which CyberSpace exists is in the imagination. there is no electronic freeway connecting us all; there aren't millions of users worldwide who plug in to this. Getting right down to it, there is no way that you can generalize a material communications system as CyberSpace. For example, how can you generalize private boards as CyberSpace when in reality a vast majority of these boards are not affiliated with others in any shape or fashion? I know this first hand, USA Today. I am not filling blank space in a newspaper with what Billy Idol taught me. And by the way Cheris, you dumb bitch, how can you expect millions of users to be a happy-go-lucky Apple Dumpling Gang? Ok. So, now that we have that cleared up, shall we go on? ------ `Sexual harassment by computer was predictable, industry experts say, because of the huge number of people working and communicating via personal computers. In the USA, there are 30,000 to 40,000 computer bulletin boards - databases where people can leave messages to each other. About 10% of those are on-line services you buy, like Prodigy.' ---- This passage in a way reinforces my previous statement about the fact that for the most part NO, there is not enough association between boards to consider it in any way a network. Approx. 90% of BBS's are rinky-dink pieces of shit like the damned QBBS you call every fucking day in and day out. Also, how many people do you know use BBS's as a part of their working life? ---- `Most reported incidents of sexual harassment via computer have been at the USA's universities, where there is easy access to InterNet, the massive, loosely organized computer network that carries messages for an estimated 15 million users daily' `Because there is no commission or government body overseeing transmissions over InterNet, any kind of regulation of content must be done by individual institutions that use the system. Some universities, like Cornell University stopped offering the erotica news group on their main InterNet network. "It's not censorship because you can get it somewhere else," M. Stuart Lynn, Cornell's vice president for information technologies, says.' --- I don't want to see a commission or government body fuck with InterNet, and in a sublime way I think this is the idea Wayne Price c/o USA Today is trying to plant in our heads. I would be mildly disgruntled and not very amused. Wouldn't you? Wouldn't that be the last truly free asset we have? Sometimes freedom is butting the hell out, Uncle Sam, and if the InterNet doesn't fuck up, it's because you stayed out of it's way like you should of. If it is at all possible to get it somewhere else, it is not censorship. Yep. Really, though. Honest. --- `What is happening is that computers are becoming part of real life. The terrible things that happen in real life are happening over networks as well as the good things' - Esther Dyson --- Right. This is not Neuromancer, nor is it fucking Bladerunner. This is real life. Since when do the elements of real life in a slightly different environment merit more attention than the shit Average Joe has to deal with? CyberSpace is better defined as a daydream thought up by a bunch of RPG playing, CUD reading social rejects. It gains popularity and is an important issue in your life because USA Today says so. Thanks go to Billy Idol and VR bullshit. Sure. But hey, you can't say that USA Today is by any means inaccurate or misleading. Four-page 256 color weather maps CAN'T be wrong. ---------------- WaReZ!!!!11! dU0D!>!? MiNESWeePeR v1.0 4 WiNDoZe WiLL TRaDe 4 L8eST LeeZuRE SUiT LaiR-E ADVeNCHuR. AlS0 HaVE LoTS uV ViRiiiuSseS ThAT MaKE HaRD DRiVE SPiN BaKKK WuRDz anD PKZiP PaSSWoRD HaKKeRsS. GoT LoT uV K00L ICe ANsiZ AnD ACiD aND @L­T3 aRT uH!!@ HaV NEwEsT ThG LoAD R MaKE R AnD All MAXiS SiMGAMEZ. / SEN SIRE LeE fReDD> Message: 121/225 From: fReD To: SiGH-S0P Subject: dU0D. ---------------------- dUoDE!, I UpLOaD eD QBaSIC NiBBLeS! Y KaNT I LeeCH QMeM aND NOVElL!?>! I WiLL UPlOAd A"GaIN N If YOu DOn'T LeT Me DLL QeMMM aND NOVeL I WiLL B MaD aND STuFF. L8R DUdEZ! dfReD. Message: 122/225 From: fReD To: SiGH-S0P Subject: dU0D????>?????!! ---------------------- d/UoDe!!!@ I UPLoADeD TAN DEE DeSKMaTE!!? Y KuNT I GiT QEMEEMM n NOVLL?!> , I AM GeTTInmG PiSSEd!>> dUoD!! WHaT THe HeLL?!?'/ fReD?!@?!!1!!!! Message: 123/225 From: fReD To: SiGH-S0P Subject: dU0D :( !!212`!! ---------------------- I JuST UPlOaDeD PLaNS 4 a BLaK BoX!!!? DuDE! IT"s HoT ELiTE InFO!!1 It"s OnLY 4 IN4MaY SHuN PeRP uS eZ!! I'M NoT ReSPONSE A BuLL!!?!\1 WHy CaN'T I HaV ENOvELll aND QeMEE NNOW!?! P.S..SSSSS!!!: dUoD!@ Y DiD U SaY I WaNTeD 2 THruST MY PuLSaTInG PeNiS In 2 OPRaH WiNFReY"S H0T LuSTiNG LoVE PuDDiNG?!@!? dUOd~ ! U BEt R TAkE tHaT BaK Or I WiLL GeT MaD!?!@!!!!!!!!!! fREeD-==-=-=- Message: 124/225 From: fReD To: SiGH-S0P Subject: dU0D!! U R N0T @œŒç3!@?1! ---------------------- I N0 WuT U R Up 2 NoW~!!!?! I KaN TeLL WHeN LaMERz R SKaRED 2 GiV WaReZ 2 a dUUdE Az ELiTE aS Me!!!!!! U LaMeRZS!! U WiLL REGReT THiS!!!!?!1. '; - fRe DD!! [NuKE] -------------------------------------------------------- Dammit... where the hell IS Crowe? I"M A BiG B0Y STaNDiN N MY BiG B0Y STaNZ! HuRRy Up AnD UpLoAD LEMMiNGZ B4 I BuST iN My PaNTS! Hello, My name is Squinky. I have a problem. I'm 12 years old and I can't reach a doorknob. ------------------------ ELiTE!!1! How elite are you? Well, we here at PuD are very, very, very elite. If you have any doubts about your personal eliteness, you should stop reading now and call back your local Celerity BBS. With practice, you will be elite and will be deemed a social reject by anybody with a damned thought in their skulls. Remember, being elite is elite, so don't let the simple fact that you are a loser with absolutely no life whatsoever hinder you. ---------------- PuD StoRy? All of the PuD stuff EVER will be compiled and thrown up on a BBS somewhere soon. With this, you can be assured that you have everything in the whole world that pertains to PuD. The demand for this is overwhelming - You would be surprised how many people love to have such ELiTE info on their computers and stuff. Being as K_RaD as we are, we'll make it as big and wasteful as possible so it's more KKKKK uploaded by you! Yes! End of WaReZ!!?1/!!~@#@w32 section. ------------ What now? [MaF]!1!! 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ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ º The end of..... 3º ³ How to reach us and other neat stuff³ º ßßßßßß ßßßßßß º°° ³ pertaining to this idea such as and ³ º ßß ßß ßß ßß º°° ³ in example er um... like addresses, ³ º ßßßßßß ßß ßß ßß ßßß º°° ³ names, numbers, inside jokes, stupid³ º ßß ßß ßß ßß ßß º°° ³ internet thingies, more stupid wwiv ³ ºßß ßßßßß ßßßßßß º°° ³ thingies, and stuff like BBS numbers³ ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ°° ³ even though they are all wrong with ³ ³ °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° ³ the exception of Project-X and stuff³ ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´ ³ Baphomet the Limbo King - WWiV 2506@14 - InterNet crfisher@nyx.cs.du.edu ³ ³ Squinky - WWiV 2506@247 - InterNet speedway.net!@gilly!cowz!squinky ³ ³ Crowe - WWiV 2506@240 -- Sir Psycho Sexy - WWiV 2506@51 ³ ³ Hymie - WWiV 2506@ - InterNet mpruitt@nyx.cs.du.edu, mpruitt@uah2.uah.cs ³ ³ That Dead Guy - wwiv 2506@36 and ONLY 2506@36 ³ ³ Jismak or however the hell it is spelled - -- MeGadU0D! - ³ ³ *boardzzz ³ ³ Project-X by digital saint wwiv 2506 -- 205-883-0894 -- 24 hrs, 12-14.4k ³ ³ LEGiON! dU0Dz!! ³ ³ Caustic Contagion by Uncle Hungry -- down for a little while ³ ³ PeRFeCT ANaRChY! by STeVe! WhaT THe HeLKL?!? -- 205-650-0302 ³ ³ Auschwitz Again, all your BBS needs in one Eggroll -- (NOT)-YET-UP!! -ELiTE!³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ Well, that's the end of PuD3.... we shall return with more neat-o naughtiness! Or, maybe we won't. Who cares? PuD is undergoing reconstruction! For a while there will be no PuD shit to be L3@CHeD oR UPLoADeD! Oh well. So you won't be able to get Obv/2 after all. But hey, you're elite and we've never heard of it. Or, maybe, just maybe, we had a fucking copy of the trash while your ass was still masturbating on VX/Net in Fort Worth. Nah.... no way! What the hell? ---------- Want to be cool? Since we are up to no good here in LiMA, right now is thr perfect time to join! Ya wanna' know how? Simply catch up with Baphomet or I, and say the secret password phrase: "dU0D!!! KaN i B iN PuD!!?!1?!/" That's all it takes. Really. Leave your voice number, and we'll call you and stuff, and maybe even harass you. Hey, you'll feel important‚! Wanna know how to become a PuD DiST SiTE?! Everybody knows that to be cool, your T/FiLE group has to have dist sites. Also, for your BBS to be cool, you have to be a dist site for something. All you have to do to be a dist site for PuD is say so! Advertise that you are a dist site. You don't even have to carry PuD! If you want, you can even TELL us that you're a dist site! Wow! See your BBS activity skyrocket! boast of your PuDidity now! <*** Not the End of File ***> 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Give the gift that keeps on giving... head! Join a warez alliance TODAY!