MONEY INCORPORATED DIGEST #6 RELEASED 22 FEB 1994 TODAYS TOPIC: CRIPPLED CHILDREN SUCK!!! OR HOW TO GET FREE GTE TESTPHONES MONEY INC IS: Sonic Fury Sleepy the Big CH33S3 MethodMan Typed and Concept by: Sleepy/Money Inc. Ok, say you want to beigebox and you're a complete dolt and can't solder. You have no friends, and if you did you couldn't pay one to solder some alligator clips on some phone wire. Here's what you can do.... 1. Find someone to drive you around until you find one of those GTE buildings. Do this late at night, and go in isolated areas... 2. This should be no problem, since GTE buildings are usually isolated, either in small towns or right off a major road. 3. Have your friend park across the street, and run across the street. 4. Run up to the GTE truck (by the way, only go to the buildings with GTE trucks...duh) 5. Break the window....the best way to do this is to take a bit of ceramic broken off of a spark plug. This is virtually noiseless and completely spider-webs the window. 6. The will be a console between the front seats, the testphone will be the orange device on the console. Grab it and run back to the car. 7. Do this at all of the GTE buildings in one night...since, once they discover a test phone missing, they'll be more secure for a few weeks. 8. If you get lucky you may get a touch tone test phone, but more than likely it'll be a pulse fone.... 9. Happy phreaking....AND DON'T GET CAUGHT...if you do get caught, you thought this up on your own....now go and trash some GTE trucks! COPYWRONG 1994 MONEY INCORPORATED All rights sentenced to death by lethal injection MONEY INCORPORATED TOP TEN ALBUMS OF ALL TIME (OR AT LEAST THIS WEEK) (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER) 1. IRON MAIDEN, Seventh Son of a Seventh Son 2. BUTTHOLE SURFERS, Independent Worm Saloon 3. PINK FLOYD, Meddle 4. PINK FLOYD, The Final Cut 5. THE CULT, Electric 6. THE MEATMEN, We're the Meatmen and you Suck 7. THE MEATMEN, Rock N Roll Juggernaut 8. QUEENSRYCHE, Operation Mindcrime 9. JUDAS PRIEST, Painkiller 10. GUNS N ROSES, Use your Illusion (I and II) (Doesn't it seem like I'm just trying to waste space?) MONEY INC Top 5 Games of All Time (All formats) (In order) 1. LEGACY OF THE ANCIENTS, C64 format 2. JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL '93, Sega format 3. BARD'S TALE III, C64 format 4. POLICE QUEST, PC format 5. FOURTH AND INCHES, C64 format (Strange there's no Amiga titles there....as much as I love my Amiga)