%%% %%% %%%% %%% %% %%%%% %%%% %%%% %% %%%% %% %% %% %% %%% %% %% %% %% %% %% %% %% % %% %% %% %%%% %% %% %% %% %%%% %% %%% %%%%% // // //// ////// ////// // \\ \ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ // /// // //////// ////// ////// // \\\\ \\\\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ /// /// // // // // // // [ Mind Warp - Volume #1, Issue #2, File #013 ] [ "Class Voting" by Raven & Catwoman ] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Memorable Class Voting Questions [Raven/EoS, Catwoman] Ok, ya know those stupid voting ballot things that you fill out at the end of your senior year in High School? The things where you vote for categories such as: Class Clown, or Best Smile, or Most likely to Succeed, and other such pointless questions. Well, here is a list compiled by Catwoman and myself(Raven) of categories that SHOULD be on the ballots... 1. Class druggie 2. Class whore 3. Most likely to drive around and ask small children if they would like some candy 4. Class date-rapist 5. Most likely to die by lethal injection 6. Most likely to appear on "Psychic Friends Hotline" commercials 7. Class drug dealer 8. Most likely to have a sex change operation 9. Most likely to spend another 3 years in High School 10. Class drunk 11. Most likely to follow in Adolf Hitler's footsteps 12. Most likely to appear at a baseball stadium wearing a clown wig and holding up a sign that reads "John 38:3" 13. Most flexible 14. Most likely to appear on "Geraldo" for being abducted by aliens 15. Class illiterate 16. Most likely to be lost in the Bermuda Triangle without anyone noticing 17. Most god-awfully annoying 18. Most likely to live with their parents for the rest of their lives 19. Most likely to knock up the class whore and have a "shotgun wedding" 20. Class ditz 21. Most likely to get into Harvard even though they only got a 200 on their SAT's because their rich "daddy" has connections 22. Most likely to appear on the Rush Limbaugh show 23. Most likely to become a Playboy centerfold model 24. Most likely to base life on episodes of "90210" 25. Most likely to write trashy romance novels for a living ...and there you have it. Our list of some more meaningful voting categories. ============================================================================== Call Arsonist's Arsenal BBS the Mind Warp WHQ - (301) 208-0847 ==============================================================================