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Oink you. !!===============================!! 091 -- "The Death of Our Scene" -- Pip The Angry Youth 092 -- "DIE MIKE!" -- Metal Chick 093 -- "My Nipples Are Erect For You!" -- Hardcore 094 -- "Collected Suicide Letters" -- Metal Chick 095 -- "Girls Are Dumb" -- Metal Chick 096 -- "Midnight Munchies, Valium, Take a Shower You Dirty Fuck" -- Styx 097 -- "Long-sleeve Shirts" -- Kaia's friend Drew 098 -- "The Intertwining Worlds of The Dumb and The Ugly" -- Pixy 099 -- "A REAL Bush Fan" -- Creed 100 -- "The Computer Underground Lovechart" -- Goldy the Pimp from Pamona 101 -- "Group Therapy" -- Trilobyte 102 -- "I'm So Stupid" -- Trip 103 -- "The Rise of The Mogels, Part One" -- Eerie 104 -- "SCREW" -- Trilobyte 105 -- "Nobody Loves Me" -- Eerie 106 -- "The Triangle" -- pVc 107 -- "AO, Li-fo #7" -- Food 108 -- "And You Wonder" -- Aproh 109 -- "How to Hack NASA with AOL" -- Jubjub 110 -- "A Dialogue on Love" -- Jamesy & Murmur 111 -- "The Rise of The Mogels, Part Two" -- Nybar 112 -- "Militia Entrance Exam" -- IM2K 113 -- "Who the Fuck is This Jesus Christ Guy?" -- Creep 114 -- "The Boy Who Seeks Happiness Meets Darkthrone" -- Murmur 115 -- "It's Me!" -- Nyar 116 -- "The Dangerous Streets of NYC" -- Eerie 117 -- "An Interview with Mogel" -- Jamesy 118 -- "So Much to Live for, So Much to Die for, Right?" -- Kheldar 119 -- "Rise of The Mogels, Part Three" -- Mercuri 120 -- "On Yumas" -- HACKERS 121 -- "Free Buttplug" -- Styx 122 -- "How to Get Chicks: The FAQ!" -- Swiss Pope 123 -- "An ASCII Portrait of Antihero" -- Morpheus 124 -- "Short Story (Code Number ORANGE)" -- Murmur 125 -- "Laughing" -- Mogel 126 -- "hey i'm in the chinese channel" -- Styx 127 -- "Rise of The Mogels, Part Four" -- Murmur 128 -- "The Fun I had with a Crazy, Old Vietnamese Lady" -- Muze 129 -- "Christ Demands More Money" -- The Onion 130 -- "How to Kill Your Roommate and Frame Her Fat Friends" -- Muze 131 -- "Text Files" -- Darwin 132 -- "C-" -- Glynis 133 -- "Reality and Fantasy: An Indepth Analysis" -- Nybar 134 -- "Ode to Manson" -- Taraxis 135 -- "Asshole or Bitch" -- Styx 136 -- "It's All A Facade" -- Pagenwait 137 -- "Hemmorhoids" -- Shadow Tao 138 -- "Killing Time On A Sunday Afternoon" -- Legion 139 -- "Potato Salad" -- Murmur 140 -- "Enter MatCat" -- Antihero 141 -- "A Womans's Guide to Geeky Guys" -- Lonewolf 142 -- "Are You Calling Me A Liar?" -- Trilobyte 143 -- "Carmex Rocks My World" -- MoonBagel 144 -- "A Sentence" -- Orestes 145 -- "Here's The Story of A Cat Named Buddy" -- Trip 146 -- "Eaten Alive by A Faulty Ball Bearing Cooling Fan" -- Skinhorse 147 -- "A Call-Us & Damnit! Adventure" -- Whoops 148 -- "Thoughts And Deja Vu" -- Gaurdian 149 -- "Sleep Deprivation" -- Sonia 150 -- "Slit and Slot; No, Just Coffee, Thanks" -- Styx 151 -- "Fear and Loathing in The Suburban Midwest" -- MoonBagel 152 -- "Normal Vacation" -- Murmur 153 -- "Missing The Boat" -- Kraftwerk 154 -- "THE... BITCH.... QUEEN... IS DEAD!!!" -- Nybar 155 -- "The Spice Girls" -- Jubjub 156 -- "Why Are They Eating This? -- Quarex & RottenZ 157 -- "Emoticons Explained" -- Swiss Pope 158 -- "yellow.american.cheese.gz" -- Ilsundal 159 -- "Dick Van Dyke" -- Jubjub 160 -- "2599 Unlimited" -- 2599 161 -- "Hope Dies Last" -- Neko 162 -- "FUCK THE BROKEN DITTO MACHINE" -- Quarex 163 -- "The Dead Hippo" -- Kraftwerk 164 -- "Notes From My Freshman Year" -- MoonBagel 165 -- "Can I Be A Barber, Mom?" -- Jook 166 -- "The Spirit of Giving" -- PezMonkey 167 -- "Hippo Crackers" -- Trilobyte 168 -- "Bots Are Evil" -- Aster 169 -- "Your Sister is Hot" -- Styx 170 -- "Why Can't I Be A Crack Baby?" -- Backwash 171 -- "The Hanson Scourge" -- DeusVitae 172 -- "The Three Little Wolves and The Big Bad Pig" -- File13 173 -- "Dwindle Dwindle Dwindle" -- Cstone 174 -- "Barbeque, I Don't Like You" -- Phorce 175 -- "A Horrible Imitation of Henry Miller" -- Skinhorse 176 -- "Anything Else" -- PezMonkey 177 -- "What's Your New Year's Resolution? Huh?" -- FyFy 178 -- "Drop Dead" -- Rattle 179 -- "The Storys of Le and Kurt" -- Aster 180 -- "I'm Complicated" -- Lilnilhil 181 -- "There Was A Girl" -- Neko 182 -- "The Continued Storys of Le and Kurt" -- Aster 183 -- "Why Drugs Are Queer" -- Kraftwerk 184 -- "My Stupid h0e" -- Plexus 185 -- "A Super Cool Way to Kill Yourself" -- Sighrik 186 -- "Friends" -- Aster 187 -- "Homosexuality Unleashed" -- Ilsundal 188 -- "MatCat Explains Christianity" -- Antihero 189 -- "My Ass" -- Skinhorse 190 -- "Hume Tickles Me" -- MoonBagel 191 -- "Dear Jewel Kilcher" -- Styx 192 -- "The 815 Bust Revisted" -- Neko 193 -- "The Lady with Red Hair" -- Aster 194 -- "MatCat Goes Hacking" -- Antihero 195 -- "The Netsplit Heard 'Round The World" -- Kraftwerk 196 -- "Marching Over Me" -- Leprekon 197 -- "Bob and Suzy" -- Aster 198 -- "MatCat Gives Up" -- Antihero 199 -- "POETRY EXPLOSTION!" -- Various Artists 200 -- "Hubris" -- Various Artists 201 -- "Cancerman vs. Clinton" -- GrayWolf 202 -- "Big, Scary, Jungle Snake" -- MoonBagel 203 -- "No Sleep" -- Neko 204 -- "Ode to Yak Boy" -- Captain Bovine 205 -- "HYPE eZine -- Issue 1" -- Craig Martin 206 -- "An Interview with Aster" -- Mogel 207 -- "Go to a Real Strip Club!" -- Muze 208 -- "Anarchy" -- ANdz0oey 209 -- "Boobie the Pig" -- Kraftwerk 210 -- "HYPE eZine -- Special Edition" -- Craig Martin 211 -- "Social Darwinism Never Sounded So Good" -- RM 212 -- "Let Me Out of My Cellar" -- Gangsta Spanksta 213 -- "The Poem Of Orality" -- Alternative Rocks 214 -- "Two Short Stories" -- ANdz0oey 215 -- "Why Valentine's Day Sucks" -- Muze 216 -- "Alfheim Fuzes with Tlorah" -- Ilsundal & Rattle 217 -- "Non-condition" -- ANdz0oey 218 -- "mp3's Rule!!!!!" -- Skinhorse 219 -- "BioWar: Not Just a Novel Idea" -- Tom Adam 220 -- "bOO- Teaches Me Finnish" -- Mogel 221 -- "The Never-ending Story of Norman, a Guy Who Hates Fishing..." -- RM 222 -- "I Believe in God" -- Captain Bovine 223 -- "WE'RE ALL FUCKED!" -- Mack 224 -- "Afterschool Specials: Lost on The Cutting Room Floor" -- Whoops 225 -- "Bounty Hunter" -- Trilobyte 226 -- "The Day Armaggedon Began" -- Alternative Rocks 227 -- "Some Rants" -- Mokie 228 -- "The Inaccessible Woman" -- Mooer 229 -- "Game Over" -- RedMan 230 -- "Shot: Chapter 3" -- ANdz0oey 231 -- "A Scholarly Essay on the Benefits of Rape in Society" -- PezMonkey 232 -- "Collect Call of Cthulhu" -- Ken-ohki 233 -- "Yellow Balloon" -- Aster 234 -- "hehehehe!" -- Murmur 235 -- "The Last Man On Earth" -- Puck 236 -- "I Don't Care If You Like Eating Pussy" -- Styx 237 -- "PrisonSex7" -- Mogel 238 -- "The Way The Flying Pencils Made it Into..." -- Ilsundal 239 -- "Translating for The Army in Deutschland" -- Teerts 240 -- "Harrey Carrey's a Drunk, But We Still Love 'em" -- Jook 241 -- "My Life Is Shit Becud Why Dee" -- FishLipper 242 -- "LIKE A GOURMET CHOLESTEROL FREE BREADSTICK" -- Kaia 243 -- "Grumble. Grumble." -- Scott S. 244 -- "Colfax, Colfax - I love thee" -- Jook 245 -- "Albert Knibschuk" -- Styx 246 -- "Gaa-nomes" -- Aster 247 -- "Penis Plural Is NOT Penii" -- PezMonkey 248 -- "Sort of Just Filler" -- Guardian 249 -- "Natural Selection By Equality" -- AltRocks 250 -- "You butt-poking anal baby" -- Styx 251 -- "The Gingerbread Man" -- File13 252 -- "Fishies" -- Aster 253 -- "Apotheosis" -- Lifelike 254 -- "Today's Forecast: Intelligent and Dreary With an 85%..." -- AltRocks 255 -- "A Crackpot Mathematician Analyzes The Fifth..." -- Swiss Pope 256 -- "Return To BBS Greatness" -- Nybar 257 -- "Serious Art A La T.S. Eliot" -- Zaff & Soybean 258 -- "Hello, This Submission Is So Bad It's Funny" -- Northstar 259 -- "Being Accepted In Public" -- Chris Cox 260 -- "Why I Won't Be At Graduation" -- Cyn 261 -- "HOE HAS BEEN SEIZED!" -- Ziego Vuantar 262 -- "An Act of God" -- Jesse 263 -- "Pig Story" -- Nybar 264 -- "About me!" -- Glynis 265 -- "How To Maintain the Mr. Sensitive Persona with..." -- Trilobyte 266 -- "Bruce Corey's 15 Minutes of Fame" -- Fenris J. Sunswallower 267 -- "Some Stuff I Wrote" -- Arhat 268 -- "The Dorm Room Bong" -- Neko 269 -- "Undulating Mr. Lizard" -- Trilobyte 270 -- "The Coming of the Lord" -- Cyn 271 -- "An Interview with Ben Ohmart" -- Mogel 272 -- "Flip The 'Off' Switch" -- Charlie 273 -- "6 Things That Are Always Funny" -- Mogel 274 -- "An Epilogue to Wargames" -- Neko 275 -- "Libertarians" -- Nybar 276 -- "Librarian Phone Sex" -- Mutter 277 -- "Drunk at 3AM" -- Phairgirl 278 -- "Smart Bomb" -- Seaya 279 -- "Mel The He/she Girl Slug" -- Aster 280 -- "Should You Date The Devil?" -- Anjee 281 -- "Suicidal Tendencies" -- Tasha 282 -- "Public Transportation" -- AnonGirl 283 -- "Participles Are Perceptions, too" -- Cstone 284 -- "Sponsor an IRC Asshole" -- Teerts 285 -- "Sellin' Smack On Da Street Ain't No Treat..." -- Snaf00 286 -- "Things To Do with a Brick" -- Ramsey String 287 -- "I Wanna Rock!" -- Phairgirl 288 -- "Political Science?" -- Altrocks 289 -- "The Benefits of Higher Education" -- Teerts 290 -- "Smashface" -- Neko 291 -- "Earl: The Flightless Balloon" -- Aster 292 -- "Mother Goose is a Pervert" -- Anjee 293 -- "Yeah" -- Kreid 294 -- "I Need an Inexpensive Computer" -- Anonymous 295 -- "New Teenage Girl Magazine: Girl Vibe" -- Quarex 296 -- "Pictures of Our Genitalia" -- Rush2 & Xgirl 297 -- "The Basics of Brother Torture" -- Inner Logic 298 -- "Suffer the Children" -- Zaff 299 -- "POETRY EXPLOSION 2!" -- Various Artists 300 -- "Meet The Writers" -- The HOE Staff 301 -- "The BIG-ASS Story" -- Various Artists 302 -- "Christian Science" -- Ramsey String 303 -- "Harlan Ellison Responds..." -- Squinky 304 -- "Space People" -- Aster 305 -- "Rise of The Mogels, The Final Chapter" -- Trilobyte 306 -- "The Short-lived Diary of William Ernest Nuremberg..." -- Kreid 307 -- "Sand Paper" -- Trilobyte 308 -- "Killing People" -- Nybar 309 -- "A History of Shame" -- Squinky 310 -- "Hey, I'm an Asshole, too!" -- Teerts 311 -- "Moo, Oink, Quack, Meow" -- Anjee 312 -- "Beepers" -- Mutter 313 -- "Girls, Girls, Girls" -- AnonGirl 314 -- "A Cheer Medium Pace" -- LilNilHil 315 -- "Veggie Burger Eatin' Hippie Reject" -- Phairgirl 316 -- "In The Beginning..." -- AnonGirl 317 -- "HOE Supports Teleconferences" -- Tasha 318 -- "Twenty Ways to Deal With Being Dumped" -- Cyn 319 -- "Girls That Write Text Files Know Everything About Love" -- Mogel 320 -- "Same Sex Marriages" -- Neko 321 -- "ARKANOID" -- Styx 322 -- "How to Make Top Ten Lists" -- Avenger 323 -- "Bums and the Everlasting Search for God" -- The Jester 324 -- "Why I Don't Eat Fondue" -- Meenk 325 -- "Jesus In Your Cereal" -- Ashtray Heart 326 -- "Fuck Tibet" -- Zaff 327 -- "The Crap I Write" -- PezMonkey 328 -- "Mogel is GOD" -- Anjee 329 -- "Better Living Through Chemistry?" -- Kreid 330 -- "I Need a New Roommate" -- Cyn 331 -- "Regarding Webster" -- Mogel 332 -- "It's JUICE!" -- AnonGirl 333 -- "Are You Man Enough?" -- Nybar 334 -- "A LOT OF BAD THINGS I'VE DONE" -- Squinky 335 -- "IRC Must Die" -- Ashtray Heart 336 -- "Going Out For Drinks" -- Swiss Pope 337 -- "I am Uberground" -- Meenk 338 -- "Anal Retentive People Are Fun!" -- Muze 339 -- "The... House" -- Meow 340 -- "Drugs are bad, mmMM kay?" -- TPP 341 -- "Learn About Pagenwait!" -- Pagenwait 342 -- "It Was Unmistakably Human" -- Darwin 343 -- "Annoying Scratch" -- Glynis 344 -- "I Want To Fuck A Midget" -- Ashtray Heart 345 -- "Selected Witty Retorts For Completely Desperate Idiots" -- Mogel 346 -- "Death Becomes Him" -- Neko 347 -- "Christian Conspiracy" -- Anjee 348 -- "Precisely" -- Viledandy 349 -- "A Bunch of Little Notes I Wrote to Myself" -- Kreid 350 -- "The Origin of Euphoria" -- AnonGirl 351 -- "People are Dumb and Stupid and Jerks..." -- Squinky 352 -- "It's a Conspiracy" -- Mr. Sandman 353 -- "Leave Me Empty" -- Tasha 354 -- "The Chair" -- Deadpan 355 -- "Square Dancing with The Fucking Fatsos" -- Ewheat 356 -- "Bitchin' Text File" -- Ramsey String 357 -- "Sad Days" -- Aster 358 -- "Reforming Your Tenets" -- The Jester 359 -- "The Jerry Springer Show" -- Neko 360 -- "Lifestyles" -- Ashtray Heart 361 -- "From Ape to Man, to Ape Again: Darwin's Dilemma" -- Anjee 362 -- "Manic Depression" -- Phairgirl 363 -- "Wild Man Goes Hunting" -- Apollo 364 -- "Harp or Motion?" -- Trilobyte 365 -- "I'm Complicated, Part 2" -- LilNilHil 366 -- "The True Meaning of Christmas" -- Mutter 367 -- "Death Notification" -- Squinky 368 -- "A Life More Ordinary" -- Girl From Mars 369 -- "What Really Happened at Christmas" -- Avenger 370 -- "Gerbil Feed Bomb" -- Swamp Ratte' 371 -- "Naked People (Are People, too)" -- Paganini 372 -- "Internet Depression" -- LilNilHil 373 -- "Geeks With Big Dicks" -- Darwin 374 -- "Jesse's Self-destructive Methods" -- The Jester 375 -- "Unsatisfactory Behavior" -- Cap'n Sparky 376 -- "Teletype's First Lay" -- Squinky 377 -- "The Problem with Pooh" -- Paganini 378 -- "My Brother's Pockets" -- Phairgirl 379 -- "GUNS N' FUCKIN' ROSES" -- Kreid 380 -- "I Want My Fucking Anubi" -- Avenger 381 -- "Ego et Internet" -- Isaac 382 -- "I Thought Ignorance Was Supposed To Be Bliss" -- Caitlin 383 -- "Microsoft, Clinton, and Mogel's Balls" -- Vyrus 384 -- "That Time I Tried to Conquer The World or Something" -- LilNilHil 385 -- "Macking" -- Mogel 386 -- "This History of Capitalism" -- Ashtray Heart 387 -- "A Goat Named Abel" -- Kreid 388 -- "True Story" -- Isaac 389 -- "Electrifying Discoveries On Alcohol" -- Anjee 390 -- "Is it Normal or Ugly?" -- Daisy 391 -- "plaZa auTomatIon" -- Trilobyte 392 -- "Drivel" -- LilNilHil 393 -- "Let's Be Friends" -- Hal08 394 -- "Phairgirl's Diary" -- Phairgirl 395 -- "House of the Rising Sun: Innsmouth, USA" -- Squinky 396 -- "Macking Methods: A Rebuttal" -- Quarex 397 -- "Looking For A Handle?" -- Various Artists 398 -- "The HOE Rejects" -- Various Artists 399 -- "Intentional HOE Rejects" -- The HOE Staff 400 -- "Choose Your Own Adventure" -- Various Artists 401 -- "Jersey Girls Suck (I Wish)" -- Hardcore 402 -- "Why I Am Changing My Handle" -- Squinky/AIDS 403 -- "1999 Is The Year of The Apocalypse" -- Caitlin 404 -- "Another Statistic" -- AltRocks 405 -- "My Microwaveable Pillow" -- Girl from Mars 406 -- "Jacques Cousteau is An Alien and Still..." -- Ashtray Heart 407 -- "Stupid Fuckin' Gas Station Customers" -- Daisy 408 -- "Business Practice" -- Mistawho 409 -- "I Like Monkeys" -- Holocost 410 -- "Clear Bawta" -- Isaac 411 -- "The Day I Fucked That Hot Girl" -- Caitlin 412 -- "I Froze My Tits Off in Minneapolis" -- Seaya 413 -- "My Phallic Pistol" -- Teerts 414 -- "Meet Betty" -- Phairgirl 415 -- "Picking Your Ass in Public" -- Anjee 416 -- "A Package For a Girl" -- Styx 417 -- "That Silly Dog" -- Trilobyte 418 -- "FuCkelibacy Soot Rant" -- Miasma 419 -- "The Rape and Murder of Katherine Genovese" -- AIDS 420 -- "The Story Of Want and Love" -- Muze 421 -- "RONCO PROPAGANDA" -- RON POPEIL 422 -- "Talented" -- Mutter 423 -- "A Day in The Life of a Gangster" -- Belial 424 -- "House and Home with Lynette Jennings" -- AnonGirl 425 -- "Organic Farming" -- Kaia 426 -- "Area 401" -- Laja 427 -- "One Man, Standing At The Threshold" -- Rantaslin 428 -- "Lamb of God" -- AIDS 429 -- "An Agnostic Tourettic Obsessive Compulsive..." -- Soybean 430 -- "The Glorious Fate of a Boy Who Failed in Life..." -- Kreid 431 -- "Illicit Substances and a Carefree Lifestyle" -- Quarex 432 -- "Run From My Car" -- Paganini 433 -- "Le Rocke Hyperstructure" -- Isaac 434 -- "A Little Too Much About Me" -- Meenk 435 -- "The Insistence of Meaning" -- Neko 436 -- "Only in Quebec" -- Anjee 437 -- "Boogiemen Are Scary" -- Aster 438 -- "Alcohol Discoveries On Electrifying" -- M4D 3LF 439 -- "Confetti On Your Head" -- Mogel 440 -- "Ignorant Guardian" -- Trilobyte 441 -- "K-R4D vs. Emoticons :)" -- Phairgirl & M4D 3LF 442 -- "News Flash: Women Are Not Helpless" -- Nitro-187 443 -- "Purple" -- Tasha 444 -- "Understood" -- Mutter 445 -- "Legalize Suicide or Change!" -- AltRocks 446 -- "My Fucking Ex-Roommate" -- Cyn 447 -- "A Log of Boredom" -- Avenger 448 -- "What I Did During My Winter Break" -- Girl From Mars 449 -- "My Brother's Friends" -- AnonGirl 450 -- "Obituary for IM2K" -- AIDS 451 -- "Karaoke" -- Phairgirl 452 -- "I Am Trying to be Clever" -- Neko 453 -- "I'll Flip You For It" -- Z 454 -- "Computers 'n Stuff" -- M4D 3LF 455 -- "Sincerely Yours" -- AIDS 456 -- "The Bottle Rocket Gun -- A True Story" -- Cap'n Sparky 457 -- "The Futility of Education in America, Stupid." -- The Jester 458 -- "Drunken Nice Guy Misogyny" -- Rantaslin & Teerts 459 -- "Why Do I Date Closed-minded Pricks?" -- Caitlin 460 -- "The Evil Comes" -- Aster 461 -- "Your Own Personalized Issue of HOE" -- Mogel & Kaia 462 -- "The Smartest Man Alive is Somewhere Out There..." -- Kreid 463 -- "Breaking Up For Christ" -- Phairgirl 464 -- "Mass Media" -- Reflecks 465 -- "Urges of Sexual Gratification" -- Miasma 466 -- "Modern Art" -- PezMonkey 467 -- "Misery Takes a Victim" -- Postal 468 -- "Cereal Killas" -- M4D 3LF 469 -- "Dwelling On It" -- Tasha 470 -- "Gefallen Von Der Anmut" -- Meenk 471 -- "Warez Requests" -- The HOE Staff 472 -- "Sorrow" -- Kreid 473 -- "The Grinch That Could Not Pleasure Himself" -- Hardcore 474 -- "My Analytical Self" -- Anjee 475 -- "When The Beast Met The Outhouse... and My Fear is Great" -- AIDS 476 -- "Dubuque Hoes" -- Phairgirl 477 -- "Teerts Luvs #ezines" -- Teerts 478 -- "Yesterday Was A Text File" -- Styx 479 -- "Bill Clinton is A Fascist Mass-murdering Hypocrite" -- TPP 480 -- "The Final Voyage of the Golden Unmutak" -- Tan Adept 481 -- "The Girl Who Never Cried Wolf" -- Girl From Mars 482 -- "O, Classic Way" -- Isaac 483 -- "Mother's Green Sweater" -- Jook 484 -- "Drivers Education" -- Caitlin 485 -- "Kermit The Frog Meets The World" -- Reflecks 486 -- "Exploring Yourself... Healthy?" -- Postal 487 -- "A Critical Essay on Shakespeare" -- Kreid 488 -- "Enticing and Dicing" -- Mooer 489 -- "Head Full of Garbage" -- Mutter 490 -- "I Fell in Love Today" -- Quarex 491 -- "In Search of BigDaddy" -- Paganini 492 -- "Hairdryer of Instant Karmic Justice" -- Uberfizzgig 493 -- "Change of Heart?" -- M4D 3LF 494 -- "When a Mack Fails" -- Anjee 495 -- "You're Weird" -- Tasha 496 -- "Realizations, Pre-dawn." -- The Jester 497 -- "Not Me, Not Now" -- AnonGirl 498 -- "How About A Nice Game Of Chess?" -- Cap'n Sparky 499 -- "Meet The Other Writers" -- The HOE Staff 500 -- "HOE: Representing Planet Earth" -- The HOE Staff 501 -- "Gnosis" -- Kreid 502 -- "A Vegetarian Moral Dilemma" -- Art 503 -- "Internet Dating Services" -- AnonGirl 504 -- "Addictive Personality" -- Phairgirl 505 -- "Live For Your Children" -- Vyrus 506 -- "Hypothetical Question" -- Z 507 -- "Oli" -- Isaac 508 -- "Yesterday Was Hell... Today is Butter" -- ZZi 509 -- "Realistic Fabrication" -- Trilobyte 510 -- "No Regrets, I Never Asked to Be Born" -- Meenk 511 -- "My Beef with Phil Collins" -- Ashtray Heart 512 -- "Teenage Angst Has Paid Off Well" -- Kreid 513 -- "LOL ROFLMAO LOL GOTCHA" -- AnonGirl 514 -- "Going To The Hotel, A Creative Piece" -- Reflecks 515 -- "No More Porn" -- Hardcore 516 -- "Prosthelyzation" -- Phairgirl 517 -- "Random Generic" -- Neko 518 -- "Bedtime Story" -- Z 519 -- "How I Blamed The Female Logic on Something That Can..." -- Anilos 520 -- "For Kelly" -- Isaac 521 -- "Effective Fast-Food Training" -- Phairgirl 522 -- "After 5 Beers At The Amiga Convention" -- Trilobyte 523 -- "Memories with Pink-Floyd" -- Ashtray Heart 524 -- "For Kelly 2" -- Isaac 525 -- "Introducing ReasonToVive" -- AnonGirl 526 -- "Auto Disconnect" -- PezMonkey 527 -- "Four Stories To Giggle Over" -- Anilos 528 -- "Viable Substitutions for Intelligence" -- Caitlin 529 -- "It's News to Us" -- Uberfizzgig 530 -- "Dreambath of Hallucinogens" -- Tasha 531 -- "So You Want To Be A Masked Vigilante" -- Ashtray Heart 532 -- "SVP Aidez Nous!" -- AnonGirl 533 -- "Murphy's Pub" -- Trilobyte 534 -- "Complete Crap" -- LilNilHil 535 -- "Too Young to Love, Not Old Enough to Marry" -- Daisy 536 -- "Bummer of a Dream" -- Another Mike 537 -- "Things That Annoy Me" -- Anilos 538 -- "For Kelly 3-6" -- Isaac 539 -- "How Zines Are Made" -- Nybar 540 -- "When Yesterday Was Tomorrow" -- AIDS 541 -- "Call Me Naked" -- Paganini 542 -- "Why I'm Not an Angry Queer" -- Cyn 543 -- "Your Perfect Match (Ugol's Law)" -- Ashtray Heart 544 -- "Why Sex is NOT Better Than Masturbation" -- AltRocks 545 -- "Dirk Diggler Can Eat My Ass Out" -- Meenk 546 -- "Nobody Loves a Dishwasher" -- Unrelated 547 -- "A Love Story" -- Caitlin 548 -- "Instruction Manual for The Sexually Frustrated" -- Reflecks 549 -- "Just Another Friday" -- AnonGirl 550 -- "The Sweetest of Fruits" -- Phairgirl 551 -- "Happy Floggings" -- Kreid 552 -- "I Rawk ur m0m" -- AnonGirl 553 -- "Why Am I So Nice?" -- Anilos 554 -- "I Love a Man in Uniform" -- Muze 555 -- "CUSTENU.TLX" -- Ashtray Heart 556 -- "Drive" -- Another Mike 557 -- "My First C++ Program" -- Seaya 558 -- "For Kelly 7-9" -- Isaac 559 -- "How I Really Feel" -- Daisy 560 -- "Create Your Own Fun!" -- Phairgirl 561 -- "An Explanation Of One Of My More Inscrutable Works" -- Ashtray Heart 562 -- "Friends" -- Phairgirl 563 -- "Real, Not Real" -- Unrelated 564 -- "The New Adventures of..." -- Nybar 565 -- "10 Things I Hate About Me" -- AltRocks 566 -- "How I Became Normal" -- AnonGirl 567 -- "Jessie and the Bunny" -- Oregano 568 -- "Do You Want Cheese With Your Whine?" -- Granny 569 -- "When Computers Go On Humanitarian Crusades" -- Uberfizzgig 570 -- "Why I'd Pity a Psychic" -- Rhea 571 -- "How Hardk0re Learned To Stop Worrying and Love" -- Kaia 572 -- " 'Can anybody tell me what's wrong?'" -- Tasha 573 -- "FACE CARD, FACE CARD, EVERYBODY LOVES A FACE CARD!!!" -- Uberfizzgig 574 -- "I Suck" -- Phairgirl 575 -- "Barbie's Untold Story" -- AnonGirl 576 -- "In Defense of Kinko's" -- Ashtray Heart 577 -- "Waiter, There's a Fly in My Primordial Soup" -- Miasma 578 -- "Yesterday I Saw True Vanity" -- ZZi 579 -- "Love's Labour's Lost" -- Darwin 580 -- "DNA, The Perfect Template for a Metaphor" -- Anilos 581 -- "He Needed Inner Healing, and NRMLGRL Knew It" -- Kaia 582 -- "Styx Debunks Marijuana Myths" -- Styx 583 -- "IRC is Better Than Stand Up Comedians" -- Granny 584 -- "THIS IS BULLSHIT" -- Quarex 585 -- "Satire On The Truth About Men" -- Effy 586 -- "Possibly Proverbial Parables, Volume One" -- Trilobyte 587 -- "Dear You" -- Mutter 588 -- "My Nomination for 'Greatest Eccentric of the..." -- Ashtray Heart 589 -- "Gang Bang Business Trip" -- Jamesy 590 -- "Farmer Floyd" -- Phairgirl 591 -- "A Personal Rekolektion & HIStory of TELETYPE" -- AIDS 592 -- "The Secret History of Teletype" -- AIDS 593 -- "My Very First HOE Article by RottenZ" -- RottenZ 594 -- "The Night I Killed Eilien" -- Oregano 595 -- "Catatonia" -- AnonGirl 596 -- "Think For Ourselves? What Kind of Concept is That?" -- Rhea 597 -- "Mean Jimmy Gets Drunk" -- Ashtray Heart 598 -- "Child of Satan" -- Effy 599 -- "The Gojira Theorem" -- Quarex 600 -- "My Favorite Letter of The Alphabet" -- Kreid 601 -- "Three Stories for Children of All Ages" -- Phairgirl 602 -- "Words That Rhyme With Shed" -- Ashtray Heart 603 -- "The Girl From Mars' Superhero Story" -- Girl From Mars 604 -- "When All Else Fails" -- AnonGirl 605 -- "Driving to The Pacific and Jumping In" -- Tasha 606 -- "Little Dolls With BIG GUNS" -- Beretta Ruger 607 -- "Murder is Illegal, Embarrassment Isn't: A Realization..." -- Anjee 608 -- "Things That Annoy Me, Episode 2" -- Anilos 609 -- "THE BEGINNING" -- Quarex 610 -- "My Second Hoe Article by RottenZ" -- RottenZ 611 -- "How to Win a Guess-Your-Age Contest" -- Seaya 612 -- "Widget's Nachos" -- Aster 613 -- "When Jamesy Met Caity" -- Caitlin 614 -- "The Smart, the Wooden, and the Ugly" -- Kniht & Uberfizzgig 615 -- "Why I Refuse to Believe in God" -- Cyn 616 -- "The Picnic Channel" -- Oregano 617 -- "Why I'm Not Cheering For Gonzaga" -- Anilos 618 -- "Help for Those in Need" -- Twister 619 -- "A Personal Tribute To A Man Named Hasslehoff" -- Paganini 620 -- "Music Is Evil!!!!" -- AltRocks 621 -- "Family Circus" -- Anonymous 622 -- "Saving Celebrities" -- Cyn 623 -- "Apocalyptica Plays Metallica -- Four Cellos" -- Phairgirl 624 -- "Marilyn Manson, Friends, and Ex-Girlfriends" -- Unrelated 625 -- "Jack Frost" -- Ashtray Heart 626 -- "What I Know About Shawn Mullins" -- Daisy 627 -- "Boy, Everything Sure is Zany" -- Phairgirl 628 -- "HOE Warzzz" -- RottenZ 629 -- "A Point of View" -- Anilos 630 -- "ATTENTION: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND" -- Ziego Vuantar 631 -- "RFC-976" -- AIDS 632 -- "Just a Prediction.." -- Anjee 633 -- "I Suck, Part 2" -- Phairgirl 634 -- "About Nothing" -- Reflecks 635 -- "Janet Reno Does Washington" -- Lapse 636 -- "Yeah" -- AnonGirl 637 -- "Memories Fuck Up My Shit" -- Quarex 638 -- "The Adventures of Princess Red, Part 1" -- Aster 639 -- "I Forgot What I Was Going to Write About..." -- Phairgirl 640 -- "Kreid's 315,601st Textfile" -- Kreid 641 -- "Gnosis, Second Installment" -- Kreid 642 -- "AGHGHGHGHGH!" -- Quarex 643 -- "Ten Reasons Why I am Single" -- Juliet 644 -- "Seemingly Random" -- RottenZ 645 -- "Judge Not" -- Jubjub 646 -- "THE OLD ONES DEMAND COMPENSATION" -- AIDS 647 -- "dream you." -- The Jester 648 -- "Yellow Monster" -- Rhea 649 -- "The Adventures of Princess Red, Part 2" -- Aster 650 -- "Free Association" -- Tasha 651 -- "The Ill-begotten, Psuedo-ethics of Semi-janitorial Work" -- Hypomonk 652 -- "A Plane Ticket For Yuri" -- Trilobyte 653 -- "The Sea Witch, aka The Seventh Son of Seventh Son" -- Ashtray Heart 654 -- "Ode to My High School Friends" -- Effy 655 -- "Ask Clyde"-- Clyde 656 -- "The Effects of Alcohol and Drugs on Driving Ability" -- Jubjub 657 -- "Sexual Evolution" -- Anilos 658 -- "AN OPEN LETTER TO SCOTT ZIBBLE" -- RottenZ 659 -- "Trendy, Are We?" -- Unrelated 660 -- "God Spake" -- Kreid 661 -- "An Open Letter To HOE" -- AIDS 662 -- "The Death Of Mogel" -- Oregano 663 -- "Retards Look Like Sea Cows" -- Effy 664 -- "Phairguy?" -- Phairgirl 665 -- "DIAPER BABY MALE WANT WOMEN TO HUMILIATE HIM" -- Ashtray Heart 666 -- "Fifty-Nine Different Ways To Say Vagina" -- Styx 667 -- "I've Never Met Elmo" -- Reflecks 668 -- "The Only Time I Got Action" -- XxX_Droo7 669 -- "When I Grow Up, I Want To Write For HOE" -- Juliet 670 -- "I Tricked Some Fat Kid Today" -- RottenZ 671 -- "Story of the Lost Cluster" -- Anjee 672 -- "Growing Up Sucks" -- Jamezz 673 -- "History Assignment" -- Tasha 674 -- "The Hog" -- Shoe 675 -- "Those Darn V-1 Rockets" -- AnonGirl 676 -- "Oh Boo Hoo! Poor Me!" -- RottenZ 677 -- "Drink The Pepsi, Luke" -- Jammer 427 678 -- "I Step In Shit and Sleep On The Floor" -- RMW 679 -- "I Don't Shoot Heroin" -- Caitlin 680 -- "A Real Fun Test! Yes!" -- Reflecks 681 -- "Ginny Innygunk" -- Effy 682 -- "My Chat Logs Get Results, Dammit" -- Mr A Jim 683 -- "Russian Women Through The Ages" -- Jook 684 -- "The Voice Of My Conscience" -- Ashtray Heart 685 -- "What Time Is It?" -- Issac 686 -- "The Importance Of Friendship" -- Angel Dust 687 -- "A Complete Repudiation" -- AIDS 688 -- "Manuel's Good Night" -- Trilobyte 689 -- "A Black Snake in the Spring" -- Rhea 690 -- "Superhero Origins" -- Uberfizzgig 691 -- "A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME" -- AIDS 692 -- "The Trenchcoat Mafia and Me" -- Neko 693 -- "I Love A Charade" -- Grlfrmars 694 -- "Dubuque" -- Big Daddy Bill 695 -- "A Tourist Guide to Dubuque, Iowa" -- Phairgirl 696 -- "One and The Same" -- Vlaad 697 -- "I Know You're A Girl And All, But..." -- AnonGirl 698 -- "If It's Bikini Kill, It Must Be Friday" -- Shana 699 -- "Noppa Gets Us Laid: An Exploration in Stupidity" -- Various Artists 700 -- "GNOSIS: THIRD INSTALLMENT" -- Kreid 701 -- "Secret Coordinate" -- Isaac 702 -- "My Russian Past Life" -- Cyn 703 -- "The Biggest, Largest, Most Exciting Heist... (Part One)" -- Nybar 704 -- "walden's life story." -- The Jester 705 -- "Uno International" -- Rhea & OzAdrian 706 -- "Teenagers, Nazis, and the French" -- Big Daddy Bill 707 -- "FUMPHGLUM" -- Aster 708 -- "Bittersweet Memories of Childhood" -- Lapse 709 -- "Computer's Internet" -- Interjen 710 -- "The Death of IM2K" -- AIDS 711 -- "The #2600 Experience, Featuring SkYFLuXX" -- Cstone 712 -- "Dr. Seuss, What A Pervert!" -- Six 713 -- "Onion Rings Get No Respect!" -- Clyde 714 -- "fuckingbugs.com" -- Effy 715 -- "Less Is More, Whatever!" -- Kernel Bob 716 -- "I Think Your Problems Are Very Trite." -- LilNilHil 717 -- "Struck A Chord" -- Mr A Jim 718 -- "Change Isn't Always Good" -- Anilos 719 -- "InfoSeek Says I'm Balding" -- Phairgirl 720 -- "The Final Class Project" -- Oregano 721 -- "Spies, Restaurants, and Laura's Mercedes" -- Big Daddy Bill 722 -- A Love Letter to GrlFrMars" -- AIDS 723 -- "Chapter 2: The Gathering Storm" -- Nybar 724 -- "My Two Lives" -- Six 725 -- "Her Russian Life (The True One)" -- Mr A Jim 726 -- "Hitch-hiker Buddy" -- JAMMER427 727 -- "Long Night, No Sleep Part 679" -- Neko 728 -- "POKLIKLI" -- Aster 729 -- "Meaningless" -- Mutter 730 -- "I Am So Sexy" -- Phairgirl 731 -- "Sic Transit Gloria Mundi" -- HOE E'ZINE 732 -- "Suzie" -- Isaac 733 -- "Gramma McKee's Special Penis Advice" -- McBoo 734 -- "Getting All Towed-Up" -- Big Daddy Bill 735 -- "Oh, Sweet Love and Pain" -- Laja Ajna 736 -- "Chapter 3: The Wrath Of Gods" -- Nybar 737 -- "Ask Clyde, The Second Coming" -- Clyde 738 -- "Propaganda" -- M4D 3LF 739 -- "If Lish Were More Like Smoove B" -- Crank 740 -- "Flamingd24" -- Neko 741 -- "Chapter 4: Nybar's Dilemma" -- Nybar 742 -- "The Lesser Creatures (and World Domination)" -- Paganini 743 -- "The Head Game That Went Bad And Turned Out Better" -- XxX_Droo7 744 -- "Booth 53" -- Etienne 745 -- "To Steve" -- Phairgirl 746 -- "What About Mine?" -- Viledandy 747 -- "The World I Live In" -- Hort 748 -- "Foreign Animals Talk Funny" -- Six 749 -- "Mary" -- Aster 750 -- "True Stories from IThinkICon" -- Various Artists 751 -- "A Love Letter To GrlFrMars, Part Two" -- AIDS 752 -- "Clouds, Picnics, and Colors" -- Mogel 753 -- "Clouds, Picnics, and Colors" -- Aster 754 -- "My Babble File" -- Hooker's Ghost 755 -- "Duck Hunt" -- Fake Scorpion 756 -- "Chapter Five: Rememberances Of A Mogel" -- Nybar 757 -- "It's Not The School's Fault" -- Big Daddy Bill 758 -- "BREATHE OUT. NOW" -- Ashtray Heart 759 -- "Some Really Easy Ways To Get Free Sex" -- Oscar Meyer Wilde III 760 -- "ITIC Review Came Too Late" -- Seaya 761 -- "The Box!" -- Devon 762 -- "The" -- Aster 763 -- "Attack of the Mad Cow" -- Effy 764 -- "Something Stupid" -- iNSaNE_GuRL 765 -- "Bored & Old" -- Neko 766 -- "I'm Amazingly Horny Right Now" -- Oscar Meyer Wilde III 767 -- "MIX IT UP!" -- GrlFrMars 768 -- "Digestion Awesome Do About" -- Mr_A_Jim 769 -- "Part Six: Rumble At The River" -- Nybar 770 -- "Grade 8 Memory, In One Act" -- AnonGirl 771 -- "HOE Fan Mail" -- Jessica 772 -- "Moving Picture" -- Mogel 773 -- "Kid Cuisine Memories" -- The Golden Boognish 774 -- "Cookie Land" -- Aster & Caitlin 775 -- "I'm One BADASS Hacker" -- Six 776 -- "Part 7: The NATURE of the Heist" -- Nybar 777 -- "May and the Past" -- Viledandy 778 -- "Journal Spewings" -- GrlFrMars 779 -- "Reason Number 92347 Why Never To Drive A Thousand..." -- Phairgirl 780 -- "Important Reminder" -- Y-WiNDoZE 781 -- "The Best Thing Since Plato's Academy" -- AIDS 782 -- "HuNNiE's HoT spOt" -- Laja Ajna 783 -- "Gavin and Nigel=Masterminds" -- The Golden Boognish 784 -- "Part 8: The TRUE Nature of the Heist" -- Nybar 785 -- "I Already Know What My Illegitimate Child Will be..." -- Jammer 427 786 -- "My Trip To Wayne" -- JubJub 787 -- "My Philosophical Quest For True..." -- Oscar Meyer Wilde III 788 -- "Little Johnny Does A Heist" -- Big Daddy Bill 789 -- "A Hoe File" -- Tasha 790 -- "I Don't Have Big Hair, Dammit" -- Six 791 -- "Hoe Dream" -- AnonGirl & Miasma 792 -- "I'm Going To Brush My Tooth, I Mean It This..." -- Cannibal Butterfly 793 -- "Hill Picnic" -- Trilobyte 794 -- "The Animix Project" -- Dennis Courtney & Basehead 795 -- "The Peoria Beer Project" -- Neko 796 -- "THE DEAD" -- AIDS 797 -- "The Wise, Old Flower (Part 1)" -- Mogel & Aster 798 -- "Part 9--2 Stories, Part 1" -- Nybar 799 -- "The Advice Letter Project" -- The HOE Staff 800 -- "The Golden Unmutak's Inception" -- TanAdept 801 -- "Daddy's Grammar Princess Goes Down The Drain" -- Cannibal Butterfly 802 -- "Wiggle Worms" -- Nettle 803 -- "The Random Thoughts of a Confused Druggie" -- Angeldust 804 -- "The Idiot Game" -- Mogel & Nybar 805 -- "Quotes" -- Unrelated 806 -- "Myself, I Never Knew" -- Crack Genie 807 -- "A Lost Highway" -- Gideon 808 -- "The Five Worst Songs of ALL TIME" -- Phairgirl 809 -- "Life Is What You Make It" -- Sue 810 -- "Proton Packs" -- The Golden Boognish 811 -- "Cows" -- Effy 812 -- "The World Of Fact! The World Of Fiction!" -- Jame 813 -- "Mr. Orange Gleason's Trip To the Fair" -- JAMMER427 814 -- "The Wise, Old Flower (Part 2)" -- Mogel & Aster 815 -- "Semuta" -- Isaac 816 -- "Letters" -- Six 817 -- "I Wasted 2 Hours Reading Early cDc..." -- Oscar Meyer Wilde III 818 -- "Data's Decision and the Decadence of the Modern..." -- Rhea 819 -- "Zebra II" -- The Golden Boognish 820 -- "Uber-Mogel" -- Seaya & Nybar 821 -- "Flamingd24 Part 2" -- Neko 822 -- "The Most/Least Fuckable Cartoon Characters" -- Hardcore 823 -- "The Second Time I Got Action? Pfft. The 8000th Time..." -- XxX_Droo7 824 -- "The Ballad Of Teletype" -- AIDS 825 -- "Kids" -- Mike Lake 826 -- "Everything Reminds Me Of Cheese" -- Effy 827 -- "Dissin' Miasma" -- AIDS 828 -- "Cousin Fuckers" -- The Golden Boognish 829 -- "Pornographic Midget Tossing - PAP SMEAR 3:16" -- Six 830 -- "Switching Gears" -- Oregano 831 -- "Modern Ascii" -- Mogel 832 -- "A Short Lesson In Applied Calculus" -- Ior 833 -- "Big Daddy Bill's Official Press Release" -- Big Daddy Bill 834 -- "Pin" -- Aster 835 -- "NO FUCKING MORE" -- Angeldust 836 -- "The Attic" -- Rhea 837 -- "AnonGirl's Academic Career" -- AnonGirl's Teachers 838 -- "I Do Not Actually Hate Women, But I Will Pretend To" -- Quarex 839 -- "ROTTWEILER the STORY!" -- Lapse 840 -- "This Text File Will Seriously Change..." -- Oscar Meyer Wilde III 841 -- "Chapter 1: Cobra Triangle" -- Neko 842 -- "Hacking a Nine Volt" -- Reflecks 843 -- "To Angeldust" -- JubJub 844 -- "Britney's Breasts Are Real" -- Trilobyte 845 -- "Dear" -- Phairgirl 846 -- "Monkeys and Midgets" -- LAWS 847 -- "A Famous Saying" -- The Golden Boognish 848 -- "Not An Addict" -- Draykonis 849 -- "Pixie Dust" -- Ugliness Man 850 -- "HOE NON-SEQUITURS 12 & 35" -- AIDS 851 -- "El Pulpo Esta Escritando con Ocho Boligrafos" -- Uberfizzgig 852 -- "A Year In The Making Of A Waiting World" -- Basehead 853 -- "Ode to Aster" -- Caitlin 854 -- "Blush" -- Rhea 855 -- "Yesterday" -- Aster 856 -- "The Insanity Of A God" -- Nybar 857 -- "I Secretly Love Quarex" -- Clyde 858 -- "The No Fuck Day: An Exercise In Futility" -- Teerts & Woodstok 859 -- "Out To Lunch" -- Phairgirl 860 -- "A Testament of Attitude" -- Big Daddy Bill 861 -- "Head Off" -- Kreid 862 -- "3 Times The Recommended Dose of NyQuil" -- Six 863 -- "There Is No Hope" -- Kyra 864 -- "Mr. Frog Is Happy" -- Reflecks 865 -- "Warez" -- Trilobyte 866 -- "THE MAGICAL, MYSTICAL ART OF confabulation" -- AIDS 867 -- "How To Properly Judge Music: A Rebuttal To Phairgirl" -- Quarex 868 -- "To JubJub" -- Angeldust 869 -- "A Pointless Story Which Protests Other..." -- Tasha & Nybar 870 -- "Please Just Leave Me Alone And Let Me Go Insane" -- Hermy 871 -- "the death of ibbs.com" -- The Jester 872 -- "I Am Going To Fucking Kill Myself" -- Quarex 873 -- "Calling Out Names!" -- Nybar 874 -- "An Old Dog, Buried At Sea" -- Basehead 875 -- "I'm Mad About Style And Saffron, Because It's So..." -- Jammer427 876 -- "Memo To Phairgirl" -- AIDS 877 -- "AltRocks' Mournful Love Serenade6" -- AltRocks 878 -- "Info Commercials Are The Devil" -- Cannibal Butterfly 879 -- "This Obsession" -- Phairgirl 880 -- "Maining Trip" -- Oregano 881 -- "Stabbed" -- Big Daddy Bill 882 -- "HIGH SCHOOL REVISITED." -- Laja Ajna 883 -- "I Am Laughing At You: An Angsty Rant" -- Anjee 884 -- "The New Clique" -- Ugliness Man 885 -- "I Am Becoming A Teenybopper, Please Shoot Me Now" -- Hermy 886 -- "The Quarex Commandments" -- Quarex 887 -- "A Night With Mathley" -- Effy 888 -- "Blah Blah De Fucking Blah" -- Phairgirl 889 -- "The Scooby Doo Conspiracy" -- Hypomonk 890 -- "Clyde Teaches You Assholes A Lesson" -- Clyde 891 -- "Post-Erotic Madness Exemplified, Part 3" -- Nybar 892 -- "Ralph" -- Hort 893 -- "NIN: The Fragile" -- Unrelated 894 -- "Your Decision" -- Anodyne 895 -- "How Many People Understand Quantum Physics Anyway?" -- Six 896 -- "Really Bad HOE Article" -- Metalchic 897 -- "Milk And Cookies. A Book." -- Reflecks 898 -- "Pumpcon Awards" -- Slawz 899 -- "A Love Letter to AIDS" -- Phairgirl 900 -- "HOE 900" -- Tasha 901 -- "LET'S MURDER THE MOONSHINE" -- AIDS 902 -- "Precursor" -- Caitlin 903 -- "Bread: Some Shocking Facts" -- Angeldust 904 -- "An Absolute Proof of the Existence of Cause an Effect" -- Kreid 905 -- "Life" -- Lil' Taz 906 -- "The Biography of Clippit" -- Mogel 907 -- "Meditations On a Schoolgirl Crush" -- Rhea 908 -- "The Random Nybarius Internet Compendium, Vol I" -- Nybar 909 -- "The Legend of The Blue Ring" -- Aster 910 -- "Champaign Revisited" -- Oregano 911 -- "October Rust And Why My Life Sux" -- Misfit 912 -- "Response to Phairgirl's Love Letter" -- AIDS 913 -- "Bullshit" -- Trimmerhead 914 -- "IRC Freestyling Session #1" -- Nybar 915 -- "Las Vegas" -- Unrelated 916 -- "Activated Charcoal" -- Tocoblock 917 -- "Two Large Mochas and a Slice of Tiramisu" -- Meeyoww 918 -- "Headache Induced Thoughts" -- LatinMan 919 -- "The Hardknock Life of a Teen on IRC" -- Que 920 -- "Girls Kick Ass, Mine Anyways" -- Weirdfreak 921 -- "Interlaced Space" -- Mogel 922 -- "Mogor University" -- Styx 923 -- "A Simply Pink Dress, and Other Things" -- Rhea 924 -- "There Had To Be A Computer Game For The '90s" -- Eerie 925 -- "400 Lyrical Blows--A Survey of Undergroundhiphop.Com" -- Nybar 926 -- "Q-tips Are Preventing Human Evolution!" -- Clyde 927 -- "Winter" -- Neko 928 -- "Teledruggies" -- Trimmerhead 929 -- "Won't You Be My Shitty-Ass Neighbor?" -- Basehead 930 -- "Freudian Epiphany" -- Meenk 931 -- "If I Could Have Lunch With Any Famous Person..." -- Ashtray Heart 932 -- "Being True to Yourself" -- LatinMan 933 -- "On... Track" -- Phairgirl 934 -- "What The Fuck" -- Trimmerhead 935 -- "The HOE c0de Issue" -- Various Artists 936 -- "Revival In My Panties!" -- Cannibal Butterfly 937 -- "Unwanted Knowledge" -- Angeldust 938 -- "Fuckin' Babies" -- Caitlin 939 -- "Choosing Where To Sit In Class" -- Mogel 940 -- "Re-Writing HOE Rejects" -- Various Artists 941 -- "JrzDevil Angrily Mistakes Quarex for a Woman" -- Quarex 942 -- "The Facts About HOE #937" -- Nyarlathotep 943 -- "A Discussion with Swiss Pope" -- Big Daddy Bill 944 -- "The Chapstick Chapter of My Life" -- Jane & Metalchic 945 -- "Why Bother?" -- Cyn 946 -- "Alan Ginsberg and The Shawshank Redemption" -- Six 947 -- "Math" -- Rhea 948 -- "Spot's Big Adventure" -- Captain Bovine 949 -- "Great, Now I'm A Dirt Hippie" -- Phairgirl 950 -- "Fucked With Being Fucked: The HOE Manifesto" -- Black*Ruined 951 -- "The Thingieness of Things" -- Mogel 952 -- "DAY TRIPPING WITH THE LORD DUNSANY" -- AIDS 953 -- "Frequently Asked Questions" -- Mogel 954 -- "The KITTY TEASE Owner's Manual" -- AIDS 955 -- "New Jersey Is Out Of Control And Must Be Destroyed" -- Mogel 956 -- "What I Know About Syd Barrett" -- AIDS 957 -- "My Special Journey" -- Mogel 958 -- "Transformers Fan Fiction #1" -- AIDS 959 -- "The Advantages of Actually Listening to People" -- Mogel 960 -- "#ASCII OUTSIDER ART MANIFESTO" -- AIDS 961 -- "What Is Really Wrong With The World" -- Spare 962 -- "J Paws and the Sad" -- Uberfizzgig 963 -- "Large Bowl of Cereal with a Side Order of Morals" -- LatinMan 964 -- "Cop Out" -- Que 965 -- "My Long-term Dependency" -- Big Daddy Bill 966 -- "Ballard of Kelly" -- Isaac 967 -- "Go Figure." -- Trimmerhead 968 -- "A Model Citizen's Viewpoint" -- Basehead 969 -- "An Open Letter To Anyone I've Ever Known" -- Phairgirl 970 -- "Beans and Franks" -- Cannibal Butterfly 971 -- "Coming Attractions" -- Mr A Jim 972 -- "I Hate H0e" -- Slawz 973 -- "A Cipher" -- Nybar & Basehead 974 -- "A Day in the Life of LeetNLow" -- Meeyoww 975 -- "Your Call Is Important To Us" -- The Prophet 976 -- "BUREAUCRACY AT ITS BEST" -- Quarex 977 -- "I Am So Excited To Write This" -- Kreid 978 -- "Falling Down Falling" -- RottenZ 979 -- "I Am Not" -- Six 980 -- "I've Got No Strings" -- Cannibal Butterfly 981 -- "Bah" -- Meeyoww 982 -- "I Need A Peck In The Head From A Bird That Is Dead" -- Phairgirl 983 -- "Parallax" -- Mr A Jim 984 -- "THE GRILL STAFF MOCKS JERSEY DEVIL" -- THE GRILL STAFF 985 -- "A Different Kind of Man" -- Anodyne 986 -- "Leaving The Girl" -- Basehead 987 -- "See Rehajbnahk Stride" -- Kreid 988 -- "Public Transportation Revisited" -- AnonGirl 989 -- "DAMNATION" -- Kreid 990 -- "Things Better Left Unsaid" -- Zaff 991 -- "Open Letter To Gotahoe.com!" -- Clyde 992 -- "Stalker Chicks of the 1960s" -- AnonGirl 993 -- "And Thus She Survives" -- Anodyne 994 -- "Everything, Simplified" -- Miasma 995 -- "M&M Conspiracy Theory" -- JoJo, The Indian Circus Boy 996 -- "Running Again" -- Mutter 997 -- "Why 2K? A Misanthropic Editorial" -- Meenk 998 -- "The Penultimate Lamentation" -- Quarex 999 -- "THE MADCAP LAUGHS" -- AIDS 1000 -- "The Return of Warez" -- Various Artists 1001 -- "Changing Gears" -- Mogel, Meenk, & AIDS 1002 -- "Red" -- Rhea 1003 -- "Christmas in Alabama" -- Christopher Crowe 1004 -- "Flight To Freedom" -- Oregano 1005 -- "Song Lyrics" -- Kreid 1006 -- "An Interview with Bad Kitty" -- Caitlin 1007 -- "Ask Clyde, Version 4.0!" -- Clyde 1008 -- "The Craft" -- Anodyne 1009 -- "Morals" -- Aster 1010 -- "Loves Park II" -- Trilobyte 1011 -- "How To Make An Atomic Bomb" by AltRocketz 1012 -- "Oldschool Christmas Anarchy" by Sir Oregano The Hacker 1013 -- "Break, Smash, Destroy" by The Shadowy Unrelated Night Stalker 1014 -- "HOW TO FUCK UP SOME SHiT AND GET HiGH AS SHiT..." by Killer Kreid 1015 -- "Batch Phile Anarchy" by Bothersome Basehead 1016 -- "How To Get Back At Your Rivals" by Nybarius, Lethal Ninja 1017 -- "Anarchy: A Submissive's Nightmare" by Meenk 1018 -- "Phun with Shit" by Da Master Mogel 1019 -- "Motion" by Obscure Images 1020 -- "CRAZY RUSSIAN ANARCHIST" by G. Sanchez 1021 -- "The Darkest Place in the Largness of the Huge Great Big..." -- Aster 1022 -- "True Love" -- Kreid 1023 -- "This Is Not" -- Anodyne 1024 -- "THE ALL SLANDER LAWSUIT ISSUE" -- AIDS 1025 -- "We'll Always Have Paris" -- Rhea 1026 -- "MY FURST COLORING (in) book" -- Lexus Prime 1027 -- "Fam ly V lue" -- Anodyne 1028 -- "Lucid Dreaming is Hard" -- Mr A Jim 1029 -- "Old Crow" -- Kreid 1030 -- "Me And My Monkey" -- Me... 1031 -- "The Official Kraft Scene Sexchart" -- Kraft 1032 -- "Hej Då!" -- AnonGirl 1033 -- "Ralph: Chapter 2" -- Hort 1034 -- "Fish; And The Near Imminent Death of The Fourth One" -- Liberty 1035 -- "Poor Andrew" -- Anodyne 1036 -- "I HOPE THIS FILE OFFENDS YOU" -- Quarex 1037 -- "Trip Talk" -- Unrelated 1038 -- "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest Part II" -- LatinMan 1039 -- "Dead Alive" -- The Extremist 1040 -- "Thanatos" -- Meenk 1041 -- "SUM SHIT #1" -- Kaotik 1042 -- "SUM SHIT #1" -- Kaotik 1043 -- "SUM SHIT #1" -- Kaotik 1044 -- "SUM SHIT #1" -- Kaotik 1045 -- "SUM SHIT #1" -- Kaotik 1046 -- "Another Profitable Life Experience" -- Kreid 1047 -- "Flamers Fight with Force" -- pl0nk 1048 -- "Sodomy and Macrame: A Dynamic Duo" -- Krnl 1049 -- "MOON WEB" -- AIDS 1050 -- "Big Bad #1" -- Various Artists THE TALLY: (number of writings from HOE #91 to current.) ---------- 42 -- AIDS 40 -- Phairgirl 31 -- Aster 30 -- Nybar 28 -- Kreid, Mogel 27 -- AnonGirl 23 -- Trilobyte 22 -- Ashtray Heart 21 -- Neko 19 -- Quarex 16 -- Styx 15 -- Anjee, Isaac 14 -- Caitlin, Tasha 13 -- Rhea 12 -- AltRocks, Meenk 11 -- Big Daddy Bill, Six 10 -- Anilos, Cyn, Effy, Oregano, Reflecks 9 -- Mutter, RottenZ, The Jester, Uberfizzgig, Unrelated 8 -- Basehead, Grlfrmars, LilNilHil, Teerts 7 -- Anodyne, Clyde, Jubjub, Murmur, Muze, Paganini, PezMonkey, Soybean 6 -- Angeldust, Art, Boognish, Cannibal Butterfly, M4D 3LF, Mr A Jim, Seaya 5 -- Clyde, Daisy, Hardcore, Jammer 427, Jook, Kaia, Kaotik, Metalchic, Miasma, OMWIII 4 -- Antihero, Avenger, Bor, Darwin, Eerie, Ilsundal, Laja Ajna, LatinMan, Swiss Pope, Trimmerhead, Zaff 3 -- Cap'n Sparky, Captain Bovine, Crank, Cstone, Glynis, Hort, Jamesy, Lapse, Meeyoww, Nyarlathotep, Ramsey String, Viledandy, XxX_Droo7, Z 2 -- Another Mike, Granny, Hermy, Hypomonk, Juliet, Mooer, Obscure Images, Postal, Que, Rantaslin, Slawz, TanAdept, TPP, Ugliness Man, Vyrus, ZZi ##EOF