s$ $$ .d""b. .d""b. HOE E'ZINE #1105 [-- $$""b. $$ $$ $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------- --] $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ss$$ "I Fucking Suck" $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ by Hardcore $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ 06/28/00 [-- $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------- --] $$ $$ "TssT" "TssT" The purpose of this whole text is to show you how much I suck, and why. For years, I've blamed women for sucking, but you know what? I am the one that really fucking sucks. Yes, it's true, I FUCKING SUCK. Why Do I suck?, you might ask. Well, I could say that "no women want me". Well, that's not entirely true, I had women that wanted me. Only problem is they were fucked up and psycho. You know what? At least they wanted me, and it's my fault I didn't make them fuck me or blow me when were dating. They were so fucked up mentally, that I could of said something kind of like this: "BITCH, SUCK MY COCK NOW OR I WILL FUCKING DUMP YOUR ASS" Or I could gone with the, "YOU FUCKING SUCK, LET ME FUCK YOU NOW, OR I'M NEVER GIVING YOU ORAL AGAIN, YOU SKANKY WHORE ASS MOTHERFUCKING BITCH." But of course, the one thing that prevented me from doing this is that I fucking have a conscience. Some people may say that it's because I'm not scum, or I am a gentleman. That's bullshit. I just really suck and don't take advantage of opportunities. That is the #2 reason I suck. The #1 reason I suck is that I have no balls. Being shy is the worst way to suck. Let me tell you. I SUCKKKKKKKKKI SUCCCCCCCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK!#U!&#!#&!&#U*!#(*. Ok, as I was saying. Well, I can give you a reason why I don't have balls. There's probably, 1-2 girls at work that would probably see me, or at least use me for sex of some kind of even have a relationship. But I don't take any FUCKING action. Every time they ask me to hang out, I PUSSY OUT AND GO HOME AND COME UP WITH LAME EXCUSES. So Finally, I UN-PUSSY out and HARDCORE flirt with the girl I dig. I've had a major crush on her since the day I started working there! So, I figured a good 2-3 days of this flirting and maybe ask her to get drinks after work. I've never done this before, so anyway! I'm about to do it when I find out she's dating some guy that doesn't even speak English at work! He beat me to it, a few weeks before. That motherfucker has balls, that motherfucker didn't pussy out. That motherfucker is smart. Everyone thought that he was gay, but guess what, HE LIKES VAGINA! NOT DICK!! YOU WERE ALL FUCKING WRONG!! That motherfucker FUCKED UP MY DREAMS. She is perfect in all ways. She is an ANGEL, she's INNOCENT, she's SWEET, and much much MORE. A girl like this may never come around again, and I will never know if she would of said yes or no. That's all I wanted to know, THAT'S ALL. I can take rejection, but not being able to get the chance to be rejected sucks! ANYWAY, I hope that Non-English speaking motherfucker fucks everything up so I have a chance. Though, judging from all past experiences, they will fall in love and get married! Being a LOSER is cool!#(@!#( [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) HOE E'ZINE -- http://www.hoe.nu HOE #1105, BY HARDCORE - 6/28/00 ]