[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #811 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 888 888 888 888 888 "Cows" 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 888 888 888 888 888 " by Effy 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 9/1/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] (http://www10.chathouse.com/rave) Saturday, August 14, 1999 Public Messages #4: gilli(#619.613.426.619) I've always wanted a cow. #3: Hot Guy(#619.676.860.280) What would you do with a cow? #1: spiral666(#816.595.748.306) If I had a cow with no legs, I would have ground beef. #4: gilli(#619.613.426.619) Oh, I don't know. What do you spose I'd do with a cow in bloody London? #4: gilli(#619.613.426.619) Why might you have a cow with no legs? #3: Hot Guy(#619.676.860.280) Kill it for the meat. Or you could milk it. #1: spiral666(#816.595.748.306) If I had a cow with no legs...it would be on the ground...so it would be ground beef...cows are beef...and then I could make many hamburgers. #4: gilli(#619.613.426.619) I had a three legged dog once. However, we didn't grind him for food or anything like that; we just petted him and made him fetch things. Watching him run was quite entertaining. #3: Hot Guy(#619.676.860.280) And have alot of steak too. #1: spiral666(#816.595.748.306) Why is it that people are born missing legs but hardly anyone is born with an extra leg? #3: Hot Guy(#619.676.860.280) Was your three legged dog m/f? #3: Hot Guy(#619.676.860.280) I have a extra legg. #1: spiral666(#816.595.748.306) I wish I had eight legs so I could walk like a spider. #4: gilli(#619.613.426.619) A missing leg would most likely be caused by degradation of the DNA. It tisn't very common for there to be EXTRA DNA. #4: gilli(#619.613.426.619) My three legged dog was female. We called her gimpy. Heh-heh. #3: Hot Guy(#619.676.860.280) Well she was three legged dog with a kitty cat. #1: spiral666(#816.595.748.306) Moo. #1: spiral666(#816.595.748.306) If I were a spider, I would cut off six of my legs so I could walk like a human being. #5: evil_rose16(#460.572.666.592) Oh, no, don't tell me the cows are taking over! *runs and hides* #1: spiral666(#816.595.748.306) Everything reminds me of cheese. #3: Hot Guy(#619.676.860.280) We ate the cows. #4: gilli(#619.613.426.619) You know, I never even saw a cow till I was 10. I grew up in the city. Not much wildlife. #5: evil_rose16(#460.572.666.592) *whispers from her corner* Are the cows gone? #3: Hot Guy(#619.676.860.280) What did you do when you saw a cow? #4: gilli(#619.613.426.619) Oh, I said "Look there's a antler-less moose chomping grass in that gully." #3: Hot Guy(#619.676.860.280) Have you ever eaten a cow? #4: gilli(#619.613.426.619) The kind man sitting across from me informed me that "No, it twasn't a moose 'tall, it 'twas a cow." And then he mumbled something under his breath about dunder-headed kids. Bloody grown-ups. #3: Hot Guy(#619.676.860.280) Can you tell the difference between a cow and a bull? #4: gilli(#619.613.426.619) Well, course I've eaten them, just never had seen one in person. #4: gilli(#619.613.426.619) Well, I don't exactly go wondrin' the countryside lookin' for cows and the like, but I'd like to think that I can tell the difference between a cow with udders and one without. #1: spiral666(#816.595.748.306) I hate it when you go into a barn, and there are dingleberries on the cow's butts underneath their tails. #4: gilli(#619.613.426.619) Oh, yes, spiral, don't you know I have that problem too. Bloody cows, always got them bloody dingleberries. #1: spiral666(#816.595.748.306) Cows with bloody dingleberries are infected. Their red blood cell count is low. But I think that only happens in England. #2: Tweeder(#487.573.497.632) Hey. Are you talking about cows? #1: spiral666(#816.595.748.306) No, we're not talking about any cows. That would be rude, and they're not here to defend themselves. #3: Hot Guy(#619.676.860.280) Do you know what a dingleberries are? #4: gilli(#619.613.426.619) Oh, great, now spiral tells me all me bloody cows are infected? Now what am I to do. Ya can't eat fish & chips all your life. #1: spiral666(#816.595.748.306) Poop. They are poop. Shit. Feces. Defecation. Poop. #4: gilli(#619.613.426.619) Spiral, you're killing me with giggles. #1: spiral666(#816.595.748.306) I like poop so very much. #2: Tweeder(#487.573.497.632) You're a pretty nasty chick. #1: spiral666(#816.595.748.306) I'm a hot babe. #5: KittySaysHello(#669.358.672.837) Tanya likes shit. She has to shovel it all the time. She adores shit. #2: Tweeder(#487.573.497.632) Is everybody baked in here or something? [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #811 - WRITTEN BY: EFFY - 9/1/99 ]