[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #787 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 "My Philosophical Quest for 888 888 888 888 888 True Happiness Continues" 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 888 888 888 888 888 " by Oscar Meyer Wilde III 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 8/12/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] I always thought crank calls and "the jerky boys" were incredibly boring and immature, until I made my own crank call just now. Woman: Dunkin' Donuts, Hello? Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woman: Excuse me? Hello? Me: HAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHA!!!!!! Woman: Dunkin' Donuts! Me: Oh. Hi. Woman: This is Dunkin' Donuts. Me: No... Woman: Hello? Me: No...... Woman: Hello? Me: Who are you? What's going on? Woman: This is Dunkin' Donuts. Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woman: WASN'T THAT TOTALLY HILARIOUS??? Ahahaha if you liked that check out this next call! Guy: Burger King at 40th and Walnut Street, how can I help you? Me: Do youuuu... Guy: Excuse me? Me: Do youuuu......... Guy: Do I what? Me: Do you HAVE ANY BURGERS??? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!! Guy: Why, yes we do. This is Burger King. Me: Do youuu..... Guy: YES? Me: Do youuuuuuuuu..... Guy: YES? WHAT? Me: Do youuuuuuuuu... AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! Guy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHIT I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #787 - WRITTEN BY: OCMIII - 8/12/99 ]