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        Recently various HOE writers were asked if they were looking for
 any particular warez, either old or new.  Here's some of the files we
 need.  If you, humble reader, have these warez, please help us find
 these.  You can reach us through mogel@dto.net.

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        Mogel: Space Quest 6 [Sierra]

        Neko:  1. Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee
               2. Adobe PageMaker 6.5

        Art: Heros of Might and Magic

        Seaya: Quark XPress

        LilNilHil: An mp3 of "Drinkin' Whiskey" by either Metallica
                   or Thin Lizzy.

        Avenger: Quake II Mission Pack 1 (ID Software)
                 FrontPage 4.0 (Microsoft, guh)

        Meenk: I need Adobe Type-On-Crack... the crack for
               Adobe Type-On-Call

        Trilobyte: 1. StormC Development Environment [for Amiga, by
                      Haage & Partner]
                   2. Imagine 5.0 Raytracer [for Amiga, by Impulse
                      Development]

        Darwin: 1. Ea Sports Rugby 95 (Warez release by Hoodlum -
                   HLM-RGB*.ZIP) (or 96)
                2. Mean Streets (Access Software, 1993 or something)

        TanAdept: Nuclear War [New World Computing]

        Cstone: 1. PRIMOS 24.0.0.R51 full source tree
                     -- originally developed by Prime Computer,
                        Inc./ComputerVision, now maintained by Peritus
                        Software Services, Inc.

                2. CLIX 3.1 (and/or later) source tree
                     -- SVR3 derivative developed by Intergraph
                        Corporation, originally for their Clipper-powered
                        stations

                3. TeX source of Donald Knuth's _The Art of Computer
                   Programming_ (all three volumes)
                     -- published by Addison-Wesley

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 From Talan@aol.com Tue Feb  2 22:19:51 1999
 Date: Tue, 2 Feb 1999 22:46:52 EST
 From: Talan@aol.com
 To: swiss@freethought.net
 Subject: Shit

        Through a long series of stupid crap, it seems that I have
 hopelessly lost the _extremely_ useful copy of Turbo C++ 3.0 you gave me
 so long ago.  I was wondering if you still had it on hand somewhere. 

 - Todd

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