'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!! ##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: =========================================== ##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #346 !! #########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !! ##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: =========================================== ##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Death Becomes Him" !! ##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Neko !! ..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/16/98 !! !!========================================================================!! Once there was this guy. For the sake of the story, let's call him Alex. Alex went to a club. Nothing significant happened at this club. Kinda makes me wonder -- why did I even bother to mention this club? It's not like anything determining the outcome of Alex's life happened there. Or did it? Is human nature such that every event, no matter how small and insignificant, has an effect on the outcome of our life? It could be. After all, Alex could've gone for a walk this evening and gotten shot. But no -- he went to the club. Where is the significance here? Perhaps the lack of significance is important. You see, everywhere Alex goes he is followed by hundreds of people, for he is a famous movie star. So the fact that no one followed him to the club and that not one thing of significance happened to him at the club is significant. Alex decided that since his trip to the club was so insignificant, he would leave. Alex had walked about 100 feet before he was robbed and shot. Now Alex encountered one of the most significant events in his life -- Death. Death embraced Alex with open arms. Alex, however, was reluctant to return this embrace. He was quite certain that nothing significant could happen to him from beyond the grave and requested that Death allow him to return to Earth where he might be able to experience significance. Death shrugged it's shoulders and complied. Alex decided that since his trip to the club was so insignificant, he would leave. Alex had walked about 100 feet before he was robbed and shot. Now Alex encountered one of the most significant events in his life -- Death. Death embraced Alex with open arms. Alex, however, was reluctant to return this embrace. He was quite certain that nothing significant could happen to him from beyond the grave and requested that Death allow him to return to Earth where he might be able to experience significance. Death shrugged it's shoulders and complied. Alex decided that since his trip to the club was so insignificant, he would leave. Some people never learn. !!========================================================================!! !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #346 - WRITTEN BY: NEKO - 12/16/98 !!