______ ______ ______________ | | | | \ | \ / \ / ____ \ ______| | |________| | / \ | |____ | ________ | ( {} ) | _____) /~~~~~~~~~~~ | | | | \____/ | |______ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ | |~~~~~~~ / \ / \ / | ~~~~~~~~~| | | | |______| |______| /_____________| | | | | | | | | Hogs of Entropy Text Files Present... | | | | | | | | "King Missle Lyrics" | | | | | | | | | | | | Typed By: /<0rrUpT | | | | | | \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ King Missle Spazs. King Missle is Fucked. King Missle Kicks Butt. The Commercial -------------- Lately I've seen red I've killed with words I've wished and hoped and swam through a river of snot twice as wide as the mighty Mississippi, but I wanna know about the commercial An Irish guy walking through a field of green whistling one of those Irish jigs and a woman walks up and says "manly yes, but I like it too." Then the guy pulls out a huge knife and cuts off his first two fingers and somehow catches them in what's left of his left hand and hands them to the woman. Did I mention they are both dressed in green? Then they both sing this song together "Are you icky, are you sticky, are you hot as anything hey cut off two of your fingers and stab yourself in the eye!" then he stabs himself in the eye and hands her the knife and she stabs herself in the eye okay, okay. So what about that? Then they join arms and do this Irish folk dance while taking turns dismembering each other this was a commerical for deoderant I think or soap or somthing now all the body parts are lying in a heap but the heads are still singing "Are you icky, are you sticky, are you hot as anything hey get away from summer and cut off all your limbs!" Then all the body parts start hoppin' and boppin' around like little bunny rats then they jump in the mouths of the singing heads but then they just slip right out of the severed necks and keep boppin' about it's very beautiful music that is playing there's and Irish flute and a mandolin I think and the background singers sound just like the Clancy Brothers it's really a wonderful comercial spectacular it must of cost a fortune to make the kind of commercial you would see during a Super Bowl maybe where the advertising time cost a million dollars a half a minute wow imagine that a million dollars for half a minute anyway by the end it looks like the two of them have been a juicer or a food processor or a blender or somthing it's just a pink puraid of blood bone and flesh in a big bucket but it's still singing somehow are you icky, are you sticky, are you hot as anything hey blend yourself, proccess yourself become a glass of animal juice haven't you had enough of fruit juices and vegtable juices next time company comes over offer them a cool refreshing glass of youself give 'em yourself stop being such a selfish piece of snot, okay? okay, okay. and now back to our program Socks ----- Look at all my socks Oh so many, many socks I can't even believe it can you imagine how they make so many socks I can't even begin to count them all let alone think about wearing them so many socks how did I get so many where did they come from HEY why do I have so many socks I'm innovated I can't no I'm sorry this won't do I cannot have this this is too many I cannot have this many socks this will not do please take some of these socks many away at once Ah yes thank you this is much more managable this is quite good this is quite precisley the cleanest essentially right number I am extremely pleased Love Is ------- Love is beautiful Like birds that sing Love is not ugly like rats in a puddle of vomit Love is beautiful Like the sunshine and the dancing wind Love is not ugly like pus and lice and tabacco snot Love is beautiful Like all the little animals in a forest full of green that smells like pine and wonder Love is not invisible brain control and pain and malicious intent and lying all the time although it can be all of these things and more Love is a many splendored thing It is not a shitload of slaughtered pigs rotting and festering in the bleeding desert Love is what love is and Love is not what love is not What If ------- One day what if one day what if I say I wish I was a tree and then suddenly I was a tree then could I wish myself back No trees can't wish What if I wished I was a wishing tree A tree that could wish What if I wished I was a toilet bowl and then I was one and the wind changed and I stayed that way Or what If I wished I was a toilet bowl and suddently I was a tree would I be able to say hey I wanted to be a toilet bowl not a tree no I wouldn't be able to say that because trees can't talk they don't have any mouths I would have to have the foresight to say I wish I was a toilet but If I changed into a tree instead I wish to be a tree with a mouth and can wish to change back into a human being because I only ever want to be a toilet or a tree for a very great period of time I guess This is the exact reason why they always say you should be very careful what you wish for The Dishwasher -------------- He looked late 30s maybe mid-30 tall maybe 6 feet I saw him I the guatamalan clothing place He was thin, and hungry they sold jewlry there I noticed some bracelets with sanscript writing on them I think the woman behind the counter looked like she was Indian not American-Indian, Indian-Indian she had a weird smile on her face as I walked in I saw looking at the bracelets he said he was looking for work he said I applied for work as a dishwasher as a dishwasher as a dishwasher over at the hotel, I'll find out tommmorow but if they don't there are 6 other places looking for dishwashers she's smiling at him and I'm realizing now hours later she didn't know him, he said "see ya" and leaves and I'm still looking at stuff she looks real nervous. she's not Indian too light skinned, maybe, I don't know but she didn't speak english very well so he says "see ya" and I'm looking at stuff and I'm realizing now, hours later, she didn't know him she was just going along with him and he obvisouly wasn't a customer either cause he said he was looking for work he applied for work as a dishwasher as a dishwasher as a dishwasher they don't make alot of money somthing was going on he was desperate maybe he went in there to try to sell somthing maybe he was trying to distract her so he could take somthing. He was thin, and hungry and desperate I mean he obvisouly wasn't a customer but I didn't figure it out till later after the movie I'm walking back and I'm playing the movie back in my head I'm playing the scene back in my head in the store, he looked late 30s maybe mid 30s maybe 6 feet in the guantamalan clothing place they sold bracelets with sanscript writing on them the woman behind the counter looked light skinned, she didn't speak english very well I should of done somthing I should of realized I should of paid attention I should of been awake he told her he was looking for work as a dishwasher as a dishwasher a dishwaher I didn't really get a good look at him he looked like a dishwasher I belived him but now I think he was lying I think he took somthing she seemed real nervous I should of done somthing I didn't know I wish I had done somthing I didn't know is she all right? do you think he... did she identify him? if she's dead now how did she get my name I don't know any dishwshers no I never was in vietnam she is definetally not vietnamese is she dead do you think he he looked late 30s I think he stole somthing do you think he killed her He looked late 30s maybe mid 30s tall, maybe 6 feet I saw him in the guatamalan clothing place he was thin and hungry they sold jewlery there too I noticed some bracelets there with sanscript writing on them the woman behind the counter looked like she Indian not American-Indian but Indian-Indian she had a weird smile on her face as I walked in I was looking at the bracelets he said he was looking for work he said I applied for work as a dishwasher as a dishwasher a dishwasher! 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