Hard Core Hackers presents... ÛßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Filename : NOSCHOOL.HCH Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Description : How to stop school for Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ one day Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Author: .\\Ã\D Dog Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Time/Date : 3/94 Û ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ This file is for those of you who will do anything to prevent school, in the next paragraphs, i will explain a few ways to have school cancelled the next day just incase you have a big test or some big paper due. You could get in troulbe for doing some of these things, and it is not my fault if you do, so be careful. First thing is to get a bunch of bananas or potatoes. Find out where the bus port for your school is. Plan out the day when you want school closed, and go to the bus port late at night after it has closed, about midnight. Find all the buses which say you school's name on it, like Whatevername Regional School District. Now stuff the tail pipes of the buses with the bananas or potatoes, but make sure nothing is hanging out, do a thorough job, use a stick or something. Now to do an even better job, here are a few more things to prevent those buses from getting out. Pour dirt or sand into the gas tank. Get some wire clippers and cut the small wires under neath the car, and make holes in the larger lines. The buses will not start, and the next morning, they will have to cancel school because of it. Plan out a cold winter day to have school closed. Find out where all the fire hydrens around your school are located. Now is the easy part, late at night, open all the available ones, not too much, but just enought to get a good flow of water accross the street, because the water will freeze, and so will the fire hydrant once it is turned off by the fire company, the streets will be unclearable because of inches of ice on them, making it unpassable by an vehicle. Schools will close to clean up the streets. Also try to find some other hydrens to open around the school to get the most definite job done. The most common way to close schools is to call and threaten to have put a bomb in a locker. But now they trace calls, so it is much harder. Well, go to a store, like jamesway or radio shack, that is not big, so the security is not as tight. Steal a cheap recorder, and a few tapes to go with it. Now record a long, ten minute speech saying things such as "I have a bomb set to go off at (say the middle to end of the school day) o'clock, and i am sick and tired of all this school crap, i am under so much stress"...add a line saying something high tech, like a C4 type explosive bomb, or some kind of chemical formula for abomb from the anarchists cookbook. Use some type of voice changer, or just deepen your voice a little. Make sure the recorder is clean, with no finger prints. Now, find out the number of the main office to your school, and dial it from a pay phone. Now, call at about 1/2 hour before school starts, so that the teachers are there, and play the tape, but be sure to tape the recorder to the payphone, and put it on high. Use plenty of tape, and do a good job so it takes a long time to take off. When you go to school, you will find them saying "Go home"...or the buses will be instructed to take the kids home. The most dangerous way to prevent school is to start a fire before school starts, like the night before, but this would be too dangerous, and might hurt a janitor, but hey...you are stopping school right? :)...anyway, light a smal,, concealed room on fire by throwin a rock with paper lit around it through the window, then throwing a bottle full of gasoline near that area so everything gets burnt. Now run like hell and get home before the engines find out so that you can wake up your mom and say "Mom, i think there is a fire in the area, wake up, it could be next door"...now you have an alliby, just incase you get charged. Just trying to make school more fun .\\Ã\D Dog --ùHCH Prezù--