Oh my GawD! ***** GET ALL THE BIG NAMES IN BIG TITS! ***** More from GwaD! The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Incorporated Brings YOU 4 Brand New Text Files for Summer 2000! (Issues 76-79 of GwD: The American Dream with a Twist - of Lime) -=< NewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdS >=- gwd76.txt - Pinocchio: A Review (by Yustas Kotz-Gottlieb), gwd77.txt - A Semester in Russia, Part 1 (by Yancey Slide), gwd78.txt - A Semester in Russia, Part 2 (by Yancey Slide), AND.... gwd79.txt - The Passion that Kills (by Otis). (These files [and all the others] are available at http://gwd.mit.edu/) -+- GREEN is GOOD. -+- ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** R E L E A S E N O T E S ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** Summaries of New Issues ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** "Pinocchio (Oil Painting by Jaisini): A Review" = GwD76 = ----- Yustas Kotz-Gottlieb gives us this insightful review of a new painting by the artist Paul Jaisini. 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