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                     G R E E N Y world D O M I N A T I O N
                            Task Force
                            Presents:
                        Quotes: Volume III
                           by: Aracnia
                           (Revised by STM)

Wow, I am bored and I thought I would write a GwD text file, 
since GREENY is my best friend(I am so privelged.)But I doubt 
any of y'all will see this since Seth and Lobo prolly think 
that this is stupid because I am writing yet another Quotes 
file...Besides, Quotes are all I can think of at the moment.

"Make it soft on the inside, so it shines on the outside."
                               -A stupid shampoo commercial 

"I never prank called you, except that modem misdial, but that 
can't be counted as harassment!"
                               -Ailanthus(Ben Perry)

"Pick up the phone!  I can hear you breathing!"  (Unknown 
Source, saw in a post on a board)
                               -Ailanthus(Ben Perry)

"You are a fag!"
                               -Wiz Kid(Cody McCurdy)

"I'll kick your ass!" 
                               -GREENY[Majestic](Jacob Allen)

"BaRF's sister can perpetually suck my raging cock"
                               -Ratt Fink(Chris Myles)

"Oh my God! I can't believe I got suckered into dancing to 
'Feliz Navidad'!
                               -Aracnia(Kelly Martinez)

"damn. I am bitter."
                               -Diamondback(Matt Hubbard)

"Sometimes I just lose control and start jacking off!"
                               -Gray Lightning(Big Fag)

"Sometimes I get that 'Not-so-Fresh' feeling."
                               -Some stupid feminine commercial            

"No, I can't wait forever. I can't wait! I can't wait!"
                               -B-52's(GREENY's fav. group)

"Let me call you right back." (You call right back 3 mos. 
later?)         
                               -Bad Boyz(Ethan Nicholson)

"Cheaper than dirt"
                               -Gene Messer Ford

"We're sorry, the number you have reached has been 
disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel you have 
reached this recording in error, please hang up and dial the 
number again, if you need help dial your operator."
                               -Operator

"It's like Butta."
                               -Linda Richmon(Mike Myers)

"When I think about you, I touch myself."
                               -Divinyls(Some really gross lady)

"I was a straight A, validictorian, ya know blatant serial 
killer type when I was in school.
                               -'Weird' Al Yankovick(GREENY's 
other fav. singer)

"Not everyone can."
                               -My Mother

"Neeeeeeeyah!"
                               -Aracnia(Kelly Martinez)

"I count them...1, 2, 3...Three Bats!"
                               -The Count(Sesame Street)

"Please don't hurt me GREENY, I'll never do it again, honest!"
                               -Leif After Deth(Oscar Marrero)

"Fuck you!"
                               -Snotty(Sandra Anuras)

"Aerik is over here splooging on my keyboard."
                               -Seth The Man(Seth Thornberry)

"Mekalekahimekahineyho!"
                               -Aracnia(Kelly Martinez)

"Oh go bite me holey!"
                               -Aracnia(Kelly Martinez)

"I'm not trying to give you the cold shoulder."
                               -Scout(Kris Wiley)

"I am your spirit. I am the only life you can relize. I am the
 house of your spirit in the land which is nowhere, the land which
 is your only remaining home. Without me the intelligible universe 
 reverts to chaos. Creative and abysmal are inextricably linked in 
 me; only I can mediate between them. Without me mankind will sink 
 into the mire and vanity of *knowing*. Through me, you and they will
 find the only way out of chaos: *Understand by living*.
                                -Harq Al Ada(Leto II Atreides)
                                    (STM)
"I can find a lover, I can find friend, I can have security until the 
 bitter ends, anyone can comfort me with promises again. I know, I know. 
 So when I'm deep inside of me don't be too concerned, I won't ask for 
 nothing while I'm gone, but when I ask for sincerity, tell me where else 
 can I turn? Cause you're the one that I depend upon"
                                -Honesty(written and performed by Billy Joel)
                                       (STM)
"And he likes to be known as the Angry Young Man...He's been stabbed in the 
 back, and misunderstood...He can't understand why his heart always breaks"
                                -Angry Young Man(w&p by Billy Joel)
                                       (StM)
                            
                            GwD Task Force Members:

Top Top Top Top Type of Guy- GREENY
Top Worshipper Type of Guy- Lobo
Top Dog Type of Guy- Seth the Man
Top Organizer Type of Guy- Ratt Fink
Worshipper Type of Guy- Diamondback
Dog Type of Guy- TransDerm-Nitro
Organizer Type of Guy- The Lizard King
Droogs-
Ailanthus
Alkaloid
Aracnia
Big Red Fed
Bill Hooper
Bruno
Elixir
GenAerik
Hallucination
Juan Valdez
Kilroy
Legolas
Leif After Deth
Longshot
Magnum
Malachi
Mr. Q
Rory
Scout
Sir Flea
Siva
Snotty
Spanky McDougal, Sir!
Sooper Sperm
Wiz Kid
Zelia Winter
Zippy

GwD Command Centers-
Chaos                     (806)797-7501
     SysOp-Seth the Man (Birthplace of GwD, Mission Control)
Gridpoint                 (806)763-4801
     SysOp-Transderm-Nitro (First Conquest)
Federation Slayers'       (806)799-1184
     SysOp-Big Red Fed (WHoo! Dead Board!)
Starchy White Boy BBS     (806)788-1943
     SysOp-Zippy (it's back up! YaY!!!!)
The Snake's Den           (806)793-3779
     SysOp-Diamondback (Greatest Sysop in 'da world call today)
The Siege Perilous        (806)762-0948
     SysOp-Longshot (ooh so elyte!)


copyright (c),1993 by Aracnia (except as otherwise noted)
GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c),1993 by Lobo
All rights reserved to The Wearer of The Shiny Green Suit

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