=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Inkblotting the Hoochies ------------------------ I always hate seeing skinny little "hoochies" prancing around in short skirts and low-cut tops. It must be wonderful to have a size three waist and a flawless body. I don't have any idea what that's like. The ideal girl never wears the same outfit twice and owns at least 40 pairs of shoes comprising of a pair of Nikes, sandals, and other footwear which looks like something the Spice Girls would own. Her wardrobe is made up of clothes made by brand name designers such as Tommy Hilfiger, Ralph Lauren, and Calvin Klein. Her favorite stores would include Wet Seal, Contempo, Dillards, and any other place that sells the clothes of her favorite designers. She'll pay any price for a pair of stylish jeans (which range from $30-$50). She spends about two hours trying to find something to wear to school. The tighter the shirt, the better. Push-up bras help draw more attention to the chest by adding more cleavage. I suppose a girl likes it when a guy isn't looking at her face when she talks but rather her boobs. Her hairstylist is from France and her nails cost at least $20 to create. She'll accept nothing but gold jewelry, which consists of rings and charms, of which she wears on her gold necklace. She spends more time in the mall than at her own home. Somehow she actually manages to use her cash for things besides clothes. Her CD collection has a wide variety of rap, R&B, and Hip-Hop. The only weight she ever gains is from the five pounds of make-up, which she applies to her face to cover up her "imperfections." One zit is definitely cause for missing a day of school. She must feel so horrible about it that she makes herself sick. It must be so embarrassing for her crush to see her with a tiny red dot in the middle of her forehead. Becoming a cheerleader is just another good excuse for wearing an illegal length skirt and showing off her skinny, tan legs. Every respectable guy in school has her phone and beeper number. She thinks her life is over when she's single for more than one day. Virginity? Ha! She wants to have sex with every cute guy she sees and couldn't care less about what he's really like. Her idea of true love is if the guy is completely gorgeous, wears expensive clothes like her, has a $30,000 car, and happens to make two-second eye contact with her as he walks by, swinging the keys to his Dodge Viper. They must be meant for each other. Her social group has a population of fifty or more and stand around giggling and talking about guys they saw at the mall. The perfect dress for a school dance costs about as much as a wedding gown and the chauffeur might as well be driving around newlyweds. When her date arrives at the door, she makes sure she's upstairs just so he can watch her as she gracefully makes her way down the staircase. When the couple arrive at the dance, she tries to make every other guy there jealous. Her grades average out to a C, and copies most of her homework assignments off of some geek who would do anything for the attention of a beautiful girl. She really knows how to manipulate the guys. In class, she sits and writes love notes to her boyfriend and blows bubbles with her gum to stay awake. Her handwriting is just as bubbly as her annoying personality. She dots her i's with circles and her n's look more like giant rounded mountain tops. Her purse contains the latest issue of Seventeen (but she only looks at the pictures because of her low reading skills), a cute little address book which she bought at Claire's Accessories, enough money to buy another outfit (in case she spills Coke on the one she's wearing), and her emergency make-up supply. Her most embarrassing moment was when some jerk at school accidentally squirted ketchup on her brand new $60 cotton chemise. She never spoke to the guy again. That must have been the worst day of her life. Although, the day when she was rejected by a guy for the first (possibly only) time must have also been very traumatic. She gets a kick out of telling everyone (especially guys and people larger than her) how fat she is just so she can hear them say, "No, you're not fat!" She loves the flattery and it really swells her ego. She'll only drink a diet beverage, no matter how anorexic she looks. Ice cream is against her religion and she makes a habit out of reading the nutrition facts on boxes in front of people. Her room is plastered with posters of Leonardo DiCaprio, movies including Leonardo DiCaprio, and articles from magazines about Leonardo DiCaprio. Also, you can find pictures of Tiger Woods, Hanson (depending on how pathetic she really is), various rap artists, and tacky stickers. She despises anyone who listens to "uncivilized" music such as punk, alternative, and metal. When she's bored, she likes to talk about people she hates and criticizes they way they look, dress, and act. She thinks she's right about everything all the time, no matter how much she lacks of intelligence. Anyone that's ever disagreed with her is an automatic enemy. Of course, the world revolves around her. How could anyone be so foolish to think otherwise?!? She strives to keep her reputation flawless. She's always been the one to end a relationship, or else her pride may be hurt and she'd end up being paranoid about other people thinking she's a loser. She likes playing dumber than she really is (which is not by much) and she can always be identified by her irritating, high-pitched laugh. She makes stupidity an art form and practices it everyday. It just makes me want to hurl. I really feel sorry for people like that. This is a basic description of any prep/wigger girl. And I hate them. Not just the girls, but the guys too. They suck and need to get a life. Hopefully, this will help people see the light and understand that being a prep or a wigger only shows one's stupidity and ignorance. If you are one, SCREW OFF! Thanks. Have a nice day. InNaTiC =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, Submissions = = Mail: jericho@dimensional.com (Mail is welcomed) = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = To receive new issues through mail, mail jericho@dimensional.com with = = "subscribe fuck". 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