=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= EarthFuck --------- Take me to your leader, earthling Or I'll atomize your face As if I need to waste the time To kill the human race. I need to breathe quickly So I don't have to care About all the kinds of cancer That I catch from this air. I stand in the middle of the city In the middle of the street. There are many hostile commuters That I really need to meet. I don't come here in friendship I don't come here in peace I came here for your leader To make my boss happy, at least. The police officer tried too hard To force me out of the street So I fired my weapon at his head It is now resting in his feet. I love it when I do this To these brave men in blue They think they control the world By giving pink papers to you? They are god, they are the lord They write down the rules you break Sometimes put you in restraints And throw you in "the tank". They won't do it to me today I'll put their heads up their ass But I don't have to do this much It was placed there in the past All the years I have been to this place It seems to be getting worse The Californians have taken it over It's the Reagan/Valley curse Take me to your leader, earthling I don't want to meet some fuck I've met Reagan, Quayle, and Bush And that should say enough. Your leader's are slow and boring Can never take them with us We already have Nixon's men Those retards are enough. I'm going to D.C. tomorrow To meet your president prick I might actually get off this time Cause I heard your king's a chick. Was it Hillary or Chelsea I really don't recall But I have a few hours to kill So I might just fuck them all It's better than the Kennedy's Bobby, John, and Ted They talk too slow and Ted is fat And two of them are dead. What about that Jackie girl I wonder if she is fun I really can't remember From all that coke and shooting gun Yes, I was the mystery gunner All alone on my grassy knoll The C.I.A. paid me 3 million As if I really liked my soul Killing is a hobby I would have done it for free Especially Ronald Reagan I'm sure Jim Brady would agree I'd like to give Brady head But he can't stand up to me If he started to get hard I'd make him wait a week A seven day waiting period I can do without Waiting to kill a republican? That's not what I'm about He's a strong and powerful man But he always needs a shove Shoved in front of Reagan Shoved down the steps of love Cuisanarts are to yuppies As Brady is to stairs The wheelchair is confining The staircase didn't care Take me to your leader, Earthling I don't think you can today Because your leader is that box You stare at and waste away Who is your leader now, fucker JUDGE ITO or Nicole Brown How about Snoop Doggy Dogg He's always "in da house". How about Kurtme Kobain He's always meant what he said Of course in American culture The best ones are shot in the head. Your leader is a purple thing Who sings dances and plays Who touches your kids DOWN there When he lures them backstage. He's purple, fat, and gullible He acts like your gay friend But it's over your stupid barstool Where your children, he will bend At first, there was a Mr. Rogers and now a PURPLE DINOSAUR! They TOUCH your kids and TEACH them well And THEN they'll fuck some more Take me to your leader, asshole So I can get some love. With all these stupid T.V. freaks Or alone with you and O.J.'s glove Your main leader that you love Even I can't bump and grind Because the well hung football SUPERSTAR Is stuck in court till the end of time He talks on T.V. all day So with him we can't lose Your president is brought to you by Freshly squeezed SIMPSON ORANGE JUICE!! I'm going back to my planet Fuck you and your T.V., too I'm taking Sandra Bullock with me She's mine! FUCK YOU KEANU! Why fear aliens nuking you? You are great for shits and grins You are just like a T.V. show Fun to watch once and again It takes no brains to watch you You don't require a remote Take me to your leader, Earthling? Sorry, Bill, your shit won't float Your leader doesn't grab me FUCK! HE DOESN'T EVEN COUNT As long as I can get off, And he gets the fuck out So, to Chelsea, Billy, and HER MAY YOU ALL ROT IN HELL O.J. SIMPSON IS YOUR LEADER AT LEAST HIS SCANDALS SELL!!! (edchrist, inc.) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, Submissions = = Mail: jericho@dimensional.com (Mail is welcomed) = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = To receive new issues through mail, mail jericho@dimensional.com with = = "subscribe fuck". 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