\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ //////////////////////////////// \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ //////////////////////////////// \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\' //////////////// .ao0.////////// \\\\\\ YOOOOO000b.\\\\\ YOOOOO00000@@@@@//// dOO000@//////// \\\\\ YOOO0000@@@b\\\' YOOO00000@@@@@P// dOOO000@D////// \\\\ OO0000@@@@@b' / OO000P///////// dOOO000@P///// \\ O000P'\Y@@@@D/// O0000q///////// OO000@P///// ' 0000\\\\Y@@@D/// 00000@@@@@////// 000@@@@q/ Editor: 0000Q\'d@@@@D/// 0000@@@@@P//////// @@@@@@@. Access Denied 000@@@@@@@@P'/// 000@@P//////////// .d@@@@@D X Marks The d00@@@@@@@P'//// d00@@@a///////// d@@@@@@@@@' Shit d00@@@@@@P'///// d00@@@@@@//////// @@@@@@@@' ///////////////////////////////\ Y@@@@' ///////////////////////////////\\\\ Y@'\\\\ ///////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ ///////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ ///////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ ///////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ /////////////////////////////// \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ D a m n e d F u c k i n g S h i t - Presents - Issue #60 Date: 5/30/96 Title: DFS Index #2 Author: Access Denied DFS Index #2 Yeah, so DFS is finally publishing again. I'm sure everyone was afraid this would happen again. But I don't really fucking care. If you really care about why I didn't publish, it's because I was wasting my time in a place called college. That and the fact that no one ever submits. So fuck all you bitches! So here's some more shit to look at. Hey, maybe I'll even publish again this summer?!?! Wow, that would be so fucking k-RAD!$#@*&()))))@#&*() Oh, and an appology. Way long ago, when DFS #53 was released, the author's name was misspelled Vald. It should be Vlad. Sorry d00d!#@@#%# If for some reason you want to get in touch with me, I can be reached at adenied@execpc.com. *AND* DFS has a home page!#@*& Oh glory! It's URL is http://www.execpc.com/~adenied. You'll probably be able to find all sorts of wacky cool shit there or something. If I ever actually get around to setting up links and shit. And since it's my mag, I get to plug my big ass fucking BBS all over the place!#@%@#^ It's a BIG FILE ARCHIVE for all you LEECHES! The number's at the end of the file. Over 10,000 files!&#@^@#& Big fucking wh00p. Title Author ========================================================================= 0. Intro To DFS Access Denied 1. Ed Part 1 Access Denied 2. Some Poems 1 Access Denied 3. 101 Things To Do With Spam, Jello, Or Vasaline Access Denied 4. Why I Hate /