: :::. : ____, In Memory, : :: : : |_ _; Karl Marx ,~~ : :::'istorted : `|| says: --)( : :::. :::: : || "Aufheben!" ()= : :: :igital ::. rection : [] HOOKAH! : :::' :::: : : : 17 April 1994 : Text File #28 Mongoloid Telecom ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Rarely does mainstream America choose to promote a musician that can be deemed satisfactory! Unfortunately, DGC has found one ... and decided to exploit them. He is Beck. And in tribute of his rather mournful ascension to the higher (lower?) realm of the corporate music scene, we offer the lyrics to his Top 40 hits, _Loser_: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins and a map to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose Kill the headlights and put it in neutral Stock car flaming with the loser and the cruise control Baby's in Reno with the vitamin T Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat Someone keeps saying I'm a saint to complain about A shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt Don't believe everything that you breathe You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve So shave your face with some mace in the dark Savin' all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park Yo...cut it Soy un perdidor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me Double-barrel buck shot Soy un perdidor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare Ban all the music with the phoney gas chamber 'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag One's on the pole, shove the other in the bag With the rerun shows and the cocaine nosejob The daytime crap with the folk singer suave He hung himself with a guitar string It's like a turkey neck, and it's hanging from a pidgeon wing If you can't write, if you can't relate Trade the cash for the beef or the body for the hate And my time is a ball of wax Fallin' on a termite, who's chokin' on the splinters Soy un perdidor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz Soy un perdidor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me Yo...bring it on down (Assorted unintelligible giberish) "I'm a driver, I'm a winner Things are gonna change, I can feel it." Soy un perdidor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me I can't believe it Soy un perdidor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me Soy un perdidor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me Sprekenze Deutsche baby? Soy un perdidor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me Know what I'm saying? `'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`' Distorted Digital Erection An AUFHEBEN Production! Support Boards: Tyrant: Number: "Why, I don't know much of The Necropolis .. DDE WHQ!.. 216.PRI.VATE anything!" -Eraserhead Radio KAOS ... Moonshadow .. 216.830.4657 The Sewers ... Aligator King 513.229.1965 _Submission Policy_: Distorted Digital Erection LOVES to get subs! If you write something - anything - send it to us and we'll get it to press. For contacting DDE, see below. CHECK for MORE Distorted Digital Erection in the NEAR future! Want to be a support board for DDE? Download ALL the DDE's, create a file sig on your board, and let me know. Your BBS will be listed. TO CONTACT US: Send e-mail to Amphetamine Gobbler on Radio KAOS, or send Internet mail to aufheben@aol.com `'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`' -eof-