컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 Pyro's Anonymous "Chaos Chronicles" Issue #8 Author: �nchanter Co-Author: Keener Title: Correct Guide For Car Theift All Rights Reserved (TM) of Chaos Chronicles (c) 1991 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 Although LoL made a file on stealing cars, I would like to add/correct it. I had NOT been stealing cars for very long, but I do know the 'correct' way. I'm NOT saying that LoL was wrong with there release, in fact what they say WILL work! But this is better . Ok to get started, what you will need... 1. Screw Driver, Very large, Craftsmen is the best 2. Gloves, the thin kind, not winter 3. Bravery With this demonstration,I am talking about a Cammero (Iroc, Z24) But this will work with most cars with tilt columns (see below for 'stay away' cars). Your first step is to find the car, don't go for a piece of shit. If you are going to get caught,you might as well have a car that can get you away. If the car looks like it will make noise (exhausted) when you start up, you can always take the radio! -First (scope the car)- Go up to the car, look inside, look for a blinking red LCD light or alarm stickers on the window. If you find one of these, then just keep going, you'll find a better one. If NOT then... -Second A (door lock)- Go to the door lock, it's where you put the key in. Take out your trusty screw driver,and put it under the lower right corner on the metal piece. Press HARD up in it, and wiggle it, until you make a hoe that your screw driver can fit in. After it's in press up, then take it out. Put the screw driver back in only pointed down, and push it up. Watch the lock or try to open the door every now and then. If it don't work, try again or try... -Second B (flex the window)- You would be suprized how much glass bends... With the screw driver, or your fingers, bend the window away from the door just enough to get your hands in, then pull and pull and pull. Don't worry, the glass won't brake. Then reach your hand inside and pull the lock up. (easy hu?) -Third (now what?)- Now, decide what you want to do. Take the system or take the whole car. If you are taking the system, just brake the plastic around the radio (with the trusty screw driver), pull the radio out, and grab as much wire as you can, and pull until it brakes and you just got your self a radio ($25-150). Now, there are two ways to peal the column, on is bring the tilt up all the way and stick that trust ole screw driver up in it, pull toward you and to the left until a piece brakes off. (the other way) by the blinker box, see where the plastic comes together? Put that yer good friend the screw driver in that crack and brake off a piece of the plastic, drop the screw driver in it, and pull down and to the left. -Fourth (starting it)- Look by the blinker box, see that shiny spring? Break it! That will unlock the steering. Now, look down (almost underneath) there is a "pin" on this pin there is a 'O' or 'U' shaped piece break that off (that's the horse-shoe pin). Then that same pin that you pulled the one off of pull it toward you. That should start the car, if it stalls, don't worry, just pull the pin back again (that happens a lot).Now put it in neutral give it all the gas, and then drop it in drive.... -Fith (trunk-locking)- Take the car some where, now, just like you door lock,only start from the bottom, wiggle the trusty one around, and pop the lock out (yeah, the whole damn thing). Now, look in the whole, you should see a little square,put the trusty one in there. Turn the screw driver and it should open. Now, inside the trunk there should be... 1. A four way 2. A jack Now you should know what to do with those.... For a good pair of rims you can get $250-$50 ($50 for cheap factory tires) -Cars that this will NOT work on- 1. Fords 2. Toyotas 3. GMCs (the company, not the parts) 4. Straight column cars 5. Square column cars -Next To Come- How to take alarms off. How to 'Crimp' a toyota. Where to find a kicker box in town. How to steal a straight column car. "The Only Thing That Keeps Me Living Is The Fear Of Dying" Chaos Chronicles HQ:: The Elements of Evil (216)...-....