BTN: Birmingham Telecommunications News COPYRIGHT 1991 January 1991 Volume 4, Issue 1 Table Of Contents ----------------- Article Title Author Policy Statement and Disclaimer................Staff Editorial......................................Mark Maisel Handles & Anonymity............................Lord Baron Windows Column: Round-up Time..................Eric Hunt Review of Esterian Quest.......................Chris Mohney ? Why I Compute ?..............................Kathy Maisel Extinction & Obsolescence......................Colby Gibson Confessions of a Software Meister..............Dean Costello Special Interest Groups (SIGs).................Barry Bowden Known BBS Numbers..............................Staff ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer and Statement of Policy for BTN We at BTN try our best to assure the accuracy of articles and information in our publication. 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The author may object to a reprint, in which case he will specify in the content of his article. Otherwise, please feel free to reproduce any article from BTN as long as the source, BTN, is specified, and as long as the author's name and the article's original title are retained. If you use one of our articles, please forward a copy of your publication to: Mark Maisel Editor, BTN 221 Chestnut St. BHM, AL 35210-3219 We thank you for taking the time to read our offering and we hope that you like it. We also reserve the right to have a good time while doing all of this and not get too serious about it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- N E W S F L A S H Our first party of the year comes early. It is coming quickly, nipping at the heels of our overwhelmingly successful Christmas (sort of) party. Don't miss it! Be there or not. Anyway, back to the invitation: the party will be: Where: Mark Maisel's House a map will follow this 221 Chestnut Street invitation 205-956-0176 When: January 19th, 1990 6:00 p.m. until it ends Rules: Don't bring anything that will get you or me arrested. If you wish to imbibe legal substances, then BYOS*. Use discretion and intelligence when parking. The police may not be so nice next time. The front yard is not for parking. We have gone to great expense to shape it into its present form. 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Call ³ ÚÄÄ¿ ÚÄÄÄÄ¿u ÚÄÄÄ¿ ÚÄÄÄ¿ ÚÄÄÄÄ ³d³ ³ ³ 956-0176 if you ³ ³ ³ ³ ³t ³3rd³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ need further ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³one³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ direction. ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ********************************************** *If you have any news, especially you sysops,* *that you want to get out to the readership * *of this august publication, let me know and * *it will be placed in this space. MM * ********************************************** ----------------------------------------------------------------------- F R E E B I E : G E T I T W H I L E I T S H O T ! The following boards allow BTN to be downloaded freely, that is with no charge to any existing upload/download ratios. The Connection LZ Birmingham Alter-Ego Channel 8250 Little Kingdom Joker's Castle Crunchy Frog Myth Drannor Posys BBS The Matrix Abject Poverty The Bus If you are a sysop and you allow BTN to be downloaded freely, please let me know via EzNet so that I can post your board as a free BTN distributor. Thanks. MM ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Editorial by Mark Maisel Happy Belated New Year! We're a bit late this month but that is OK by me. I'm getting most all of my articles in a timely manner and the tardiness is mostly due to me. All editors should have such problems. It has been a good year for BTN and I can only hope that 1991 is as good. I've got a few things to say and you should listen so this isn't an utter waste of space. I would like to salute one of the elder members of our little bbs community, Ed O'Neill. His EZNet has kept us all together with locally echoed conferences for the last few years and I would have had a much more difficult time without it. EZNet and Ed have had to part paths recently and Rocky Rawlins, sysop of The Matrix, offered to pick it up so that we wouldn't lose one of the most useful tools we have for communicating on bbs'. At the last BTN party, the sysops got together and worked out the details for making the change. Unfortunately, not all sysops were able to make it. This has resulted in a temporary outage for some systems. If you were in the past an EZNet node, or would like to become one, drop a comment to Rocky on The Matrix, or leave me mail in EZNet. We will do whatever we can to get you online with the new EZNet Central. The survey was supposed to appear in this issue but that was not possible. Oh well, it will hopefully be ready in time for the February issue. Leave a note annoying either Ty Ros, or Scott Hollifield. That ought to get his attention and let him know that you want to see the fruits of his labors. I'm thinking about expanding our horizons here at BTN. I have been getting favorable comments and critique from areas far from home. Is it time for BTN to grow beyond its local boundaries? You tell me. I am seriously thinking of expanding our boundaries to include people and events beyond Birmingham. I need to know what you think of this or else I will do what I wish without your input and wait for your reaction to judge the results. This is a lot more work for me so lets spare me some effort if it ain't wanted or needed. On a high note, its party time again! See the invitation and map included in this issue and possibly on the local EZNet conference you peruse. I hope to see you all there. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Handles and Anonymity by Lord Baron With the advent of handles, new horizons opened for the average modem buff. No longer did you have to reveal your true identity. For once, brother could war with brother without causing unrest in the household. All was bliss. Only those you revealed yourself to knew your actual name. Due to the number of boards that cater to handle-users, they have become quite popular. You only have to look to WWIV, Teleguard and others to find dozens of happy handle-users relieving the day's stress behind a monitor. Most have one handle they cling to (as yours truly prefers), but some have multiple handles or even change handles from time to time. What appears to be a new user might actually be an old user with a new handle. I believe people use handles for a variety of reasons. Some may have been in a losing argument and decided to seek a change of pace. Others like the release a handle gives. Like the masked hero, we are exhilarated by the fact that no one knows our secret identity. We are able to overcome those personality traits that have hampered our social livelihood in the past. There is no longer a reason to be shy because it's not really us in the public's eye; it's a fictional character. The grandmother can automatically become the naughty teenager. The thin hacker can fantasize about being a muscle-bound jock. Ah, what possibilities! All good things must come to an end, unfortunately. The anonymity is quickly shattered with your first BTN party, or your first meeting with a fellow modem user that tells all. Now, everyone knows who you are and what you look like. What is there to do? It's simple: change your handle. Thus begins the endless cycle of changes you incur in this electronic wonderland. There is another reason for using a handle, though. Some people use them just because they're fun! I'm sure there are many other reasons, also. I just wanted to present a few. Also, there are different levels of attachment between user and handle. One handle-user might take an insult to their character in a joking manner, whereas the same insult could hurt another badly. Who's to say who's right? Not me! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Windows Column: Round-up Time by Eric Hunt Wow! This month has been a real humdinger for Windows 3.0 shareware. Birmingham has recently been inundated with excellent shareware for Windows 3.0, and here is a brief listing of what I have seen that is good out there so far: (BTW, muchas gracias and many thanks go out to Ron Albright for bringing us MANY of the following packages straight from CompuServe!) WINFRA.ZIP: This has got to be the hottest thing since sliced Spam! As many of you know, I am a complete fractal nut, and regularly use Fractint, a WONDERFUL, WORSHIP deserving fractal generation program from The Stone Soup Group. I have now come across the Stone Soup Group's offering for Windows: Fractint for Windows 3.0! This program is a really nice port of the current Fractint 15.0 to the Windows environment. Many, many of the options from Fractint 15.0, including 3d operations, save and restore, printing, and the ever wonderful zoom and pan, are available in FFW, and it is a must see! Note: for any palette based operations (color maps, color cycling), a SVGA video driver must be present. The standard VGA driver supplied with Windows doesn't support palette based operations, so, alas, no beautiful color cycling. Also, as I rudely found out, on my 386sx with 1meg RAM, there is not enough memory to generate an onscreen fractal in standard 640x480x16 or even 640x350x16. I'll tinker around and see what the largest possible size for an image is with 1meg RAM. This program might force me to break down and buy some more RAM for my system...sigh.....[grin] The program will also read and save GIF files (Fractint saves its images in GIF files. Great, huh?) and cut and paste portions of the screen to and from the clipboard. If you have the slightest interest in fractals, get this program! FP.ZIP: Again, another nice Fractal program for Windows 3.0. This one is slightly different from Fractint FW, though, for it uses the L-system turtle graphics fractals and a simple paint program engine to allow you to create your own fractal landscapes. Define an L-system fractal, and then use it as a brush in the paint portion to create some interesting images. A complete system of L-system fractals comes with the package, for an easy start. Paint program features such as circle, ellipse, box, line, freehand draw, and text are also supported. Some very realistic and beautiful images can be created with this program! ZM301.ZIP Zip Manager 3.01 is the best zip/arc/lzh shell I've seen yet. A fine product from Moon Valley Software, this program enables you to manage any zip file activity from directly within Windows. Everything but actually unzipping or creating a zip file is done from within the program, saving lots of time. Supports ALL of the command line options found in PKZip/UNZip for a very complete interface. Also has hooks for managing ARC, ZOO, and LZH files. An excellent program, especially for the Windows user new to ZIP files. WSMOOTH.ZIP PC Magazine, known for its excellent DOS utilities, has produced a winner for Windows 3.0. WSMOOTH enables any text file to be smoothly (pixel by pixel, not line by line) scrolled across the screen at varying speeds. Set this baby to go on a .DOC file and you'll not have to touch the keyboard or mouse to scroll down the file again! Custom coloring is also available, for those who like purple letters on a pink background. And lastly, the ability to print the text file from within WSMOOTH is also available. MARK30.ZIP Don't you hate that silly little message that pops up when you want to run an older Windows 2.x program in 3.0? Well, if you are tired of seeing that message, and are 100% that your 2.x program won't trash Windows in Standard or Enhanced mode, then Mark 3.0 is for you! This program sets the Win 3.0 compatible bit in the file header of any old Win 2.x program, to eliminate that annoying message. That's it, that's all it does, but it sure does save a lot of headaches! NOTE: Please make sure that your 2.x program is well-behaved under Standard or Enhanced 3.0 before marking it, or serious damage to your HD could occur if your old program decides to go on a rampage. I cannot stress this message enough, for I had a program that I MARKed bomb on me while doing a file transfer, and I had to press reset to get the computer back, and as a consequence, several files were left open, damaging them. WINGIF.ZIP Another simple little utility that does one job, and does it well. WinGif is a simple .GIF file displayer that allows for conversion of GIFs to PCX or BMP. Cutting parts of the picture to clipboard is also available. That's it, quite simple. ScreenPeace screen saver and assorted modules: (sorry, file names escape me here) Only Windows could make screen savers so fun! ScreenPeace is a general screen saver engine that allows for programmers to write external screen saving routines. Options for the screen saver itself include the usual: time idle before kicking in, hotspot to active the screen saver immediately, demos of the different modules, etc. What makes this program so unique are the various screen saver modules available for it. My favorite is the fish tank, where a screen full of colorful tropical fish proceed to swim around and eat each other. Other modules include a bouncing ball, a moving spotlight, a slowly fading screen, various random and kaleidoscopic line type patterns, and many more. Lots of modules come in the main package, and there are at least two more support files floating around out there that contain extra modules. WED10A.ZIP WinEdit 1.0A from Wilson Windoware is an excellent unlimited file size ASCII editor for Windows. Supports smart paragraphing for source code editing. WINKER.ZIP The ultimate in silliness hits Windows. This program really does nothing more than sit with a pair of eyes and watch your cursor. The eyes follow the cursor around on the screen, and will blink in boredom if you don't move the mouse after a certain amount of time. Also includes an alarm clock. Quite amusing. LANDER.ZIP Remember the old lunar lander game that was quite popular back in the early days of video games? Well, now it's here for Windows. You get to pilot a lunar landing module on its decent to the moon's surface. Control over gravity, thrust, and fuel enable the game to be disgustingly easy, or absolutely impossible. A nice something to do while waiting on file transfers! WinPoker (sorry, no file name) Windows 3.0 came with a Solitaire game that can't be beat, now here's a Poker game that's not to bad either. I'm not a poker player, so I am not too educated as to whether it is actually good or not, but it does play 5 card poker, and has good graphics. At least give it a try, and let me know what you think! MRMind (ditto) Another old favorite has been ported to Windows. MisterMind, the game of colors guessing is now Windowized. Retains the complete functionality of the real game, while adding lots of options. You are no longer stuck with a 5 peg playing board. Can be reduced or expanded a number of pegs, resulting in a wide range of playing strengths. PBicon (sigh, ditto) So....You've become an iconaholic with Windows? You've generated icons till you don't know what to do with them anymore, and you yearn for still more??? PBIcon can cure you of your disease. It basically allows you to clip any portion of the screen larger than 32x32 pixels and save it in icon format. I find it particularly useful for extracting out icons from the gargantuan IconLib file, a huge file of over 400 icons all compiled into one great big (>500k) file. This way, I can cut out the particular need and not have to worry about paging through ALL those icons only to zip past it by mistake and have to go through them ALL AGAIN. TFT.ZIP The File Search 2.0 is a very versatile file finder for Windows 3.0. Written in Germany, it is a useful, yet amusing piece of software. The author does not have a 100% grasp of the English language, and it shows up in the program. TFT allows you to search for any file and then perform a host of operations on that file(s) once you've found it. Operations like copying it around, moving it around, viewing it (in HEX and ASCII), changing the attributes, and even trashing it (complete with Trashcan icon. Do we hear Apple say "litigation?") are a mouse click away and can come in very handy when you've found a file, but really don't know what to do with it yet. Highly recommended for people with bad memories (like me) or clogged hard drives (like me) or both (like me). PS.ZIP Graphics conversion could never be easier. The Paint Shop is a no frills conversion program that will take in as input GIF, PCX, or BMP files and produce as output GIF, PCX, or BMP files. These three file formats are perhaps the most widely used in the Windows world, and this program fits in quite nicely with the graphics nut who needs to do it all, and do it in Windows. Simple, elegant, and to the point. If you do Windows graphics, do this program. UC-20C.ZIP Unicom 2.0c is a full-featured communications program designed to run under Windows 3.0. This is one of the most popular comm programs for use under Windows 3.0, and one of the most full-featured. A central dialing directory, akin to many of the DOS comm packages, is where most of the action is. Most of the major transfer protocols are included, including ZMODEM and Compuserve Quick B. Terminal emulations are limited to a couple DEC terminals and ANSI BBS (Which, by the way won't work at speeds greater than 4800 baud. Go figure). Complete scripting is also supported, as well as TONS of user-defined hotkeys, available at the click of a mouse. My impression of the program is one of complete disarray, for the screen is hopelessly cluttered with buttons and boxes. However, the program will get what you need done. Owners of fast modems might want to think twice about using this comm program, first, because Unicom doesn't support any baud rate higher than 9600 and secondly, because Windows itself does not support the new 16550a buffered UART chip, which can really help transfers. Lastly, this might be a nice comm program, but the shareware version is 100% nagware, nagware almost to the point that file transfers might be lost. Whenever an upload or download is initiated, nagware screens appear for more than 10 seconds. A small price to pay for reviewing the software. If automatic ZMODEM downloads are added to the program, it might be a winner. WQVT436.ZIP Another excellent comm program for Windows 3.0 is WinQVT. WinQVT was designed to be a DEC terminal program, but does quite nicely in the BBS area as well. Not as full-featured as Unicom, but as functional, for I hardly use any functions besides the comm program and the download and upload facilities. Because it is a DEC term program, the ANSI support is spotty at best, and it might be wise to turn off ANSI on the BBS end. Also, no extended IBM graphics characters are supported, resulting in total garbage when seeing the pretty intro screens that Maggie designs. These limitations, however, are surpassed by the program's extreme simplicity and elegance. No buttons, boxes, or other assorted paraphernalia are on the screen to distract you from the main topic at hand--BBSing. A simple menu bar at the top is all. Internal X, Y, and ZMODEM protocols, as well as Kermit and Compuserve Quick B are supported, making file transfers no problem. An interesting side note is the program's ability to shrink the comm window to a small size--approximately 2" on a side. This allows for convenient monitoring of the session while working with other things on the desktop. Finally, there is no central dialing directory. A config file is loaded for each Host machine, allowing icons to be associated with different BBSs. This approach allows for double clicking on a BBS to load WinQVT and place the call. Windows as it was meant to be! BANGBANG.ZIP A quite trivial cannon shooting game that is interesting to look at, but nothing to get worried over. Cute graphics make this one a necessary addition to your library. FSRCH.ZIP Another file search program! Not as full-featured as TFT (The File Search) but quite useful, anyway. Whole drives, or ALL drives on a system can be searched at once for a specified file or group of files. A routine for copying the list of found files to the clipboard is included. ------------------------------- I'm sure there are many more Windows 3.0 files out there, some I've seen and some I've not. I'll try to get another list like this one up for next month's issue, hopefully more Windows 3.0 shareware will have come my way! If you have any questions or comments about any of the programs presented here, or would like to suggest YOUR favorite Windows 3.0 shareware to be included in the next collected descriptions, just leave me a note, Eric Hunt, on any of the local boards around town. I'm "Eric Hunt" most everywhere, but I'm "Monk Eric" on The Crunchy Frog and I'm "ASYSERIC" on VCM[ee] (Vulcan's Computer Monthly, Electronic Edition). I look forward to hearing from you! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Review of Esterian Conquest (Gamers Corner? Whatever ...) by Chris Mohney A few months ago, a new door game appeared on the Matrix here in sunny Birmingham, Alabama. Its name is Esterian Conquest, and at the time it was being beta-tested by its author, Birmingham BBS grunt and game buff Bentley Griffith. I hadn't touched a door game in a year or two, having lost the fervor after my initial exposures. Still, I figured it would be interesting to check out a home-grown product and simultaneously do one of my invisible friends a favor. If only it had been that simple. After I learned the basic premise operation of the game, I was hooked. Esterian Conquest is easily the best strategic door game I've ever seen on a local-level BBS. The amount of detail is almost frightening to a non-programmer like myself, and the game concept itself plunders past favorites for their best aspects. Shortly after beginning the game, I had printed out the game map and often caught myself looming over it, snickering in anticipation of future pillaging. I'm now playing all four games the Matrix is running, and I desperately hope none of the other sysops in town puts Esterian Conquest up or my remaining free time is shot for sure. The game concept is relatively simple, highly reminiscent of the now-passe Planet Busters. The universe is a vast grid with planets scattered about. You begin the game with one planet and a handful of ships. Your mission, of course, is to take up the sword and perpetuate your empire with as much blood and thunder as possible. After this, the game begins to act a little like Tradewars and its myriad clones, in that the various planets have different production values. Planetary production can be turned to any number of uses, such as armies, ground batteries, starbases, troop transports, and of course attack ships. There are three different types of attack ships: destroyers, cruisers, and battleships. The cost of each ascends with the effectiveness of the unit, but it is wise to have numerous little-ship support for the more powerful ships. An unclaimed planet needs to be terraformed, or in layman's terms made suitable for human life, and to that end you can produce ETAC ships (Environmental Transformation And Colonization or some such) which will do the job quite nicely. Of course, you're not alone in this little ASCII universe. There's up to twenty-four other players out there, and it's your duty to either frighten them into obedience (or at least respect) or annihilate them. It's difficult to actually kill another player, as one ship may escape and roam forever as a homeless rogue. Still, no one can be effective once reduced to zero planets. There is a command that will allow you to communicate with other players, as well as a very versatile ranking system that lets you size up the opposition; both are vital tools to game play. One of the most pleasant things about Esterian Conquest is that there is no commerce side, such as was so relentlessly prevalent in many space strategy game. I always felt that if I wanted to bother with trading I'd go play Bay Street Bulls. I'm here to CONQUER, by Triton! Commands can be stacked as well, which really speeds up play. Other time-savers, like ANSI on-off and an expert mode make the game quite user-friendly. I'm told that Esterian Conquest is also extremely sysop-friendly, requiring little if any attention. Being a militant user I'm a little hazy on that; specific inquiries should be addressed to Bentley Griffith. I do know that the game fully supports PCBoard, and will soon be compatible with both RBBS and Gap software. For a game as complex as Esterian Conquest, it would be easy to go on at length about strategy and "tricks." That could make for a long article, but my personal philosophy can be put pretty concisely: "Strike first, strike hard, and strike repeatedly." It's kept me alive so far, and gotten a few other folks dead. In conclusion, I can offer nothing more than a very strong thumbs- up. It took a game as good as Esterian Conquest to raise me out of door apathy, and all involved deserve accolades (as well as heaps of cash). Anyone interested in more information on this fine game should inquire at the following address: ATTN: ESTERIAN CONQUEST Griffith International P.O. Box 530703 Birmingham, AL 35253 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ?Why I Compute? by Kathy Maisel So, why do I compute? I had never thought about it before, until Mark turned to me today and asked that very question. Why, after programming all day at work, do I come home and actually enjoy myself at another terminal? Maybe I'm brain-dead, maybe I'm a masochist, maybe my shoes are too tight. I'm not sure why I enjoy computing, but I will explore this right now. The first time I saw a BBS was in 1983 when we got our first modem with the Commodore 64. It was a whopping 110/300 baud, the wonderful Mighty Mo! Yes, the Mighty Mo called out to a little board here in town called The Lonely Mountain and I saw the games and games and games. I often said to Mark that I would like to join in those games, but I simply didn't have the time while studying in college. So, I contented myself with just lurking over Mark's shoulder. Then came Quantum Link! Ah, there was my first fervor at wanting MORE BAUD! I assisted Mark in scrimping up the cash for a blazing 1200 baud Volksmodem (complete with overpriced cable for the C64). Oh, the wonder of it all! Chatting with other users across the U.S.! Reading daily news online! Leaving secret messages to people I've never seen! Oh, the joy! Oh, my poor Visa bill! That stopped soon after it started. I turned again to the local free systems here in town, this time picking up the keyboard myself. I debated free-market strategy on Ein Fiestburg. I argued religion with its sysop. I played Empire on China Town...I was Brave Sir Robin, and no one got my joke with that name. But I was having fun. The computer room in our house consequently moved to the largest bedroom, and we resigned our master bedroom to a smaller domain. It was at this time that I met the sysop of China Town and watched the users call in one by one and play games. I could have watched that board for hours, saying..."Oh, I know that person! Someone is calling in! Who could it be this time?" Then, I made the fatal mistake. I started making noises about running my own BBS. One day Mark came home with a surprise. I had gotten away from calling boards again, just school and all. We had even acquired our first IBM compatible, but I was using it for school. I walked into the house and he presented me with an old IDS 8088, complete with two hard-drives which had previously been Pinson Valley BBS. The drives were full of files. Files! Files! Wonderful files! And I looked at it, then I looked at Mark, then I entertained the idea of writing my own version of Empire, the game I loved on the C64. Then I entertained the idea of writing my own version of Bay Street Bulls...a PC Board door game, and I said to Mark, "But, I haven't BBS'd since Ein Fiestburg left town. I don't know if I want to run a BBS anymore." The computer sat there for months. Every time I walked into the computer room, that lonely IDS was staring at me. I lurked over Mark's shoulder as he called more and more local BBS's. He occasionally downloaded board software and showed it to me. I was impressed as I saw all my favorite games converted in some fashion to the IBM machines. It seemed every board in town had games, and they were all the same. We ran a private BBS on our 80286 machine to collect Mark's articles for BTN. It was called Roxanne's Massage Parlor and Chainsaw Repair. It had quippy little changes to the pcbtext which said things like, "Tell Roxanne how much it weighs." I started reading the message bases again, this time, fully into the debates and rants on my own. I got a raise at work, and I decided to use the extra money to put up Roxanne's full time on that sad little IDS machine. It whirled with joy when I took over Mark's data line and then, we bought our first BBS software. We decided that Roxanne's was too much to be opened to the general public, so we gave her her own conference and looked for a board name. One Saturday morning, while Mark was at work, I was lying around in bed thinking about the board. A name came to me, then a graphics opening screen! It was too good to be true! It was such a great inside joke! The Crunchy Frog! Surely very few people would understand it, and it was very odd. I was disenchanted with games, so I decided I wanted a message base and a convenient place for Mark's articles to be gathered. I didn't care if people called much. There was always going to be a regular base of users because of BTN...but did I find out what word-of-mouth can do. And did I get caught up? You bet I did! Answering mail, chatting with users! This was the life! I found out more people knew about my inside joke, and we carried on to become the most outlandish and weirdest board in town. So, why do I compute? The people. I compute because I love the people who call boards and I love the humor they display. I don't debate much anymore. I don't play games anymore. But, I do love to send and receive messages...and boy, do I get my fill as a sysop. When I call other boards, I hang out in the message bases. The more obscure the message base, the better. Give me a rant! Give me a saying! Give me a tagline, any old day! Why do I compute? Because, my hovercraft is full of eels! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Extinction and Obsolescence by Colby Gibson I was reading a "Compute" magazine the other day during school, and I came across the ad section where different companies offer their services. I ran across one that advertised to fix drives for the lowest prices anywhere. The really funny thing was that they would fix a 3.5 drive for $35, and a 8.5 for $75. Then the thought hit me. It's expensive to be obsolete. Example: you have an XT, 8 mhz, cga, and standard memory. You decide that it would be nice to go out and buy a new game. You do, and the description really excites you. When you get the game home, you read in fine print on the front that the game requires an EGA or better graphics adapter. You are then forced to spend a couple hundred bucks for a better graphics system. Then you get a game like Wing Commander that won't even run on an XT. The fact is, that computer standards are changing faster than frying hamburgers change color. You spend a hundred bucks on a modem, and then one year later the one you purchased is obsolete and there is one twice as fast for the same price. This problem plagues many users, especially the ones that don't have the financial blessing to keep up with the changing society. At least what you have will last long enough to get enough money for your next purchase. A common solution to this problem is either wholesale or salvaging. There are many computer dealers that claim to sell systems for "wholesale" value. You need to check around. Sam's wholesale sells some KICK BUTT systems that run faster than 486s for $1550 complete with VGA and hard disks. Buying different parts and using them together is one thing that tinkerers like to do, and some even succeed with it. This reduces the cost of it and you might get some hardware that won't turn extinct for a while. That's a growing hobby of mine as well. If there is a computer company that chunks out defective parts or ones who have ceased to function, GET THEM. It really doesn't matter if you have to search through a dumpster. You're going to find something that you can use somewhere. Another thing you can try to do if you have connections in a hardware corporation is try to get the defective parts. Many defective parts really have nothing wrong with them, but maybe a keyboard error which can be solved with a little soldering. There are also a couple of things the new users need look out for. A dealer may take advantage of your ignorance of PCs and sell you a system that is TOTALLY obsolete and you not even know it until you get home with it for 90 days or more. Be sure you pick a good computer service. A little note. I had a little Citizen 120d printer that is currently sitting on a shelf in my closet, broken. I bought my first XT from a local dealer and it was a good system. But there were a couple of things wrong with it that I think could have been avoided. 1. They set the hard drive interleave incorrectly, which slowed the overall performance. 2. The I/O card's DIP switches were set incorrectly. I could only use a joystick on select software. 3. I had that printer fixed THREE times. The first time it got hit my a spike, which is understandable. When I got it back, it worked GREAT. For about a week. Then the print head began having trouble moving, it would die right in the middle of a print, and it wouldn't come up at all. I had it repaired, and I got it back and it did the SAME THING. I had it fixed, and about a YEAR later i got it and it BROKE FOR THE SAME REASON. 4. They gave me a couple of crappy floppy drives. This experience taught me a great deal about dealers and computers. You should be very careful when selecting a computer dealer. Most of them are very good at what they do and are very helpful, willing to answer questions and such. There are some out there who are not and will do whatever they think they can get away with in order to make a buck. It can be a good idea for someone with little computer experience and/or knowledge to purchase from a dealer because of the support you should receive from him after your purchase. If you know someone who is knowledgeable, then it is a good idea to get them to help you select a dealer and the sort of machine and software you need. I'm lucky I learned enough to find out what happened to my system and avoid such problems in future purchases. If you suspect that you equipment has become obsolete, or if you have a reputable piece of hardware, but it has just become old, there are things you can do about it. The dealer can help, but that may not help unless they are a good dealer. The second is to do what I have suggested in this article. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Confessions of the Software Meister by Dean Costello Computers are neat devices, in and of themselves. I suppose, though that this goes without saying, or else you wouldn't be reading this little missive. But they are frustrating. I have an Atari 1040ST (hard disk, 2400bd modem, you know, the usual outfit for the Real Computer Owner). I remember when I first bought this thing, oh about 3.5 years ago. My younger brother, Scott, bought one a year before I did, and I was impressed with his system, so much so that I went and bought one just like it. But he was smart, in that he also bought some software to go along with it. I was not. All I had was the ST Basic that came with the console. I saw Scott's games, and began to bum. The ST Basic sucked, so there I was, with a pretty computer that was never utilized. So, I decided the best thing to do was to gather software. Lots of it. Of all shapes and sizes, colors and flavors. Some very good ("Empire"), some not so good ("OutRun"). Now, I have a big stack of disks sitting here on my desk, a hard drive filled with more utilities than I can shake a stick at. So what do I do with it? Of course, play with it. I have them sorted (roughly) into a good stack of disks, a not-so-good stack of disks, and a looks- pretty-good-but-I-haven't-gotten-around-to-reading-the-docs-yet- so-it-just-sits-and-gathers-dust stack of disks. This stack is usually located near the some-of-the-functions-work-but-the- interface-is-not-very-intuitive-so-I-am-not-going-to-bother-to- figure-out-how-the-more-arcane-functions-work stack. The unfortunate thing is that there is a lot of potential in the LPGBIHGATRTDYSIJSAGD and SOTFWBTIINVISIANGTBTFOHTMAFW stacks, and the real shame is that the probability of my ever really USING a program to its fullest potential is extremely low. As a result of my not reading the manuals, the LPGBIHGATRTDY- SIJSAGD and SOTFWBTIINVISIANGTBTFOHTMAFW stacks are growing by the day. Sometimes, however, I use one or another program out of necessity, and I stumble over something devastatingly neato. F'r instance, I finally figured out how to invoke the ANSI emulator on my "Interlink" terminal program. This was about 6 months ago. I have had the damned thing since June of '88. My only excuse is that if I really needed to know how to do it, I would have figured it out by now, but I haven't needed it, so I came across the ANSI by accident. It was an incredible feeling of triumph. You know, Man vs. Machine, that kind of thing. Deus no ex machina, I suppose. Unfortunately, I always feel that this was something everyone already knew, so I try not to let anyone know about my Tragic Lapse. Little things arouse my emotions on my little child, here. Like a smallish file I ran across a couple of months ago called 4PAK. It allows one to compress an executable file, such as a .PRG, an .ACC, a .TTP, or a .TOS., but it allows the file to still be executable, with the compression in place. I romanced about 5 megs off the ol' HD with just this little gem. I want to have the programmer's children. There is one program, though, that illustrates the problem of experimenting with dangerous new toys. It is called "DLII". It has the potential for incredible greatness, but I am afraid to use it except in the most dire of emergencies. It is apparently like a Norton's Utility, except for the ST. It can do incredibly handy things, like undeleting a file, restructuring a fragmented drive, check and repair any lost clusters; you know, things of that nature. But it can also trash a hard drive in no time flat. I discovered, the hard way a couple of times, that no matter what happens, you DO NOT try to undelete files in a deleted folder. You will get crosslinked directories coming out the yingyang. Can you say low-level format? I knew you could... Well, it looks like it is about time to wind this puppy up. I guess the point of this little missive is that even though some programs are good and some are bad, there are still some surprises out there that will either test your mettle, or give you an instant woody. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Special Interest Groups (SIGs) BEPCUG CCS Birmingham East PC Users Group Commodore Club South Jefferson Sate Jr. College Springville Road Library Ruby Carson Hall, Rm 114 2nd & 4th Tuesday (C64/C128) 3rd Friday, 7-9 PM 3rd Monday (Amiga) Paula Ballard 251-6058 (after 5PM) 7:30-10 PM Maurice Lovelady 684-6843 BCCC BIPUG Birmingham Commodore Computer Club Birmingham IBM-PC Users Group POB 59564 UAB Nutrition Science Blg Birmingham, Al 35259 RM 535/541 UAB School of Education, Rm 153 1st Sunday (delayed one week 2nd and 4th Sundays, 2 PM if meeting is a holiday) Rusty Hargett 854-5172 Marty Schulman 967-5883 BACE FAOUG Birmingham Atari Computer First Alabama Osborne Users Enthusiast Group Vestavia Library, downstairs Homewood Library 2nd Monday, 7 PM 1st Saturday, 1PM Benny Brown 822-5059 Ed Purquez 669-5200 CADUB CAD Users of Birmingham Homewood Library 3rd Tuesday, 6:30PM-8:30PM Bobby Benson 791-0426 Š If you belong to or know of a user group that is not listed, please let us know by sending E-Mail to Barry Bowden on The Matrix BBS. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Known BBS Numbers For The Birmingham Area NAME NUMBER BAUD RATES MODEM BBS SOFTWARE SUPPORTED TYPE * Abject Poverty 680-9680 300-2400 ProBBS/ProDoor * Alter-Ego BBS 925-0707 300-2400 MNP4 ProBBS/ProDoor * American BBS 674-1851 300-2400 PC Board 14.5 Amiga Alliance ][ 631-0262 BBS-PC 4.20 Arkham Asylum 853-7422 300-2400 WWIV 4.12 Bus System 595-1627 300-2400 PC Board 14.2 * Byte Me! 979-BYTE! 9600 HST/V.42 WWIV 4.12 Camelot BBS 856-0679 300-2400 Teleguard 2.5 -* Channel 8250 Node 1 744-8546 300-9600 HST/V.42 PC Board 14.5 -* Channel 8250 Node 2 744-5166 300-9600 HST PC Board 14.5 * Crunchy Frog 956-1755 300-9600 HST/V.42 PC Board 14.0 D3 Systems BBS 663-2759 300-9600 HST/V.32 Quick BBS 2.04 Graphics Zone Node 1 870-5306 300-9600 MNP4 TBBS 2.1(16) Graphics Zone Node 2 870-5329 300-9600 MNP4 TBBS 2.1(16) + I.S.A. BBS 995-6590 300-9600 HST TCOMM * Joker's Castle 664-5589 300-2400 MNP4 PC Board 14.2 K-9 Corner 424-8202 300-2400 Image 1.2 *& Little Kingdom Node 1 969-0007 300-9600 HST/V.42 PC Board 14.5 *& Little Kingdom Node 2 969-0008 300-2400 MNP4 PC Board 14.5 LZ Birmingham 870-7770 300-2400 PC Board 14.5 * Magnolia BBS 854-6407 300-9600 HST PC Board 14.2 @ Missing Link 853-1257 300-2400 Image 1.2 ^ Myth Drannor 699-5811 1200-2400 MNP4 WWIV 4.11 Outside It's America 951-2473 300-2400 MNP4 WWIV 4.11 Owl's Nest 680-0851 300-2400 PC Board 14.2 @ Pirate's Cove 942-7429 300-1200 Image 1.2 Posys BBS 854-5131 1200-2400 RBBS CPC17.3 * Radio Free Troad 979-6183 300-9600 HST/V.42 PC Board 14.2 Safe Harbor 665-4355 300-2400 GT Power 15.00 Shadetree BBS 787-6723 300-2400 Phoenix 1.36 Sperry BBS 853-6144 300-9600 Hayes PC Board 14.5 * ST BBS 836-9311 300-2400 PC Board 14.2 @ The Commodore Zone 856-3783 300-2400 Image 1.2 The Connection Node 1 854-9074 1200-2400 PC Board 14.1 The Connection Node 2 854-2308 1200-2400 PC Board 14.1 The Dog House 425-9255 300-1200 Image 1.2 The Dragon's Hoard 833-3790 300-2400 WWIV 4.12 The Hanging Tree 938-2145 300-2400 WWIV 4.11 - The Matrix Nodes 1-4 323-2016 300-2400 PC Board 14.5 - The Matrix Node 5 251-2344 300-9600 HST PC Board 14.5 + The Outer Limits 985-1725 1200-2400 Teleguard 2.5i The Quiet Zone 833-2066 300-2400 ExpressNET VCM(ee) BBS Node 1 655-4059 300-2400 new modem? Oracomm Plus VCM(ee) BBS Node 2 655-4065 300-1200 Oracomm Plus Vampire's Crypt 833-8494 300-2400 MNP4 WWIV 4.12 Victory Express 425-0821 300-1200 Image 1.2 Willie's DYM Node 1 979-1629 300-2400 Oracomm Plus Willie's DYM Node 2 979-7739 300-2400 Oracomm Plus Willie's DYM Node 3 979-7743 300-1200 Oracomm Plus Willie's DYM Node 4 979-8156 300-1200 Oracomm Plus Ziggy Unaxess 991-5696 300-1200 Unaxess Boards with a "*" before their name are members of our local network, EzNet, and public messages left in the EzNet Conferences of any of these boards will be echoed to all members. Boards with a "@" before their name are members of our local Commodore network, Image Network, and e-mail left on any member board may be directed to any other member board. Boards with a "+" before their name are members of FidoNet, an international network that provides a variety of public forums as well as private mail services all over the world. Boards with a "-" before their name are members of MetroNet, an international network that provides a variety of public forums as well as private mail services all over the world. Boards with a "^" before their name are members of WWIV-Net, an international network that provides a variety of public forums as well as private mail services all over the world. Boards with a "&" before their name are members of Intellec, an international network that provides a variety of public forums as well as private mail services all over the world. If you have any corrections, additions, deletions, etc., please let us know via EzNet. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ***THIS INFORMATION IS NO LONGER VALID. EZNET CENTRAL HAS MOVED AND IS NO LONGER RUN SOLELY ON EZNET SOFTWARE. WHEN DETAILS BECOME AVAILABLE, THEN IT WILL BE REPORTED HERE. MM EzNet Multiple Echo List EzNet now supports multiple conference echoing but there are a few things you should be aware of regarding private mail. A. You have one 'address' for private mail. If you are registered for private mail on Channel 8250 and someone sends you a private message in the MS-DOS conference from Crunchy Frog it will wind up in the Hardware conference on Channel 8250 as it should. However, if you were registered for private mail on Magnolia and someone sends you a private message in a conference that Magnolia does not support (echo) then the message will wind up in the twilight zone. B. If you go by a handle on one BBS and your real name on another even if the private message goes where it is supposed to, you will not be able to read it because it is addressed to someone else as far as PC Board is concerned. PC Board has no way of knowing that Red Foxx and John Doe are the same person. No tickee, no washee. Advice on sending private mail: If you don't know if the person you are sending private mail to is registered for private mail then keep a copy of the message in case you have to find an alternate route. EzNet Central will delete your private, undelivered message and inform you that the user you attempted to reach is not registered for private mail on any EzNet Node. This is a list of the current echoes that we are aware of. More are in the making and will be posted in future issues. If you are a sysop and are running an echo not listed for your board, please make us aware of it so we may correct it next issue. Eznet Program IBM Adult Scitech BTNWA Alter-Ego ........... * ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .. American BBS ........ * ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .. Byte Me! ............ * ..... * ..... * ..... * ..... ..... .. Channel 8250 ........ * ..... * ..... * ..... ..... * ..... * .. Crunchy Frog ........ * ..... ..... * ..... * ..... ..... * .. Joker's Castle ...... * ..... ..... * ..... ..... ..... .. Little Kingdom ...... * ..... * ..... * ..... * ..... * ..... .. Magnolia BBS ........ * ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .. Radio Free Troad .... * ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .. ST BBS .............. * ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..