Ü ÜßÝ Ü Ü Ü ßÝ ßÝ Ý Ý Ý Ý Û Ý Ý Ý BLaH Ý ß Ý ÜßÜ Ý Ý File ÝßÜ Ý Ý ÝßÝÜÝ Written Sept. 6th, 1992 #029 Ý Ýig Ýong Üßß Ýnd Ý Ýairy Ý Ý Ý Þ Ý Ý Ý ÝÜß ÝÜÜÝ ßÜÜßÞ ÜÝ ÞÜ Presents Ú ÄÄ ¿ Pussy Update '92 ³ by ³ Constantine À ÄÄ Ù Being both a great supporter of the political process as well as an equal-opportunity offender, I've jotted down a couple of new lists to help you with your voting decision in the upcoming election. That's right-- the new pussy lists. Why Republicans are Pussies 10. See the BLaH file, "Why Christian Fundementalists are Pussies". Pretty much the same folks. 9. Family values are no fun. Not the right-wing's, anyway. 8. Who would you rather listen to on the radio, Rush Limbaugh or Kevin Matthews? 7. The REST of Rush Limbaugh. 6. Read my lips-- same old promises. 5. Liberty and Justice for Oil. 4. I don't remember #4. 3. My attourney advises me not to comment on #3. 2. Nixon, Reagan, Bush and Quayle-- what a legacy! 1. Jesse Helms, Jeffrey Dahmer, Adolf Hitler (now living in California), and Satan (ditto) are all registered Republicans. Why Democrats are Pussies 10. Jesse Jackson and the one-color Rainbow Coalition. 9. Loafers and cappucino are passe. 8. "Thirtysomething". 7. Remember Dukakis in the tank? 6. Acid flashbacks impede political decision-making. 5. "I didn't inhale"-- see #6, above. 4. That wild-and-crazy Kennedy Klan. 3. No affirmative action for poor WHITE people. 2. BLaH is not politically correct. 1. Voting Democrat means Bill Clinton which means Al Gore which means Tipper Gore and we don't want THAT again, do we? On a more serious note, droogs, (all Serious Notes are in the c-flat range), if you're of voting age, PLEASE VOTE. Sure, all the candidates this time around are morons. Know why? Because the people who can make a real difference in the system aren't getting the support they need, and the whacko extremists on both wings gain power by the hour due to voter apathy. If we all GET INVOLVED (exactly what the fascists DON'T want us to do) and pull together, we can make a difference. It only takes a few minutes to register, and the country you save may be your own. And while you're at it, make a few prank phone calls to Pat Robertson. He's lonely. {End of File : Safe-T-Nutz v0.9123 Says "3303 Bytes Total"-------------------} BLaH-- a fun deal in Lake Edna, or your neck of the woods. BLaH ts Nun-Beaters Anonymous <708>251-5094 Carbon Nation <708>965-8965 The Insane Asylum <305>927-3028 The Realm Of Death <419>475-3089 {--Rabit, Rabit, Rabit.. eat this....... -----------------------------------}