Ü ÜßÝ Ü Ü Ü ßÝ ßÝ Ý Ý Ý Ý Û Ý Ý Ý BLaH Ý ß Ý ÜßÜ Ý Ý File ÝßÜ Ý ÜÝ ÝßÝÜÝ Written August 8th, 1992 #019 Ý Ýig Ýong ÜßÝ Ýnd Ý Ýairy Ý Ý Ý Þ Ý Ý Ý ÝÜß ÝÜÜÝ ßÜÜßÞ ÜÝ ÞÜ Presents Ú ÄÄ ¿ "So, You've Decided To Have No Life..." ³ by ³ Guido Sanchez À ÄÄ Ù Welcome once again to my mind.. ÄÄÄÄåA few words on BLaH As it seems, for being a group in existance for only 2-3 days, with 4 members, and 18 tfiles, we've been doing pretty well. Yay. I'm sure you're all happy for us. Once again, BLaH is Guido Sanchez, Chessman, Constantine, and Phritz. Is this really necessary? Didn't think so. ÄÄÄÄåDecisions, Decisions... If you are reading this, you are probably anywhere from 10-20 years old, prime age for having no life. You're going through, well, you're going through a time of change .. and you may look at members of the same or opposite sex, and feel a little 'different' about them... and I just want you to know, that that's ok.. . ÄÄÄÄåBut 'seriously', folks... You seem to be bored. Why else would you be a modemmer and read this tfile? YOU HAVE NO LIFE! Well, lucky readers, I am here.. here are a few wonderful little games you can play that take advantage of your having no life. ÄÄÄÄåGAME #1 - Whar's them teeth? If you've got no life, you've probably got grandparents that you see a lot. Maybe just one of them. And them, being the grandparents to a lifeless grand- child, will probably have no teeth. It always works out like that. So, what you shall need for this game is 1 grandparent or other elderly relative with no teeth 1 pair of sneakers, to run really fast These are the instructions.. 1> Find your grandparent.. Watch them closely 2> Wait until they remove their false teeth from their jaws 3> Steal them 4> Take the false teeth also 5> Hide them somewhere, somewhere grimy and disgusting 6> Hint to them that you may just possibly know where their teeth are 7> Run away as fast as you can 8> If your relative can run faster than you, immediately produce their false teeth, offering to spit shine them if they let you live This game is even MORE fun for relatives with alzheimer's... STILL bored? Well, you're outside now. Go to the park, and play.. ÄÄÄÄåGAME #2 - Rapunzel All you will need is to go outside to a park or something. This game can be played with 2 or more friends. If you have no friends, go home and play Kommander Ceen. Here's what to do. 1> Find a cute little buttercup of a girl, with long pigtails 2> Go up to her, and whisper in her ear [do NOT blow.. yet] to look over in those bushes [where your friends are hiding, right?] 3> Have your friends "moon" her 4> While her jaw gapes open in horror/awe, give them pigtails a GOOD yank 5> Point and laugh at her as her entire skull slips out of her gaping mouth and right back in again [hopefully]. NOTE: For best effect, play this game with dry skinned girls. The skull tends not to return into the skin. SEE?? You're feeling better already! All energetic! As long as you're in the park, wide open spaces and all, why not play... ÄÄÄÄåGAME #3 - Hunt the Hun Gather up more people, and play this fun variation of "Smear the Queer". What better way to celebrate years of homophobia in Amerika than to mimic bigotry? Here's what you will need. 1> Lotsa "friends" 2> Sticks, Stones, anything that breaks bones 3> Wide open spaces Here's how to play.. 1> Choose one person to be The Hun 2> Have everyone close their eyes, and count to 100 3> Let the hun run and hide as he pleases 4> After finished counting, gather up the weapons 5> Do as the title suggests, and hunt him down and beat him to death 6> Draw and quarter the body.. whoever catches the head becomes the next Hun 7> Start over until EOF NOTE: Play only with people more than 1 hun-dred years of age, and of some hunnish decent. Goths do not count. Now that you have no more friends, you truly have no life. Go home and play Kommander Ceen VII : Aliens Sucked Me Off. èÄÄÄEnd of File... Safe-T-Nutz v0.90á says "5326 Bytes Total"ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄè What are you doing still reading? Go play KCvii! BLaH ts.. where to get more of our crap new spiffy BLaHfile formats.. with extended ASCII.. why? cause it's ]<Ä/>’]>. ô ô Nun-Beaters Anonymous ³ <708>251-5094 ³ 110/16.8k The Melting Pot ³ <708>965-8965 ³ 9600/16.8k The Insane Asylum ³ <305>927-3028 ³ 2400/16.8k The Realm of Death ³ <419>475-3089 ³ 2400/16.8k õ õ ÍÄÄÄClothesline.. pin pin pin Come here often?ÄÄÄÄÄ/\Ä-Ä-Ä-Ä/ÄÄÄ/ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÍ