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Oh, and I suppose you've never smoked marijuana in your whole life. Yeah, tell me another. Hi, I'm prime anarchist and this is ATI zine for Thursday 21 June. Last day of spring, first day of Mars visible, it's 8:13am my time, and the eclipse is reaching totality in Zambia where hippies and new-agers, aging baby-boomers, and screaming agists are acting really stupid right about now, I'm sure. Should I rant today, or write a traditional column? Hmmm. Lemme think about that a little and I'll get back to you on that. How many schools around this country are named after Nathan Hale? Does anyone out there realize that the guy just HAPPENED to be on the winning team? He was up to the same no good as old Benedict Arnold. In fact, each of them was doing spookwork for both sides. Just that at the very millisecond that the "United States" won against Britain, Arnold was doing his paramilitary shit for her majesty, while his second cousin less than twice removed Old Nate was doing HIS deathsquad work for the "colonies." I guess when you're on the winning side, not only do you get to write the history book, but the CIA JustForKids webpages too, eh? That's all I got, save for a few bogus taglines and footnotes and stuff. Later Days, prime "Ask CNN" is brought to you by Akmakanoka Censoring the internet one "caller" at a time. Go Billy Martin Go. Does DC police chief's assistant Terence Gainer look more and more like Chief Ramsey every day or what? How come I only see Washington law enforcement on TV during protests or when interns turn up missing? What goes ON in that stateless state, anyhow? ### LETTUCE FROM OUR READERS Say, I've been reading in Thoreau's _Journal - 1851_ and found something: {(he -Thoreau- had been holding forth in a rather sentimental tone, typical, I think, of the times, then:} We believe that the possibilities of the future far exceeds the accomplishment of the past. We review the past with commonsense-but we anticipate the future with transcendal senses. In our sanest moments we find ourself naturally expecting far greater changes than any which we have experienced within the period of distinct memory-only to be paralleled by experiences which are forgotten- Perchance there are revolutions which create an interval impassible to the memore." The interesting thing about this is that he said it in 1851! They didn't even have electricity then! STEAM POWER was barely known! There was a railroad nearby. It went all of 40MPH. Sisyphus. Dear Marco, We must speak with you. I don’t usually take the time out to write a personal note, Marco, but your name was provided by someone you had recently spoken to. We believe your vibrations to be so strong that I’ve endorsed a free Tarot reading with one of our elite psychics! It’s urgent, however, that you call immediately I can only reserve this number for a limited time. Call now! Miss Cleo [uh, if your psychicness was as elite as you say it is, you would know that I don't want or need your Tarot readings.] to marco Uncle Kracker's "Follow Me" is nothing more than a song about heroin, plain and simple. "Swim through your veins like a fish in the sea"? What else could that mean??? Clark Transfer to ati@etext.org HTTP://www.nuyorican.org Hi capelli, You're Web site has been submitted to the SearchHound.com search engine in the general listings, but you have not completed the process to activate your Keyword Account. PLEASE TAKE THIS NEXT STEP TO ACTIVATE YOUR ACCOUNT Next step: deposit $25 into your account and place bids on your Web site's keywords in order to gain... [uh, no.] ATTN:PRIME. Business Relationship. It is my pleasure and keen interest to seek your mind in this business proposal. I am the personal assistance ( P.A ) to the Chief Accountant General of the Federation, ALHAJI IDRIS ABUBAKAR. He is the owner of this letter I am sending to you. Here is the story of the deal. We have US$38.5m (Thirty-Eight Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) lying in... [No Thanks.] _____________________________________ MORE FROM BRIAN GLICK'S "WAR AT HOME" _____________________________________ When C0INT3LPRO was first uncovered, the FBI and the US justice department claimed it was needed to prevent violence and to defend the "national security" against totalitarian subversion. Caught running similar operations in the 1980s they cited the threat of "terrorism." We will see, however, that domestic covert action does not protect against any of this. It actually does the opposite. It subverts democracy and promotes violence and terrorism. IT'S THE STUPID ECONOMY by Clark Transfer special to Prime Anarchist World News TENNEFLY, NJ - (PAWN) What will become of Sam Walton's old corporation, Dianetrics Industries? The company one year ago today opened a chain of pet stores called WalRusMart. They're failing miserably, but following in Sam's footsteps they're not letting lost billions stop them, or even the laughing people do at their signs, so of course they won't close down a single store. "We're going to use our foothold in every community to our advantage," said Wall Street Journal retail analyst Julia Faber, who spends all of her spare time as a PR consultant for Sam Walton enterprises and Dianetrics Industries, LLC. She said adjoining each outlet will soon be a catalog showroom called eToys R Us. Like with all other monopolistic endeavors, Faber says she'll prefer to err on the side of optimism. "If we don't fail in eleven months," she said of the newest chain upstart, "we'll succeed beyond our wildest dreams." Plans are in the works for a joint operation chain of music stores inside newly remodeled Kenny Rogers restaurants, called Breast Buy, and a combination hardware, heavy construction, and wholesale department stores called Sams Tarpits. Ideas they didn't follow through on were a Pub with dumpsters you can sleep in til you wake up called the Guzzle 'N Nuzzle, an auto repair shop exclusively for PT Cruiser limosines called "Long Body Shop," and a new joint venture prefab prison construction facility and social worker answering service called "Let The Inmates Do the Talking." Faber says the upstarts are still in the works, just that "the names need a complete overhaul." RANCH BOMBED BY BALSAMIC EXTREMISTS from combined theonion wires. HIDDEN VALLEY - CA - (NOT PAWN) A radical balsamic fundamentalist group detonated an estimated 800 pounds of TNT at the Hidden Valley Ranch compound Monday, killing 11 and injuring dozens more. "Let no salad again be foully tainted by the corrupt regime of Hidden Valley," said Martin Pulaski, leader of the Nation of Balsam, in a statement claiming responsibility for the deadly attack. "We shall not rest until every salad's flavor is enhanced by a light and tangy vinaigrette, not buried in a shameful avalanche of buttermilk." http://www.shigabooks.com And a page to watch grow: http://www.aideasttimor.org/NewFiles/bibi-bulak.html http://www.bibibulak.org A SMART BOMB a poem by Brett Axel reprinted from "WWFP" Anthology Of Poetry Wouldn't want to be dropped. Might get Together with other smart bombs to discuss Alternative employment possibilities like Demolishing old buildings. Debate the virtues Of restoration, at least taking them down Carefully to salvage reusable materials. Several could open doors for all bombs: start A mentoring project in the armory: old cannon balls With the latest hollow point bullets Listening to speeches about social conscience. Soon bombs are producing art and arguments Born of a frustration at the lack of opportunity For smart bombs to make meaningful contributions. Can you see young people expressing their solidarity With bombs by exploding themselves in cities and on Military bases? Or a bomb specialist Joining The View. Tommy Hilfiger marketing a new line of Expensive clip-on fuses for bomb wannabes who Drink too much and go to lots of bad movies. Before you know it, parents are giving warnings To keep away from after hours munition clubs Worried their babies might get rounded up By the government and dropped on Kosovo. http://www.mybizz.net/~axels/sale.html http://www.zverina.com/asmartbomb.htm http://www.poets4peace.com/axel.htm We end this week with metaphors: Can’t Stop Turning by stephan colman I planned an armed rebellion from bed last night but the F.B.I. tapped my dreams They heard Wall Street scream took notes when I stole the crack from the liberty bell and used it to free Mumia from his cell. They followed my sentences when I said "chains link slaves and fences," like the past leaks tenses. Before the past tense there was the pre tense. My dreams sensed past tension. I passed tension on the way to revelation. I turned Left. Nothing was Right. I got caught under the cover of night. And the bright light in my brain came from an interrogation lamp stamped "govt. property." They rode my mind’s waves for snapshots of C.I.A. crackplots, while crackpots planned jackpots in foreign lands from the sands of Iraq to the shores of Nicaragua, for agua and oil gold zinc and soil paybacks to fatcats by gatt-pacts for economic heirlooms while cops jacked Black Kids in backrooms.... I thought Uprising but Dionne Warwick tipped off the D.E.A.. They probed my nose for the welfare lines I sniffed found factory lines instead. Because only chimney’s smoke in my dreams. Only newt gingriches get smoked in my dreams. I planned an armed rebellion from bed because I’m tired of counter revolutions-store-bought brand-name resistance. Cash can not register change, only people can. Because revolutions depend on the gravity of the polar axes we have to grind. It’s the never mind that can’t see the future. So now my dreams practice killing random acts of senseless silence because quite violence never met an empty space it did not like. And in my dreams I wake up and greet the Government Agents posted inn my head with a smile. I keep rising. keep rising to the bottom, because the top holds things down. and the only sound You’ll hear from my sleep, the only movement I make in my sleep is Revolutions Turning Turning Turning. feedback? ati@etext.org