************** ** Hootmon, **- - - - - - - - - - . ************** 602 / / (oops, reverse that) / / / Activist Times, Inc. We are a / journalistic, causistic, / /cyberpolitical / /organization, / 4 more info? /trying to / send SASE /help y'all, and us / stamps??? change the world / to: radically, in less / ATI@etext.org than two minute / increments. / - - - - - - - - - PAWN (prime anarchist world news tonite) MUSIC SHORTS - [INLINE] - Lloyd Weber Owns 13 London Artists. WEBER PURCHASES TEN MORE MUSICIANS. (PAWN) Covent Garden - Add LeAn Rymes, Danny Osmond, Garrick Palladium, Lane Drury, Tipper Gorr, Christina Aquilera, Dwezil Zappe, Jimmy Paige, Jessica O Simpson, and Paul McArtney to Andrew Lloyd Weber's coffers this week. Bought 'em all. He previously owned Sarah Brightwoman, and two undisclosed members of the Ded Kennedies. # Hola, I'm prime anarchist reporting from the Anarchic Circle and this is my column for ThirstDay, 1-13-00. Overheard on radio. "How come teachers have to take their skateboards every year?" Nepotism Watch: Alex Alda. Alan? Kiernan Culkin. Macauley? CIDER HOUSE RULES: Homer's Odyssey. A great metaphor for both sides or neither side. Your tool to make your choice freely -- without fear, persecution or reactionary stupidity. John Irving may have written the 20th Century's only real American Classic. - just my opinion. Has anyone seen the movie yet? I hear Eryka Badu's a hottie in it. I read the book. "TB is spread when a person with active TB coughs, sings, or speaks and you breath the contaminated air," says a poster on the wall where I'm waiting to see the doctor. Imagine being told you can't sing anymore? I can't grasp that on ANY level. Wow, yuck. Inthunkable. ADBUSTING. You've got two table parts you want to use sandwiching one or two leaves from last holiday, but they're sunbleached. It's time to blend them in, isn't it? CUE-TIP#5. Take the peels from a lemonade you just made from scratch. Boil them with one or two cups of water for 20-30 minutes. Find a 100% cotton rag, and dunk it in the hot lemonwater once it's just cool enough to not scald. Rub and rub and watch the magic. Of course, you COULD always buy 2 or 3 rounds of commercial products - but brace yourself for the extra elbow grease, asthma, eczema and allergies. FOR THE RECORD: Prime Anarchist has never owned or operated a Mont Blanc pen. Prime saying, have an ice day. #'s. You want #'s? We got #'s. http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI/dinebeto9.txt http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/merrill.html http://www.alphacdc.com/treaty/speakers.html http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati205.html http://www.poetrysociety.org/head.html http://www.onr.com/user/gnn/comite http://www.synapse.net/~kgerken http://dev.null.org/dadaengine http://www.inf.ufsc.br/barata http://www.cultdeadcow.com http://beachcon.iwarp.com http://www.witness.org http://www.mac21.com http://www.woz.org http://www.dsl.org http://victordelorenzo.com http://www.violentfemmes.net http://members.spree.com/writer http://www.angelfire.com/hi/VFemmes http://www.hermetic.com/bey/taz2a.html http://www.algore-2000.org/tipper.html http://www.homestead.com/lucylittleland/vf.html http://www.tekknowledge.com/gonzo/tgh/II/index.html http://www.minorities-jb.com/native/culture/land100.html http://www.solcommunications.com/bigmountain/otherhtml/bonniehelp.html L E T T U C E (Occasionally people send us lettuce.) What are you doing eating that shit? We even abstain from TB [Taco Bell] as desperate road food! [but we have been seen at out-of-town Wendy's with a veggie wrap] J&F INTERESTING cubancat to: ati@etext.org >"Look over there, up in the sky!" > "It's a bird!" > "It's a plane!" > No! It looks like a flying squirrel to me - from the trailer to the new cartoon/live-action Rocky and Bullwinkle movie coming this summer Yay!!! Akira I want to change the world, but don't want the world to change me! I'm not sure who wrote that but they're very intellegent and it is something I like to try to live by! Amy [ed note: was that Bowie?] Alot of your mush mush went over my head but I definately did not miss the rhythm!! I am a stranger here but felt at home! Point being, I felt! Thanks! Suzy Thanks for the poems. I live in Taos and am very interested in aboriginal issues and soul connections with one's place on Grandmother Earth. The genetic memory is awakening and Mother Earth is stirring. Marti \ / Say what? Play what? Do who? Fib what??? TV AD - (5 times in one hour on MTV, twice on VH-1 in the same hour) Frog man looking clown rises slowly out of the water, 50 cal. anti-aircraft weapon pointed straight ahead at humans that don't really exist in this ad. "Someday at a job interview they'll ask you, 'Have you ever killed one of your teammates by accident?'" A whole squad rises out behind you looking like Paula Abdul choreographed them, weapons straight ahead just like yours. Power chords vamp on A throughout the whole commercial's song. "Try not to tell the truth." _______ marco says "army, lie all that you can lie." \ / PRESS RELEASE: The following is a press release that NAMA has received from Canyon Records regarding TWO GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATIONS FOR R. CARLOS NAKAI. This marks the second consecutive year a Native American artist has received a Grammy nomination (Robbie Robertson was last year's Grammy nominee) from NARAS, and the third consecutive time R. Carlos Nakai has received a Grammy nomination: PHOENIX, AZ (January 6, 2000) -- R. Carlos Nakai (Navajo-Ute) is the first Native American to receive Grammy Award nominations for two different albums in the same year. And in a rare occurrence, both fall into the same category "Best New Age Album." Recognized as the world’s premier performer of the Native American flute, the Flagstaff, Arizona, native received the nominations for a solo effort, "Inner Voices" http://www.canyonrecords.com/cr7021.htm and "Inside Monument Valley" http://www.canyonrecords.com/cr7020.htm a collaboration with one of the pioneers of New Age music, flutist Paul Horn. "Inner Voices" features Nakai’s traditional native flute accompanied by a 32-piece string orchestra. The recording features arrangements of Nakai’s most popular melodies by two-time Grammy Award-winner, Billy Williams, who produces Lyle Lovett’s recordings. Williams produced another of this year’s Grammy nominees, "That’s Right (You’re Not From Texas)" by Lovett, for Best Male Country Vocal Performance. Nakai collaborated with two-time Grammy Award-winner Paul Horn on "Inside Monument Valley". Nakai and Horn traveled to Monument Valley in the heart of Navajoland where they recorded flute solos and duets live in the canyons to the accompaniment of the sounds of nature. This is Nakai’s third Grammy nomination. He garnered his first in 1994 in Best Traditional Folk Music category for "Ancestral Voices", a collaboration with William Eaton and the Black Lodge Singers. These multiple Grammy nominations signify a greater acceptance of Native American artists and their music in mainstream culture. A resident of Tucson, Arizona, Nakai has released over 30 albums since beginning his career in 1983 with Canyon Records, an independent record company based in Phoenix. Canyon released both Inner Voices and Inside Monument Valley and has specialized in contemporary and traditional Native American music for 49 years. For further information, contact Canyon by e-mail, canyon@canyonrecords.com. For a sound clip of either visit: http://www.canyonrecords.com /Press ENTER/ / To EXIT / WASHINGTON, Jan 13 (PAWN) - Michael Jackson has cloned the first primate, a rhesus monkey, according to the latest issue of Scientology magazine. The baby, dubbed Tetrus, was cloned using a method that splits Cher's "G below high C" with it's "fifth" and its "third" - the original harmony in a recording studio to create multiple identical songs, officials at the Hit Factory said. "The birth of Tetrus, a healthy female cloned from a quarter-note, proves that this approach can result in live music," says Pamela Anderson, the study's main author. UNLIKELY INTERNET-CABLE DAD EXPOSED (PAWN) - Wollyhood, CA - Putting a stop to any further speculation who fathered his 2 children, America-On-Meth CFO Steven Chase will announce in Next month's Rolling Home magazine that it was Jane Fondu. She stole the spermatazoa from two gay Jesuit Priestesses and brought it in a buffaloskin sack to Ted Turntable who then called Erich Eisener who volunteered to insert half into the butt of AOM's Chase, and saved the other half in a refrigerator for the baby's second birthday - so that AOM's newest might be concieved in time for DisneyWarner- LambertSquibb's next official announcement. When asked how he kept it a secret for 5 whole years, Chase said, "Sheer luck." "Oh," he added, "and tons of money." Chase said he expects to LAY OFF for a while. Then back to rigorous exercise of perhaps 50-60 former employees a day. "That's a lot of reps," he said "I've still got a lot of luck and of course, tons of money." -30- Warnings for Crack users ------------------------ 1) Under Windows NT 3.51 and 4.0 The BVRP Program, "Manufacture Crack" cannot be shared (this printer can only be used locally while under Crack). 2) Under Windows NT 3.51 After the printer is installed under Crack, "Capture Fax Crack" can be used only by the user who has installed the software. If you use this feature from another Windows NT session, under an assumed name, you should add "CAPTCNV.EXE" in the startup group. (This file can be found on the internet using the keywords, "Crack installation directions.") 3) Under Windows 3.1x For a correct use of Crack under Windows 3.xx, you must reboot your PC, so that the incense from inside your system will be in use. 4) Under Windows 95/98 Do not attempt to use Crack under the Windows 95/98 platform. \/ /\ APPEAL TO THE MASS MEDIA translated by: Joan Beecher Eichrodt As we have learned from reliable sources, as well as from secret FSB documents, the Russian leadership planned to have an information blockade in place before launching full-scale military operations in the Chechen Republic. It was to ensure that the Chechen people could be annihilated without interference. Unfortunately, the FSB's plan was realized - but not in full. Thanks to the courage and the valor of foreign journalists, what was hidden was revealed, and as a result many of the Chechen people were saved. Now that military operations have resumed in Chechnya, and Russia is ready to use any means, to pay any price, to get revenge for its defeat in the war of 1994-96, foreign journalists are again a stumbling block for the Russian leadership... ...What has particularly aroused our concern and alarm is the fact that the statements of Russian leaders have now been echoed by the US Government, which has warned American foreign correspondents of the danger they are in when they visit Chechnya in particular, and the North Caucasus in general. As we know, even in the past the Chechen Republic and the North Caucasus were not a great place for foreign correspondents, but we still do not understand what at this particular time has inspired top officials in Russia and the United States to intimidate them with warnings and threats... ...The absence of foreign journalists has made it possible for the Russian leadership to step up the war again and to carry out a mass genocide of the Chechen people. At this stage of the war, the absence of foreign journalists makes it possible for the Russian leadership to employ, without interference, hitherto unused weapons of mass destruction, which could lead to the total disappearance of the Chechens as an ethnic group. Therefore we urge foreign journalists not to leave the Chechen Republic or the North Caucasus, under any pretext. Journalists! Do not let yourselves be small change in politicians' dirty hands; do not allow anyone to confuse your profession, that of the truth-teller, with the oldest profession; do not sell yourselves. On the eve of the new millennium we must declare that the courage and truthfulness of journalists will save mankind, an inseparable part of which is the Chechen people! May the ALMIGHTY preserve you! Maeirbek Taramov Chairman, Union of Journalists of the Caucasus .. .. "I saw a video tape that we weren't supposed to see. It was prepared for the Joint Chiefs of Staff. By watching the tape, we discovered that, at least as of a few years ago every tactical nuclear weapon in Europe manned by US personnel was targeted by an Apple II computer. Now, we didn't sell computers to the military; they went out and bought them at a dealer's I guess. But it dind't make us feel good to know that our computers were being used to target nuclear weapons in Europe." "The only bright side of it was that at least they weren't TRS-80s! Thank God for that." Steve Jobs (Playboy, Feb85) -==- Here's the other verses to Black Mesa, by Marc Frucht Inspired by John Prine's "Paradise" One verse and chorus can be found in ATI issue 123 at: http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI/ATI123.TXT This song is about the 4 cereal box states Colorado, New Mex, Arizon and Utah. The closer you get to the cereal box corners The higher you feel the presence of God D-GD/--AD:// N that's because you're between 4 sacred mountains Where Hopi and Navajo travel around The land goes unowned, but def'nit'ly respected What's down in the ground stays DOWN IN THE GROUND. When walkin' around all the pottery fields You might spot some shiny old ancient ones work Well best thing to do's pick it up and look at it But please put it back where you found it on the dirt. (shiny side up please, in the beautiful dirt.) b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ OUR MISSION YOUR FUTURE: A Real Look At Taco Bell. in 3 parts by the Prime Anarchist "Most energizing place to work." "Up to $7 per hour." "Need Motivated people." Taco Bell's hiring. They're always hiring, aren't they? Will they ever not? Not on this growth model, pal. Let's take a look at all that is Taco Bell. I mean a real in-depth look. Don't just scratch the surface. Dig some. What do we find? Most of them are shaped like what? Like a southwestern mission. 1.3% of the world's population has a job shooting gooey green guacamole-substance (tm) out of a grouting gun at a Taco Bell near you! b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ (CON'T FROM LAST ISSUE) Even nations may in this manner be taught their most enduring lessons, and precisely at those times when they are preening themselves on those great qualities before which goes the fall. Some day, when man has risen from the status of Homo sap to that of Homo sapiens, the worst kinds of individual conflicts and wars between nations will be fought not with the destructive power of armaments but with the constructive power of words, by the force of argument rather than by the argument of force. To a certain extent this has already been recognized by many societies. In every society those men are most admired who turn the tables upon their adversaries by the art and virtuosity of their words rather than by the resort to violence. Don't You Push Me Down by Woodie Guthrie c 1954. Folkways music publishers. ny ny Don't you push me, push me, push me Don't you push me down (repeat) C - - F / G7 - - C :// You can play with me, you can hold my hand We can skip together down to the pretzel man You can wear my mommy's shoe, wear my daddy's hat You can even laugh at me, but don't you push me down - No! C F C F / G7 - - C :// You can play with me, we can build a house You can take my ball & bounce it up & down You can take my skates & ride them all around You can even get mad at me, but don't... You can play with me, we can play all day And you can use my dishes if you'll put them away You can feed me apples & oranges & plums And you can even wash my face, but don't you... 2 B Continued Next issue. Know you? I hardly even tissue. b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ And in the SCAM WITHIN A SCAM Department: An email has been circulating from a "Richard Douche" who claims to be "president of Cyber Promotions for Columbia House." The email offers 10 free CD's if you email back to a "cyberpromotions" address, and more if you send it to your friends. The email is a hoax. NEITHER RICHARD DOUCHE NOR CYBERPROMOTIONS HAS ANY CONNECTION WITH COLUMBIA HOUSE, AND THE OFFER HE IS MAKING IS A SCAM. If you accept the offer it will not bring you any free CD's from Columbia House. You will be forwarding your email address and your friends' to a known spammer who may use them for purposes you would not expect or approve. Please pass this message along to any friends who may have received the Richard Douche hoax email. Bob Donovan Columbia House /\ \/ "Not only does Jello Biafra know where East Timor is, he could have improvised a searing lecture on the nation's history and explained how US corporations have stoked the bloodshed that the media had ignored for years." --Feb '00 SPIN article about the DK v. Dockers lawsuit. In a nutshell? Pants people are big punk fans; but punk people are not big pants fans. _____ We End This Zine With a Poem by Larry J titled: THE JAZZ HURTS There’s a moment Between the notes Between the keys Where you have to Hold your breath And this ragged sharpness Digs into diaphragm And heart The jazz hurts ABOUT THE TYPE. This 'zine was set in Konetiuk, a typeface designed by the Yiddish poet Kudzu, and cut by the Gannett Corp between 1928 and 1930. Konetiuk is a contemporary face of original design, without any prior buyout agreements. Except AmericaOnTime, 1926. The shapes of exclamation points are derived from the famous Marilyn Monroe pointy evening gown. The larger display sizes are extremely elegant and serve a perfect and supple form lending easily to [font size], [blink] and [img src]. AS PER USUAL AD HOC, AD NAUSEUM, AND HEAVILY ADVERTISED, please send all love letters, hate mail and boosts in my credit rating to: ati@etext.org for back issues goto http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html for those wishing to subscribe goto alt.2600.414 or alt.society.anarchy for i=1 to 30 99 end