Chirp Chirp The sun is out. 1 The moon is full 6 And I hear birds that 4 Aren't usually expected Until February or March... Is that 3 or 4 weeks early??? O N S A C R E D G R O U N D IT'S: , _ || ' < \, =||= \\ /-|| || || (( || || || \/\\ \\, \\ Anarkikal Tunes, Indonesionary. 9901310000 OPEN LETTER TO ALANIS MORRISSETTE Keep our ex-bedroom Out of your literature. Marcus <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> FROM THE PUB... There's something I R E A L L Y like about Chumbawamba. I don't know what it is yet... http://www.webpost.net/tu/turtlesbook/busking.html Hola, How's your week? Mine's fine. Pretty fly for a work week. I guess if I had to pick a theme for this issue. It's been muzik. So enjoy it or else. 30January: wow. Comin' up on 'a last day a the 1st month a the las' year a the nex millenium. Don' 4-get: we're the 1st, 3rd or 4th world also, dependin' who's countin' OPEN LETTER TO JERRY FALWELL Dear Farwell, You gotta serve somebody. Christalmighty, Jerry. Make up your F-ing mind. You've been "both" for too long Jerry, you bastard son of a pig-vomit jew bashing false prophet nazi screw-head. Stop inviting me to tribulation! You'll have to go it alone. Fat, dumb and alone. We have met Mathew Shepherd's killer perhaps. I guess most of us were just looking in the wrong pulpit. Pissed at you, marco ----(---)---- It's been 100 weeks since Prime came "above ground." Time for reflection? Nah. "It's on me today," she says. There's places in town that won't let you pay for your coffee. The wages of death in Chiapas must have come down low this year; for java to be so do-able. Was there a harvest afterall? Can you say weird weather?? And Nicolai Tesla drinks a Jolt Cola (mt) as lightning strikes his coffin for the 596th time this year! TV SCOOP - NBC will air "The 60's" Feb 12. MOVIE SCOOPS - Same day (feb 12) Sarah Michelle Geller is a magical chef. Her mystical "recipes" snare a power yuppie guy played by Sean Patrick Flanery. He suspects her of being a witch. or at least a democrat. Oh yeah. FOX. Oh yeah. Movie's called "SIMPLY IRRESISTABLE" April 9 - ibid. (fox) Drew Barrymore, one of 3 producers, brings us "NEVER BEEN KISSED." Drew's a copyeditor at the Chicago SunTimes who yearns to become a reporter. She gets an ass ignment but it turns out to be the "one from hell." She must go undercover at a local high school to report on today's teenagers. 25 years old, she falls in love with a school-teen. [they don't tell us boy or girl. your call.-ed] uh oh. Prime Audi... <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Numbas, Rhumbas and Tumbas: http://www.capecodonline.com/cctimes/edits/seang.htm http://www.angelfire.com/on/GEAR2000 http://www.thehumanbean.com http://planet-peace.org/trudell http://members.tripod.com/~goforth/socialjustice.html http://www.igc.org/epic http://www.cco.org http://members.aol.com/noreroute/Highway_55_occupation.html http://www.columbia.edu/~carson/JohnDoe http://marco.franklins.net http://www.secola.com http://micasa.yupi.com/Elenarubio http://www.imunotex.com/tobacco http://www.soundofamerica.com http://www.recordresearch.com http://www.webactive.com/webactive/pacifica/demnow/dn981012.html http://www.csalunch.org http://www.berkshire.net/~ifas/activist/index http://theory.lcs/mit.edu/~mernst/media/#time-sensitive http://www.votelink.com http://www.billmiller.net http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~sheridan.media.html http://www.cais.com/makulow/vlj.html "In my opinion, the majority of college students have really bad taste in music." -- Sheri Soquet 'Zineright. Madison, WI. OUR READERS SEND US LETTUCE: Hello I found some of your work on the web and wanted to invite you to visit our literary journal - A Writer's Choice. Please feel free to submit. http://members.spree.com/writer/ Thank you and Good luck, Leslie B Editor > as one clown to another > I gotta say > That's the best dang thang > I've read all day! JRP Cape Town, January 17th, 1999 Dear Editor, Do you want 50% of my offshore profits? Let me introduce myself. My name is John Robertson and I'm the owner of... [dear john. no.] HI. I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS INTRUSION , BUT YOU MAY THANK ME FOR THIS . COULD YOU USE AN EXTRA $25,000 NEXT MONTH? [not if it's in all caps. SPAM quieter please.] Marc, Thanks for your help. I will check it out and see what I can find. I was able to locate an e-mail address for the person in charge of this... Not ____, but __________. Your info will be helpful for keeping up on what others are doing. This year could be very interesting all around. Peace to you Willow (416) ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) (235 weekdays 'til the year 2000) ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) to: ati@etext.org Hi, I just got around to reading my guestbook, and you posted something in there about Pepe's Pizza or something. If I've thoroughly confused you, I'm the editor/jackass of PISS (stupid fucking name, stupid fucking text files, that's my motto), and I followed your link to ATI, which I thoroughly enjoy. defen http://thor.prohosting.com/~defen Do unto others before they do unto you. ---------------------------- if i dared to pie amy from the indigo girls...rachel (my daughter) would have had my head on a platter.... ARON KAY ...http://www.pieman.org ...http://www.calyx.net/~pieman IGNORANCE IS THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES to: ati@etext.org lol well, 2cool.usuck.com is the same page, usuck.com is a link forwarding (not sure if thats the right word) company. 2cool.usuck.com is easier to remember than members.xoom.com/rapidwien anyway thanx for the comments :) I just updated my page a little, so cu again soon :) Michi Marco: I missed the beginning, but I take it you're cataloguing the commercial exploitation of anti-establishment rock? In that case, I nearly barfed when I heard Jimi Hendrix fabulous electric star spangled banner wafting from the living room and bolted in -- only to discover they were selling US Treasury notes. Talk about a headwrench! Waugh! They're stealing the 60s from me! Beau ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) Please Be Careful, The Beverage You are about to Enjoy Is Hot! ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) MEXICO CITY. ['fone interview conducted 3jan99 in cyberspangish by marco] Q. Where did you learn to put chili pepper powder inside a prisoner's hood so their eyes would sting while you beat and interrogate? A. I was at the SOA in Columbus, GA In 1997. Q. Was this ever done to you to show you how it's done? A. Y Q. In class or on the street? A. Y Q. In the School? A. Y Q. Who taught you that? A. Cannot say. MUSICAL MASTURB a POME by MARCO The hair, the cigarette and the stratocaster. How many ways can he play the Em scale in those two positions? -D.D.- ALWAYS REMEMBER: A PAIR OF D'S ALWAYS BEATS A ROYAL FLUSH. What Song Is This (c) 1599 Mark Y2K Bachenheimer Ded. Harry Fox, Corp Em D D#dim What song is this that goes untabbed Em F#7 B yet plays on the radio constantly. Em D D#dim I've heard it on seven stations so far Em Am Em Am Em and wish to master it perfectly. G D D#dim This, this, is olga.net Em Am F#7 B7 where you can find mostly anything G D D#dim This, this is where you should look Em B7 Em-Am-Am-Em (*) Or else ask here in alt.guitar.tab ----<>---- *I like to put a bright E, or sometimes G & C here. ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ...by the year 2000 you'll be another year older... ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) And in other parody newz... To the Tune of Twilight Time by 4 middle aged lightly complected men. G B+ Unleavened bread is just as tasty B7 At ten of nine. Em Don't let 'em kiss your lips too hasty G7 Before it's time. C Cm When purple raisin nutbread G E9 Tastes just like the clay A9 I hear you A7 Am7 D7 We need a drink of wine. G B+ Deep dish pizza with garlic splendor B7 Is so much fun Em Finger food has that sweet surrender G7 Look what you've done C Cm I count the boring meals G E9 Til you cook with me A9 Together D7 G At last at ten of nine. B B7 Here in the oven baking clay Em Cdim Em Cdim Em We keep our art so seperate from our food. A7 Here! In a hurry; microwave D7 I give you latitude C G Bbm D7 'Cause I'm your dude. G Deep in the dark your food will thrill me B+ B7 Like old port cheese Em Lighting the spark of love that fills me G7 Tobasco please. C Cm Each day I pray for evening G E9 Just to cook with you. A9 Please tell me D7 G It isn't just the wine. -=-=-=- and do you prefer Coke or TAB? e------------------------- b------------------------- g------------------------- :// (repeat once) d-4-----2-2(5 more times) a-2-4-4-0-0(5 more times) e---2-4------------------- -------------------------- -------------------------- -------------------------- :// :// :// --6-----4-4-3-4--4-4-3-4-- (repeat whole thing --4-6-6-2-2-1-2--2-2-1-2-- ad nauseum) ----4-4------------------- First one to guess it gets a crunchy eskimo pie. I'll send it via matter modem. At 28.8 allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. Some settling may occur. Void where prohibited by claw, Operators are standing by, To take you to the mall... -=-=-=- FOR RELEASE "INMEDIATELY" A Dineh delegation just traveled to Los Angeles for a House of Blues MLK, Jr. Benefit Concert on Sunday, January 17th to honor the Dineh. The delegation consisted of Roberta Blackgoat, Pauline Whitesinger, Glenna Begay, Caroline Tohannie, Rena Babbitt Lane, John Lane, John Benally, Leonard Benally, Tom Bedonie, Carlos Begay, Lenora Hathalie, and others. John Trudell, Jackson Browne, Indigenous, Medusa, Mauro Olivera, Floyd Westerman and others performed. It was at the House of Blues in Los Angeles in the presence of over 1,000 people that Roberta Blackgoat received a Martin Luther King Jr. Human Rights award 'I Have a Dream' on behalf of Sovereign Dineh Nation. Liberato Bautista, Assistant General Secretary of the General Board of Church and Society of the United Methodist Church was in LA at the time and spoke, announcing that he will be joining the Dineh delegation in Geneva. In LA, we did two radio programs and a demonstration at Southern California Edison. The electricity used to light up LA comes from the Mohave Generating Station-currently under suit by the Grand Canyon Trust and Sierra Club- supplied with coal from Peabody Coal Company's Black Mesa mine. http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/kokopeli.html GUITAR ANARCHY TIP #4 GrrlaGitGrrl sent this in. Pick a restaurant. Show up. Play 1 hour. Smile a lot. Act like you already have permission. Pack up, walk in kitchen, ask for the sandwich you're supposed to get. Leave with smile on face, full tummy and satisfied Karma in soul. Glow 'til next time. GGG (011 34 3) [nice. easier said than done here, but I'm gonna try -ed] -(0)- NEWZ FROM THE NORTHCOAST. UNDER JESSE NO-BRAINER VENTURA'S NOSE: Or At Least On His Watch Now. Marc, You can use what I said about the drum. But it's relevant to get it all in there, the sweat lodge was taken down. The sacred fire was put out with a fire extinguisher. Tipis were torn apart because they don't know how to takedown a lodge. Lodge poles snapped, I think some were burned. This non- violent encampment was set up to prevent the breaking of several federal laws. To prevent a park from being cut in half, all to save motorists 3 minutes to the Mall Of Amerika. This road is way illegal, but it was tied to light-rail, so it must be good, right? We're all for light rail but wouldn't it make more sense just to put the light rail in and see what happens, see if people get out of their cars? Well, I could go on for hours, it has been what my life is about for the past 5 months. Here's the url, just in case: [see #'s run] Start raising hell in Green Bay, Marc we need all the help we can get. Some of the people at camp are going down to Big Mountain in the next couple of days and months to help out there too. Personally I want to go out to Yellowstone to protect Buffalo, but I must stay to see this through. The American Indian Movement and Earth First! are still standing strong as brothers and sisters, it's a beautiful thing to see. In Struggle, Robert (redbeard) ----------------------- primeanarchistworldnewz ----------------------- MOOSE POOP SOUP: Big Wet Hit Or Flop? - Duluth. Yeah. You heard right. Moose Poop Soup. Culinary artist, sculptor and cafe owner Mai Young Blz says she's starting what's sure to be the biggest fad since The Beatles and the Hansens invented Ed Sullivan. "Sure, there's stone soup," said Blz "I've had it, it's great. And birdsnest, and there's moose poop jewelry sells so well around Montana and Colorado." She claims people have cooked with gems and even brass rings for thousands of years and no one's gotten sick. Why there's even a bartender in Gnome, AK who uses old frostbitten fingers to replace the olives in martinis. Our chef says popular, but "yuk." "I'd eat petrified moosepoop in a heart beat," she said, "before drinking something near a frostbitten finger." "The poop's been clean for years. You never know WHERE that finger's been!" "ha!! I Kill me!!" --Alf And now our usual poetical hermetically sealed, onionpeeled, crying, lying, spit in the 'toon car-drivin' go speed racer go get 'em let 'em bet 'em wet noodle, strudel and attitudinal dry dream of an ending. Because here at ATI, we always go out with a POEM. RC FREEDOM... To Choose the best-tasting Cola. That's what Royal Clown has stood for ever Since it was first created in Columbus, Georgia back in 1905. The freedom to decide Who you are and what you think. There's nothing more American than that. So, be free. Think RC. 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