JyupWHAT RHYMES WITH SHIT??? ITT. Sothenes Behn, Eat Your Heart Out. Here's the dope on Rand V Araskog's schITT. schItt's biggest American branch is at 320 Park Ave, New York. Call 212-752-6000 and ask for Mr. Araskog. Ask him to explain how he employs 120,000 people on just $400,000 income for the fiscal year. (TO BE CONTINUED...) **** ******** ******** ****** ******** ******** ** ** ** ** ******** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ******** ** ** ** ******** c i n t m c i e . v s i , s t vol. 2 issue 18 10-30-88 ************** ** disclaimer ** ************** This issue was made at 6:43 am on little or no sleep. So, here it is. another pfine pap production. Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a journalistic, causistic, cyberpolitical organization, trying to help y'all, and us change the world radically, in less than two minutes increments. For more information, call one of our host boards or write ATI c/o Kelly Bro Box 94 Groton, Ct. 06340 ***Call these awe-fish-y'all ATI Host BBS's. 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PUBLIC PAY PHONES WHEN A BUSINESS PUTS A PUBLIC PAY TELEPHONE ON THEIR PROPERTY AND PUTS UP A SIGN SAYING PUBLIC PHONE.DO THEY HAVE TO LET THE PUBLIC USE THAT PHONE? WE AT ATI SAY YES..AND THE PHONE CO. SAYS YES ALSO.BUT SOME ESTABLISHMENTS SAY NO...PUBLIC PHONES ARE FOR GUESTS AND CUSTOMERS ONLY NO MATTER WHAT THAT SIGH SAYS. WE WERE AT A LOCAL HOTEL(I WON'T NAME THEM BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW WE ARE WHEN IT COMES TO PLACES LIKE THE BEST WESTERN OLYMPIC INN)USEING THE PAY PHONE TO CALL A LONG DISTANCE NO.WHEN I PUT MY COINS(2.75)IN AND GOT AN ANSWER ON THE PHONE A SECURITY GUARD CAME OVER AND HUNG UP THE PHONE AND TOLD ME TO LEAVE THE PAY PHONES WERE FOR GUESTS OF THE HOTEL ONLY.I SAID "THESE ARE PUBLIC PAY PHONES AND I AM THE PUBLIC...SO I WANT TO USE THE PUBLIC PHONE...THANK YOU" HE REACHED OUT AND GRABED THE RECEAVER FROM MY HAND AND SAID"YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS..THESE ARE PUBLIC PAY PHONES ONLY IF I SAY THEY ARE AND I SAY THEIR NOT SO LEAVE" SO I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING"I WILL BE TALKING TO YOUR BOSS TOMORROW(WHO I HAPPEN TO KNOW REALY WELL)AND WILL TELL HIM ABOUT THIS AND I WILL BE CALLING THE PHONE CO. AND TELLING THEM ALSO AND WITH ANY LUCK THEY WILL REMOVE THE PUBLIC PAY PHONES THAT THE PUBLIC IS PROHIBITED BY THIS ESTABLISHMENT FROM USEING....OH BY THE WAY I WANT MY 2.75 BACK NOW OR I WILL REMOVE ONE OF THOSE PHONES NOW MYSELF. SO I AM CALING THE TELE CO. AND TELLING WHAT HAPPENED I HOPE THEY REMOVE THE PHONES...WHO WANTS TO STAY IN A HOTEL THAT CHARGES 100 A NIGHT AND .85 FOR EVERY LOCAL CALL MADE FROM THE ROOM. I TRAVEL ALOT AND STAY IN ALOT OF HOTELS AND I WOULD NOT STAY IN ONE WITHOUT A PAY PHONE. FAH-Q THE WORLD HAS GONE TELECOM I CRUZE THE BOARDS AND SEE MORE AND MORE NEW FACES THESE DAYS LOTS OF NEW TFILES I LOVE TFILES WHEN I TRAVEL I LIKE TO CALL BOARDS IN THE CITY I'M IN...SO IF YOU HAVE SOME BOARDS SEND THE NAMES AND NO.TO ME SO I CAN CALL THEM IF I MAKE IT TO THAT CITY.ALSO IF ANYTHING INTERISTING HAPPENS IN YOUR CITY SEND ME THE NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS I LOVE NEWS. I JUST TOOK MY BOARD DOWN FOR A WHILE BUT WHEN I GO BACK UP IT WILL BE 65 MEGS OF TFILES ABOUT ANYTHING ANYONE WANTS TO WRITE ABOUT.WELL I HAVE TO GO AND RITE A TFILE ON NEW INCINDERARY DEVICES FAH-Q ATI C/O KELLEY BRO BOX 94 GROTON,CT 06340 ($)($)($)($)($)($)($) ($)NOTAS MUSICAS!!! ($) ($)($)($)($)($)($)($) A review-- (Short Sharp Shocked by Michelle Shocked) -- If Tracy Chapman is gonna be the next Dylan; then Michelle Shocked is surely the next John Lennon. But that's as far as it goes. Michelle Shocked is totally innovative. She takes Ricky Lee Jones type sounds and puts modern folk lyrics to the tunes. It's got a strong bluesy beat, actually rocks out, if you listen. Good, good work. A must recommend for any serious musicphenomenon fanatic. ATI, changing the way people read for over 2 years. ATI, a freedom of freedom paper. ATI, a way of life ATI, more than just a newspaper, it's the rag read round the world. TO THE EDITORS: Why is Manuel Noriega trading drugs to Bush for guns? JS (512) The official P A P Compuserve / / / top-10 CB Handles. Best handle of the day (1) was Jello Slut King. (a possible alltime) Second best handle so far (2) was aDmiRe A GOod Nurse. Third went to Love fishnets. 4th was Juvenis Puella(bi); and 5th was Nine Fingers. Shaved Teen turned out to be a guy, but it still was innovative enough to take 6th. 7th place went to Modem Goddess..!! Pantyhose Fetish placed 8th, and Trapped Whale slipped down from second last week to 9th this week. Tenth place went to a girl who went to bed and came back as Nola With Pillow. She brought the jama party to CIS, so we didnt have to go there. Too bad. Also rans were Free Electron, and Gingersnap. Both rumored to be (bi). - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - :I was talkin to AH the other day,: :and he was discussing that very : :phenomenon. : : "We're repeating the 60's with : :our clothes, our music, our : : poetry, : :our rallies. How come we can't : :start repeating the political : :thought too? That's why I'm : :bringing back Steal This Book, : :and Dancin In the Ice Age : :If all goes well, I'll bring back: :Woodstock Nation too. : - - - - - : : : For Sale: : : Steal this Book : Steal this Urine Test : Square Dancin in the Ice Age. Write: Contemporary Classics PO Box 15 Worcester, MA 01613 NOTES FROM DUST-F-SKI by Dust-f-ski (naturally) Just finished shreddin my garbage. Thanks to Wanda Gamble, I have to worry about these trivial things. Keeps me out of jail. No visits to the house yet, but my mail's being tampered with. I feel raped. Can they do that? -God Bless : : - - - - - : : . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .- - - - - - - - - - - . . . . . . . : HOW TO GET IT DONE :. . . . . . . : by The 8th Defendant:. . . . . . . .- - - - - - - - - - - . . . . . . . : an explosive :. . . . . . . : t-phile :. . . . . . . .- - - - - - - - - - - . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Other people have written about explosives and other nasty things like that...well here is some more... You take some stirofoam and add gas you will have to work on the amounts till you get what you want but the correct substance should be a runny jelly.you but this jelly in a bottle and light it like a cocktail and throw it and the jelly will stick to what it hits. Put an m-80 in a jar filled with bb's add i lid and you have a gernade bleach in a rubber then put into a gas tank.runn like hell when you do this it don't take long to explode. Use bathtub sealer(BF.GOODRICH PL200 construction adheasive is great)and seal around the vent ports on someones car battery so nothing leaks out.turn the battery upside down leaving the leads connected.the gasses will buildup with nowhere to go the gasses will explode. Charcoal,sugar,magnesium,saltpeter make an easy explosive if under pressure. The old easy ohio blue tips crammed into a pipe work good. A good detinator is a solar igniter used for model rockets. If you can't get one of these break the glass off of a flash lite bulb (1157A auto bulbs work best)be careful not to break the filiment. add 9 or 12v dc depending on the bulb.a good way of doing this is to connect some wire to a car battery then to one side of a momentary switch(always off)and then run some wire(50-100ft)to your bulb or other igniter needing voltage press the button and boom. Well if you already know these things sorry Be careful :by the 8th defendant: MOORABOUT schITT Assets for schITT? 3.9 Billion. Total assetts for the whirld corp is 14B. Liabilities are 3B. D.C. Thomas became chief operating officer in April 88. This year schITT bought back 5 million shares of their stock. I'm not positive on this, but I think that's about 5% of the corp. schITT's main accountant is Artie Anderson. In '86. schITT transferred almost all of its telecom manufacturing operations to a joint venture with Campagnie Genearal c'Electricite of France. (A french connection? yup. you betcha. And even B-4 the great schITT nazi-ism days) Other people to watch at schITT besides Araskog, and Thomas are: Anderson, Aibel, Simmons, Carpenter, Woodward, Weadock, Alleman, Avin, Anderson, Archibald, Burnett, David, Eagleburger, Keejee, Meyer, Payton, Powell, Schoellhorn, White. schITT started in 1920 incorporating as International Telephone and Telegraph corporation. Corporate name changed to schITT 123183. (cont) Well, that's it for this issue of ATI, the newspaper that makes everyone xmodem. Watch for the next special. Our special Berated Belated B-rated HalloweenColombus Day issue; and after that might be a special "World-Series- Baseball-Bores-Me-To-Death" issue.