Which condom would you use...

        Nike Condoms: Just do it.
        Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
        Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
        Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
        Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
        Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing.
        Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a
                        woman.
        Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
        Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
        Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
        Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish
                      everybody did?
        New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.
        California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
        Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
        KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
        Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
        Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
        Cambell's Soup Condom: Mm, mm good.
        The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it
                               doesn't belong in your face...
        General Electric condom:  We bring good things to life!
        AT&T condom: "Reach out and touch someone."
        Bounty condom:  The quicker picker upper.
        Microsoft condom: where do you want to go today ?
        Energizer condom: It keeps going and going and going....
        M&M condom: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!"
        Chevron condom:  use them?  people do.
        Taco Bell condom: get some; make a run for the border
        MCI condom: for friends and family
        Double Mint condom:  Double your pleasure, double your fun!
        The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter
        Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are
        United Airlines travel pack: Fly United
        The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
        The Dodge Condom: Ram Tough

SAFE SEX
1.  COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2.  BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER
3.  DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY
4.  WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT
5.  DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER
6.  YOU CANT GO WRONG IF U SHIELD YR DONG
7.  IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8.  IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY COVER YR MONKEY
9.  IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10.  IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER
11.  SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK
12.  IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT
13.  WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS
14.  WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE
15.  ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER
16.  NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17.  DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YR TOOL
18.  THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION
19.  WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20.  A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21.  NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!