Bill Clinton's Medical Dictionary Artery - The study of a painting Bacteria - The back door of a cafeteria Barium - What doctors do when patients die Bowel - A letter like A,E,I,O, or U Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome Cat Scan - Searching for kitty Cauterize - Made eye contact with her Colic - A sheep dog D & C - Where Washington is Dilate - To live long Enema - Not a friend Fester - Quicker Genital - Not a Jew GI Series - Soldier ball game Hang nail - Coat hook Impotent - Distinguished; well known Labor pain - getting hurt at work Medical staff - A doctor's cane Morbid - A higher offer Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates Node - Was aware Outpatient - A person who fainted Pap smear - A fatherhood test Pelvis - A cousin to Elvis Postoperative - Conceited Recovery room - A place to do upholstery Rectum - Dang near killed'em Seizure - Roman emperor Tablet - A small table Terminal illness - Getting sick at the airport Tumor - More than one Urine - Opposite of "You're out" Varicose - Nearby Vein - Conceited