Herein are the Humor files least likely to be 'gotten' in terms of humor. The subjects are obscure computer languages, puns based on coding techniques, and references to marketing and software engineering long since buried under the sands of time. These are also most likely some of the oldest textfiles on this site, with many dating to the 70's and early 80's, and maybe the occasional 60's document retyped and uploaded as networks became more prominent.
If you don't laugh, it's not you. if you do laugh, it is. Geek.
| Filename |
Size |
Description of the Textfile |
| BOFH | The Bastard Operator From Hell Series | |
| 1-liners.txt | 79530 | Collection of Computer-Based and other One-Liners |
| 1984.c | 20608 | Obfuscated C Code Winners for 1983 and 1984 |
| 1st.bug | 1357 | The Origin of the "Computer Bug", back in 1945 |
| 2genesis.txt | 4853 | Genesis Verison 2.0 |
| 300bps.txt | 4793 | 101 Things to Do with a 300 Baud Modem |
| 386code.txt | 1849 | Undocumented 8088/8086/80286/80386 Instruction Set |
| 60_minut.arp | 10510 | Weird 60 Minutes Parody |
| HackTest.512 | 19848 | The Hacker Test, Version 1.0, 06/16/1989 |
| _vax.bugs | 694 | VAXOLOGY: A Poem about Vaxes |
| accgag.txt | 1604 | How to See the Secret Gag File and Credits for MS Access from Winpoint BBS |
| acronyms.hum | 1667 | Some improved computer acronyms |
| acronyms.txt | 1578 | Acronyms of Computers Explained |
| actual_c.res | 4207 | Some REALLY WEIRD Compiler Responses |
| actung.hum | 414 | Fake German Warning about das blinkenlights |
| addict.dat | 12940 | Quiz to Tell if you're a Modem Addict |
| ahole-03.txt | 6234 | What Assholes Do, by The Master of Reality and Zandar Zen of Neon Knights |
| ai.koans | 2351 | Koans about Artifical Intelligence |
| al.koa | 3517 | Artifical Intelligence Koans |
| alice.jok | 12793 | Alice in DIGITALland (Parody) |
| alice.txt | 6006 | Alice in UNIX Land |
| alices_n.ser | 18810 | Alice's NNTP Server (To the Tune of "Alice's Restaurant") |
| alices_p.dp1 | 13799 | Alice's PDP-10 (To the tune of "Alice's Restaurant") |
| alices_r.str | 14308 | MIT's AI Lab (To the Tune of "Alice's Restaurant") |
| aliceunix.txt | 5312 | Alice in UNIX Land |
| alicunix.fic | 6456 | Alice in UNIX-Land (Parody) |
| alternat.osi | 8821 | Alternatives to OSI by Jock C. St. Martin |
| amigause.txt | 6784 | 101 Things to Do with a Dead Amiga |
| anthem.hac | 735 | The Hacker's Anthem by Cheshire Catalyst (Tap #87) |
| anthropo.stu | 5698 | The Pedagological Tribal System of Primitive Cultures of the Scientific Research Community by Sara Duncan |
| antimodm.txt | 2751 | The Anti-Modem Weapon, by the Enemy Within |
| aol.txt | 3276 | Diary of an AOL User (Humor) |
| ap.calcul | 1586 | Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Calculus, But Were Afraid to Pass |
| apg.hum | 5582 | The Story of the Apple Pirate's Guild |
| appconspir.txt | 1875 | A Conspiracy Theory about Poor Apple Products Around Windows 95 (December 18, 1995) |
| applefridge.txt | 1046 | The Apple Trumps the Fridge |
| applemaf.hum | 21388 | The Apple Mafia Story |
| appleuk.txt | 24489 | Special Edition Apple Internal Product News (AIPN) (1995) |
| aprfool.net | 4369 | Why the USENET April Fool's Contest was Called Off |
| aptel89.txt | 6913 | Applied Telecommunications goes to Computing '89 |
| aptel90.txt | 6919 | Applied Telecommunications goes to Computing '90 |
| are_you_.ner | 4325 | Are you an Internet Nerd? |
| art-erot.asc | 46930 | AE: Artificial Eroticism |
| art.stu | 5625 | Artificial Stupidity: A New Breakthrough, by Michael Ferris |
| artifici.hum | 5827 | Artificial Stupidity |
| ask.not | 2446 | Sanity in Automating Keyword Abstracting, or how NOT to Title your Papers |
| asshole3.txt | 7277 | What Assholes Do 3: AE Assholes, by The Neon Knights |
| assholes | 3584 | What Assholes Do II by The Metallian of Metal Communications |
| assholes.ii | 9856 | What Assholes Do II by The Blade and The Metallian of The Neon Knights |
| assholes.iii | 6400 | What Assholes Do III by Master of Reality and Zandar Zan of Neon Knights |
| assholes.txt | 4765 | What Makes People Assholes |
| asshols2.txt | 11475 | What Assholes Do 2: By The Blade and The Metallian of Neon Knights |
| auto.weapns | 3262 | When you get two CMU CS Students together, the topics drift to Automatic Weapons |
| b00t.it | 1664 | Parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat It": B00T It, by Anonymous |
| babbage.hum | 7590 | BABBAGE - The Programming Language of the Future |
| babbage.txt | 7589 | BABBAGE: The Computer Language of the Future! |
| babe.txt | 862 | Tal performs a perfect e-mail body slam |
| badcomps.hum | 2473 | Creative Computing Slams all the Computers |
| badcomps.txt | 2472 | "The World's Worst Computers", From CREATIVE COMPUTING, Sept 85 |
| balls.txt | 2845 | Mouse Balls are Available as a Field Replacement Unit |
| bardbyte.hum | 9235 | Shakespeare never had a computer! |
| basiczen.txt | 21536 | BASICA ZEN, or "Real Men Program in C", by John Richard De Palma |
| bbs30.asc | 3310 | The 30 Commandments of BBSing |
| bbshackers.txt | 13917 | The History of the BBS User: A Musical Drama in Five Parts |
| bbslist.hum | 1270 | Some typical BBS names, circa 1985 |
| beer_os.txt | 4572 | The Beers of the Software World (Operating Systems Portrayed as Beers) |
| bell.died | 4618 | The Day Bell System Died, a Parody by Lauren Weinstein |
| belle.seized | 2535 | The US Impounds a Chess Computer, 1982 |
| bible.c | 3872 | The C Programming Language, redone as a Biblical Passage |
| blinken.txt | 850 | Definition of DAS BLINKENLIGHTS |
| bluedoor.hum | 4990 | Angry anti-IBM sentiment conversation |
| bofb.1 | 7538 | The Bastard Operator From Britain |
| bofh.1 | 3854 | Bastard Operator From Hell #1 |
| bofh.10 | 4304 | Bastard Operator From Hell #10 |
| bofh.11 | 3211 | Bastard Operator From hell Lives! #11 |
| bofh.12 | 4519 | Bastard Operator From Hell #12 |
| bofh.13 | 4013 | Bastard Operator From Hell #13 |
| bofh.2 | 2338 | Bastard Operator From Hell #2 |
| bofh.3 | 3401 | Bastard Operator From Hell #3 |
| bofh.4 | 3553 | Bastard Operator from Hell #4 |
| bofh.5 | 3775 | Bastard Operator From Hell #5 |
| bofh.6 | 2625 | Bastard Operator From Hell #6 |
| bofh.las | 5778 | The Last Bastard Operator From Hell! |
| bootit.hum | 2899 | Sexual meanings of computer messages, and "Beat It" Parody |
| borghack.jok | 1017 | Star Trek: The Next Generation.. Data Becomes a Hacker |
| borgstew.jok | 4648 | Recipe for an Enterprise Stew |
| br_ode.txt | 812 | An Ode to the BR, by the Great Rabbi Bajzheet |
| bsmfh01.txt | 2851 | The Bastard System Manager from Hell #1 |
| bsmfh02.txt | 2003 | The Bastard System Manager from Hell #2 |
| bsubs.hum | 3468 | "Simulation" of calling BuSUBS. |
| bugfix.txt | 2494 | A Few of the Lesser Known Programming Quotes |
| bugs.jok | 7996 | Bugs: How to Remove them from All Programs |
| bungl.set | 2995 | Overextended Mnemonics |
| buzzword.txt | 1422 | Some False Data Processing Definitions |
| c.jok | 1002 | An Ode to C |
| c64.txt | 6015 | The Commodore 64 User: A Text File, by Frank LaRosa of the Searchlight BBS |
| c64hater.hum | 10402 | The Complete Commie Hater's Handbook, by The Cracksman |
| c64story.txt | 10410 | Anti-C64 User Story, with Self-Serving Disclaimer from BBS Sysop as bonus! |
| c64user.txt | 9737 | Anatomy of a C64 user - a SysOp's guide to Commodore users, by Electrik Kool Aid, April 1990 |
| c_minus.min | 1906 | The Great new C-- Package! Void Oriented Programming |
| caa-pt1.hum | 189755 | The First Part of Steve Roberts' Incredible Computer Commute |
| cacm.byte | 5253 | BYTE TO Merge with Communications of the ACM |
| calloftheday.txt | 1877 | The Apple Support Call of the Day |
| catcha.lion | 3463 | A contribution to the mathematical theory of big game hunting |
| cdvsvan.pro | 1586 | Which Wins: The Information Superhighway or a Minivan? |
| cform1.txt | 1024 | Generic USENET Posting Reply Form |
| cform3.txt | 462 | Standard Bonehead Reply Form (Short) |
| chain.again | 18511 | Extremely Old Chain Letter, Included for Historical Headers |
| chaper.one | 3854 | The MIT Robot Chaperone (Version 1.00B) |
| chatrbbs.hum | 16946 | Chat Between The Slipped Disk and a Pissed RBBS Sysop |
| chern.vax | 16507 | The USSR on Usenet |
| cis.hum | 2603 | The Joys of Compusex! |
| client_s.sex | 482 | How Client Server Computing is like Teenage Sex |
| cmu.test | 53160 | The Unisexual, Omnisexual Purity Test, Version 3.5a 1985 |
| cobol.txt | 1791 | Literary Criticism meets COBOL |
| codegeek.txt | 20841 | Robert Hayden's Code of the Geeks v1.0.1 |
| coffee.mkr | 2909 | Man Page for a Coffee Maker |
| cold.bymail | 3707 | Netmail Spreads Common Cold, 30 November 1983 |
| command.txt | 3535 | The 30 Commandments of BBSing |
| commands.hum | 8231 | Some additional assembly language commands |
| commsens.hum | 6862 | Some common sense to use when logging onto BBSs. |
| comp.jok | 8832 | Microcomputer Mania.. A New Mental Disorder? |
| compaq_a.txt | 4425 | Compaq Wishes To Apologize For This Advertisemen |
| comparo.txt | 5437 | Parody of "My Favorite Things" by J. Benson & J. Doll |
| compatbl.hum | 3898 | A problem in the making for the HAL 9000 |
| compdic.txt | 17027 | Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary (1987) |
| compdict.txt | 16221 | Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary, by Bruce Tonkin, Computerpeople Monthly, Dec. 1987 |
| compgran.hum | 2520 | Don't Take Computers for Granted! |
| complang.txt | 2990 | Selecting a Programming Language Made Easy by Daniel Solomon & David Rosenblueth |
| complexi.hum | 3939 | The Incomplete and Abridged Computer Term Lexicon |
| complove.jok | 10294 | Hacker Wants to Marry His Computer, from The Sun, (January 17, 1989) |
| compsci.jok | 4942 | Parody of UNC Computer Course Listings, 1990 |
| compstor.txt | 3283 | Computer Stories from a Field Service Engineer |
| compusex.jok | 3701 | The Adventures of Mini and Micro |
| computer | 3224 | The List of "Real Computers" |
| computer.say | 9196 | Collection of Computing One-Liners |
| computer.txt | 2085 | The Book of Genesis from a Computer Perspective |
| computer.uni | 2460 | In the Beginning, God Created the Bit |
| computersongs-1.4 | 336786 | Computer Songs and Poems, Version 1.4 06, August 1994 |
| consult.txt | 6574 | The Confessions of an Unpaid Consultant, by Stephen Manes (July 1996) |
| coollngo.txt | 5202 | The Rules of Cyberpunk and the Slang of Cyberpunk |
| copyrite.c64 | 11596 | Extremely Huge Commodore Disclaimer |
| cow.art | 90374 | The Complete Guide to Cows, Summer 1990, Part 1 |
| cow.gui | 30989 | The Complete Guide to Cows, November 1989 |
| cpuns.c | 3788 | C Program Loaded with Puns |
| crackers.hum | 2202 | Watch Out For Them Crackers! |
| cray.txt | 2499 | Making Conversions between Crays and Commodore 64s (July 28, 1990) |
| cray7.jok | 1638 | Cray's Incredible New Solar System-Powered Computer |
| creation.jcl | 2267 | A JCL Program for the Creation |
| creation.txt | 15175 | A Number of Computer-Related Creation Myths |
| creators.hoa | 3660 | From Computerworld 1 April: Creators Admit C, UNIX Hoax |
| cuisine.int | 6533 | The Timeline for Microsoft Food For Windows |
| customer.sup | 2837 | Support is Hell: The Torture Never Stops |
| d00d.txt | 9845 | The SysOp's Guide to D00Dspeak |
| dategineer.txt | 1280 | The Top Ten Reasons to Date and Not to Date an Engineer |
| ddt.histry | 661 | The History of the term DDT for a Dec Debugger |
| dead1.hum | 18129 | The History of the BBS User (A Musical Drama in 5 Parts) |
| dead2.hum | 33406 | The History of the BBS User Part II |
| dead3.hum | 60484 | The History of the BBS User Part III |
| dearemil.pos | 12648 | Dear Emily Postnews |
| dec.mail | 3236 | Why the RX-02 Floppies Absolutely Suck |
| dec.wars | 31839 | DEC WARS: The Definitive Collection |
| decwars.jok | 23728 | DEC WARS! |
| decwars.txt | 33057 | The Saga of DEC Wars |
| define.txt | 8192 | Computer Term List, Stolen from a Vax by King Herman |
| desktop.txt | 7638 | Desktop Publish and Be Damned! |
| dfc | 4889 | Microsoft Corp. Announces Latest Acquisition (Olympia, WA) |
| disclaim.jok | 3626 | The contents of stddisclaimer.h, the Internet's Standard Disclaimer |
| diseases | 4035 | The First Book of Computer Phobias, Disorders, and Diseases, by The Warriors |
| diseases.txt | 3433 | The First Book of Computer Phobias, Disorders, and Diseases, by The Warriors |
| diskdriv.txt | 1992 | Ways to get Rid of problems with Disc Drives, by Jason Harlow |
| diskrigg.txt | 12316 | The Disk Rigger Rodent Story, by The Sector Vector |
| dljunkie.txt | 3257 | Confessions of a Download Junkie |
| doa6.txt | 23225 | MACROS: A Way of Life, or, Altering the English Language For Fun and Profit |
| document.dat | 6780 | Documenting Useless Programs, by Scoop |
| doodz | 9736 | The SysOp's Guide to D00Dspeak |
| dos_faq.fun | 3293 | What the comp.os.ms-dos wizards FAQ might look like if there were a comp.os.ms-dos.wizards |
| dpdef.txt | 2986 | Alternate Data Processing Definitions |
| dr.seuss | 2951 | A Grandchild's Guide to Using Grandfather's Computer |
| dream.jok | 2146 | The Man Page for the DREAM Program |
| dream.man | 1896 | The Man Page for Dreaming |
| dreamman.jok | 1895 | A Man Page for Dreaming |
| duran.txt | 1392 | "The Password" to the tune of "The Reflex" by the Slipped Disk |
| elim2k | 3860 | Ad for the Eliminator 2000 (Destroys annoying BBS Users) |
| elite.cmd | 5946 | The Commandments of Eliteness |
| emoticon.txt | 6302 | Collection of common acronyms and emoticons on Compuserve |
| engineer.son | 6020 | The Engineers' Drinking Song (Lady Godiva) |
| engineercar.txt | 1293 | A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer, and a Departmental Manager in a Car (Joke) |
| errno.2 | 2470 | A Contest from USENIX for the Most Humorous UNIX Error Codes |
| errors.funny | 53161 | The Canonical List of Error Messages that Are Funny |
| ethics.txt | 9058 | Ethics for BBS Users: Some Points of Etiquitte |
| eunuchs.jok | 2679 | EUNUCH Programmer's Manual by Jonathan E. Brickman |
| evan.dream | 1802 | Evan Had a Dream |
| everleec.hum | 6207 | The Ever Present Leeches |
| exam | 3501 | Qualifying Examination for Co-Sysop Access |
| excuses.txt | 3691 | The Programmers and Sysops Excuse File by The Nomad |
| faces.jok | 8820 | Large Collection of Smiley Faces |
| faces2.jok | 8339 | Various Emoticons |
| famous.bug | 52609 | Famous Bugs List, Courtesy of Dave Curry |
| faxhumor.txt | 1529 | The Guide to Safe Faxing |
| fever.hum | 6455 | The Tragedy of Online Addiction, by Steve King |
| fidohist.hum | 16410 | FidoNet History and Operation 8 Feb 85 |
| fifth.hum | 5282 | Laidback with (a) Fifth, By John Unger Zussman |
| figure.one | 3924 | VMS Operations Manual. See Figure One |
| figure_1.txt | 5400 | AT&T Customer Service Manual. See Figure One. |
| five.lws | 10289 | The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific #5: Bad Days Befall The People's Republic of Engineering, by M. Peshota |
| flame.hum | 7136 | Come Join the Famous Flamer's School |
| flame.txt | 6007 | The Flamers' Bible |
| flame_sc.hoo | 6909 | Ever Dreamed of Flaming with the Big Boys? Come to the Flamer's School! |
| flamform.txt | 1824 | The Flame Posting Form |
| flattire.jok | 616 | The Flat Tire Joke |
| fluke-cm.sng | 2179 | The Deteriorata Reprogrammed to be Computer Centric |
| foot.1 | 2001 | How to Determine Which Programming Language You're Using: |
| foot.2 | 2117 | Further Tests to See Which Programming Language You're Using |
| for-everything | 1657 | TRN TRN TRN (For Everything...) Parody |
| fpgmmers.hum | 4602 | Join the Famous Programmer's School |
| free.wheel | 6590 | net.bicycle.freewheel.cleaning: a reprise, by Brian Reid |
| funny.jok | 66971 | Large Collection of Computer-Related Jokery |
| gamedec.jok | 6314 | How DEC Works (Australian Perspective) |
| gameplay | 5143 | What Real Gamers Do and Don't Do by Fritz Mertens (March 15, 1985) |
| gatesprodigy.txt | 1034 | What Does Bill Gates' Daughter and Prodigy Have in Common? |
| geb.review | 2951 | Review of Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid, by Douglas R. Hofstadter |
| geek.txt | 6821 | "A Letter From a Confirmed Geek", by Jolly Roger of Neon Knights/Metal Communications |
| geekcode.txt | 55071 | The Code of the Geeks v3.12 by Robert A. Hayden (March 5, 1996) |
| geekguide.txt | 7839 | A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys |
| geeknerd.hum | 1462 | Geeks and Nerds, by The Data Blitz |
| geeknerd.txt | 1381 | Geeks and Nerds: An Informative File by the Data Blitz 11/20/84 |
| geeks | 3467 | Guide to BBS Geeks |
| genasys.txt | 6284 | Gen A Sys: The Book of Genesis Retold with Computers |
| genesis.doc | 9409 | The New Creations from Genesis Corporation |
| genesis.hum | 3999 | The Story of Creation, or the Myth of Urk |
| genesis.jok | 2125 | In the Beginning, God Created the Bit |
| genesis.txt | 6801 | Genesis Release 2.5 |
| genesys.hum | 6619 | Genesis Release 2.5 |
| getdrunkcheap.txt | 14166 | Parody of MAKE.MONEY.FAST: GET.DRUNK.CHEAP, by Jon E. King |
| globbing | 3690 | Why Kernels Are Subjected to Bloat |
| glossary.jok | 3908 | An Alternate Version of the Software Universe |
| glossary.txt | 4056 | Getting to Know Your Computer: A Short Glossary of Computer Terms |
| gmhelpline.txt | 2466 | The General Motors Technical Support Line |
| gnsb3-cl.txt | 121578 | The Great Net Prayerbook |
| gnsb3-mu.txt | 615756 | The Great Net Spellbook |
| gnu.gnu | 1944 | Press Release for GNU GNURM, the Improved Internet Worm! |
| gnu.sub | 1692 | The GNU Submarine Sandwich |
| goldi.flisp | 8006 | The Story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears translated to Fortran |
| goodc.hum | 5733 | 2nd Annual Obfuscated Contest Winners |
| gospel.hak | 6004 | The Gospel According to St. Hacker |
| gradstud.tim | 6868 | A Grad-Student Emotion Checklist |
| gryara01.txt | 49236 | Gray Areas Magazine, by Nutta Gilbooa (Parody) Issue #1 (January, 1995) |
| gsl.announ | 20813 | Reports of the Graduate Student Lunch's Demise have been Greatly Exaggerated |
| gtdocs.hum | 8100 | GADGET-TERM 1.0 S0PHTD0CZ! |
| gubs.txt | 2268 | Collection of Emoticons and Acronyms for use on Fido BBSs. |
| guide12.txt | 3498 | The Twelve Year Old's Guide to Computing |
| gw~to.net~10 | 1923 | Gateway to Net Ten (Parody) by Mark Lotter |
| hack.poem | 9500 | The HACTRN |
| hack_pom.txt | 2215 | Casey at the Byte (Parody) |
| hacker.dressing | 2436 | How a Hacker Chooses His Clothing (ASCII Diagram) |
| hacker.song | 2539 | The Hacker's Song (Parody) |
| hacker.tes | 21478 | The Hacker Test, by Felix Lee, John Hayes and Angela Thomas (June 16, 1989) |
| hacker.tst | 21309 | The Hacker Test, Version 1.0 (June 16, 1989) |
| hackerbarbie.txt | 2541 | The Hacker Barbie is Introduced |
| hackers.hum | 10112 | Hackers: What Pussies! By Mr. Curious |
| hackers.jok | 89025 | The MIT Jargon File by Guy L. Steele Jr., Raphael Finkel, Donald Woods, Geoff Goodfellow and Mark Crispin (November 14, 1982) |
| hacksong.txt | 5570 | I'm a Hacker and I'm OK (Monty Pythod Parody) by Dave Touretzky and Don Libes |
| hacktest | 21120 | The Hacker Test Version 1.0 (June 16, 1989) |
| hacktest.txt | 20527 | The Hacker Test, Version 1.0, 1989 |
| hakawath.jok | 13192 | The Song of Hakawatha, by F.X. Reid |
| hal.txt | 4577 | HAL, we Have a Problem: You're not IBM Compatible |
| hal_word.ibm | 3184 | Is HAL a clever reworking of IBM? This author thinks so. |
| handle.txt | 10473 | How to Choose and Alias, written by The Sheister/UMass Bandit |
| har9408.txt | 22041 | HAM: Humor Accidentally Read (Parody of Random Access Humor) August, 1994 |
| hasidunx.txt | 2243 | The Chasidic UNIX Chart by Eric Raymond, Arlie Stephens, David Oster |
| hexappea | 4151 | Software Goes Hardware by Unknown |
| highway.txt | 2131 | If Superhighways Were Like the Internet |
| hitch.hikers | 6841 | The Hitchiker's Guide to the Net, 1982 |
| hitchout.hum | 2555 | Jason's Logout for the Milliways BBS |
| horror.story | 48007 | Large Collection of Hacking Horror Stories |
| how_to_g.bed | 1954 | How to Get a Hacker to Bed; Phrases to Turn Him/Her On |
| how_to_p.c | 969 | How to program and Debug in C: The Quick list |
| hp-fonts.jok | 14813 | The Complete Hewlitt Packard Font Catalog, Which is Odd |
| hp-fonts.txt | 14679 | A Particularly funny Hewlitt Packard Font Catalog (!) |
| hum1.txt | 7240 | Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and No Question Seems to be Too Basic (March 1st, 1994) |
| ibm&god.txt | 5940 | IBM Gets its First Contract, with God |
| ibm.son | 6461 | The IBM Songbook |
| ibm.update | 1945 | New Updates and Fixes to IBM/VU |
| ibm3090.txt | 3842 | Why I like the IBM 3090 (Or Maybe Not) |
| ibm360.jok | 2383 | HCF instruction: from Principles of Operation (Halt and Catch Fire) |
| ibmhumor.hum | 12691 | Addendum to System/370 Assembler |
| ibmos.txt | 3127 | IBM Offers the new Virtual Universe Operating System (January 30, 1979) |
| ibmrules.hac | 1365 | There are Rules for Driving a Computer, Too |
| ibmrules.txt | 1376 | There are Rules for Driving a Computer, Too |
| ibmsong2.txt | 6198 | The IBM Songbook: March on with IBM |
| ibmvuo.hum | 2592 | NEW OPERATING SYSTEM FOR IBM MAINFRAMES: Virtual Universe |
| ideassof.hum | 2605 | Really Useful Software Ideas |
| idr.txt | 1865 | The Industrial Dude Ranch |
| ieee.defs | 2922 | Small Collection of Reviewed Engineering Definitions from the IEEE |
| ien137.txt | 36203 | On Holy Wars and a Plea for Peace |
| inbetwee.hum | 14085 | What Happened in Between, by Rueben Flagg |
| infinity.jok | 3698 | The Infinity Properties |
| infinity.txt | 1914 | The Mathematic Formulas for Infinity |
| info.expngr | 2529 | A Dream Turns to a Nightmare for the National Inquisitor |
| infohighway.txt | 550 | Top Ten Anagrams for "Information Superhighway" |
| infohum.hum | 8530 | Some Infocom Humor |
| insane4.txt | 9728 | Lamer Pirate Magazines, Etc. by The Grim Reaper (February 3, 1992) |
| inter.face | 4097 | On the Human to Machine Interface |
| intercal.jok | 53702 | The Intercal Manual, from Don Woods and James Lyon |
| intohell.hum | 11233 | Hacking Into Hell -- The True Story of Harry Poindexter |
| intro.hum | 5827 | An extremely funny login screen to the Utopia BBS |
| is.modem.entity | 7552 | Is There a Modem Entity by Shadow Stories, Inc. |
| isp.txt | 899 | Top 10 Signs You Picked The Wrong Internet Service Provider |
| jargon-r | 5248 | The MIT/Stanford AI Jargon File (April 1, 1992 Version) |
| jargon.68 | 87324 | Ancient Version of the Jargon File |
| jargon.doc | 1069207 | Jargon File Verison 2.9.9 (April 1, 1992) |
| jargon.phd | 3807 | GLossary for Research Papers |
| jargon.tex | 87299 | Jargon File from November 14, 1982 |
| jargon.txt | 96221 | The Glossary of Jargon, by Guy L. Steele, Jr., et al |
| jleet0.txt | 7551 | A Day in the Life of Johnny Leet0: The Story of an Elite Kiddie by RogersFX |
| job.msg | 950 | TOMORROW HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO JOBCONTROL ERRORS (December 1, 1988) |
| joe.lisp | 3956 | The Adventures of Joe Lisp, T Man |
| k-k00ld.hum | 5158 | The History of the K-K00l DUDE, by The Edge |
| k.k00l.doods | 5248 | The History of Real K-K00l Dudes by The Edge |
| k00l.txt | 6359 | The History of Real K-K00L D00DS by The Edge |
| kbprayer.txt | 640 | The Keyboard Prayer |
| ken_olson | 3572 | A Nice Juicy Ken Olsen Quote about how UNIX Is Doomed |
| kidia | 2048 | The Twit Filter: The Know-It/Done-It-All by Dave Bealer |
| kightlin.hum | 12978 | Chat Logs with the Maniac Jack of the now-defunct Kightline |
| killbunn.hum | 5013 | How to kill the Easter Bunny DEAD! by The Outland |
| kooldoo3.txt | 3961 | K-K00L D00Ds Part III, by Radioactive Snail |
| kubla.kahn | 2429 | HACKADU, Parody of Xanadu |
| kubla_k.ahn | 2495 | In Hackadu did Hackers Few an Awesome program-hack command.... |
| l&dgeek.hum | 9099 | The Life and Death of a Modem Geek, by Dr. Atomic |
| l.t.modem.geek | 7168 | The Life and Times of a Modem Geek by A Modem User of Anarchy, Inc. |
| label.hum | 3748 | Clothes Labels Decoded, by Bruce Goldman |
| lamehelp.txt | 2663 | Helpful in Finding the Lamers: A Guide |
| lamer-6.txt | 11890 | Lamer! By Professor Fuze (January 31, 1995) |
| languag.jok | 699 | Al Stevens Explains all Computer Languages |
| language.txt | 5894 | Computer Programming Languages to Look Out For |
| lateonen.txt | 4087 | Late One Night, they Screw Up a Computer System |
| lauren.digest | 6758 | A Digest of Messages from Lauren Weinstein, an infinitely Amusing Person |
| laws_of_.pro | 1579 | Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming |
| lawsuits.jok | 923 | Microsoft has a Patent on Look-And-Feel Lawsuits |
| lblbjoke.txt | 3453 | The DEC Light Bulb Joke |
| leary.hum | 5538 | An Interview with Timothy Leary |
| lechhate.txt | 7353 | What Leeches Hate about AE SysOps, by Crackmaster |
| leech.txt | 2770 | Definition and Overview of The Leech by Mutant Offspring |
| leech2.hum | 3403 | Leeches, by The Grim Reaper |
| leeches | 3980 | The True Leech Hazard by The Rocker |
| leeches!.hum | 11312 | The Society of Leeches, by Mister I/O |
| leechesd.txt | 10650 | The Leech Dictionary by the Blue Buccaneer |
| leechin.hum | 4654 | The Leech at Work, by The Rocker |
| leechpay.fun | 2886 | Ode warning of leeching |
| lesser.prg | 2801 | The Lesser Known Programming Languages |
| lifecycl.jok | 7558 | The Software Life Cycle, as told Biblically |
| lingo2.txt | 410 | Computer Company Acronyms |
| lisalegacy.txt | 54318 | The Legacy of the Apple Lisa, by David T. Craig (February 16, 1993) |
| lisp.ad | 3728 | Actual Ad for LISP Programmers from the Boston Globe |
| lisp.ad.story | 2935 | The Story of the Lisp.Ad File, by Kalman Reti (May, 2005) |
| litebulb.ai | 3815 | How Many Artifical Intelligence People does it take to Change a Light-Bulb? |
| loser | 3174 | The List of Real Losers by Chaotic Computers (1985) |
| lozerzon | 13130 | The Lozer Zone by The Circle Spellbook (1985) |
| lozerzon.000 | 12187 | Tale from the Loser Zone by The Circle Spellbook, Inc (1985) |
| lozerzon.txt | 14016 | The Loser Zone, by The Circle Spellbook |
| lsd.man | 2939 | The Man Page for LSD |
| ludeinfo.txt | 9217 | The Basics of Luding by Sinbad Sailor |
| luke.vax | 5084 | The Further Adventures of Luke Vaxhacker |
| machine.bls | 1119 | Blessings on this Fine Machine by Zhahai Stewart |
| macsmack.hum | 2516 | Someone gripes about that new-fangled Macintosh |
| macterr.hum | 5998 | Comparing a Macintosh and a Cairn Terrier |
| magweed1.txt | 8866 | Dr. Arcane's Guide to Maggot Weeding, Volume 1.0 |
| manifest.pc | 17542 | The PC Manifesto, Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Edition |
| manpage.sh | 58428 | Collection of Funny Man Pages That Someone Collected (In Shell Format) |
| markv.hum | 1720 | The Mark V Security System is ACTIVE! |
| master.pro | 2284 | The Parable of the Master Programmer |
| math.jok | 14853 | Physicists vs. Mathematicians |
| math.record | 1241 | Some Different Mathematical Records |
| math_dis.sex | 942 | Math Disproved Via Sex |
| mathfarm.txt | 2407 | The Progression of Farm Math Problems over the Years |
| mathglos.txt | 1735 | Mathematics Glossary: Deciphering what Math Teachers Say |
| mathimp.txt | 4177 | Impure Mathematics: The Story of Polly Nomial |
| maths.txt | 5060 | Simplified Mathematics, from the Journal of Irreproducible Results, Vol. 35, No. 1 |
| mathtest.jok | 3843 | The Mathematics Purity Test |
| mcdonnel.reg | 5099 | The McDonnell Douglass Warranty Card |
| mdmgeek.txt | 8960 | The Life of a Modem Geek |
| measure.jok | 3484 | A Student Creates Tons of Cool Ways to Measure a Building with a Barometer |
| mel.txt | 9606 | Let Me Tell You The Way It Used To Be: PURE HEX PROGRAMMING |
| melvin.hum | 2304 | Computer Melvins, by The Watcher |
| micro.sto | 4519 | Micro (Offensive to computers and computer-wanna-bes) by Optimist Prime |
| microgod.txt | 4288 | Microsoft Bigs to Acquire Catholic Church |
| midas.jokes | 680 | Richard Stallman's "Guess What This Does" |
| milli.amp | 1569 | The Adventures of Micro-Farad and Milli-Amp |
| misc_com.jok | 1930 | Miscellanous Computer Jokes |
| misuse.notes | 6067 | No More `Star Trek' on CPU, by Jake Kirchner, CW Washington Bureau, Washington D.C. |
| mitsai.jargon | 25924 | Some MIT Artificial Intelligence Definitions |
| modem.pai | 15189 | List of the Modem Pail Kids |
| modem_us.txt | 15244 | The Modem Pail Kids |
| modemgee | 3202 | How to Tell if YOU are a Modem Geek! By The $heik (January 27, 1985) |
| modemgod.hum | 7596 | Is there a Modem Entity? |
| modempai.txt | 15082 | Modem Pail Kids: The Collection |
| modemuse.hum | 1640 | Field Guide to Modem Users |
| molly1.txt | 6425 | The Adventures of Molly Modem |
| molly2.txt | 6136 | The Adventures of Molly Modem #2 |
| molly3.txt | 7713 | The Adventures of Molly Modem: #3 |
| molly4.txt | 10144 | The Adventures of Molly Modem: #4 |
| molly5.txt | 10249 | The Adventures of Molly Modem #5 |
| molly6.txt | 15183 | The Adventures of Molly Modem #6 |
| molly7.txt | 10311 | The Adventures of Molly Modem #7 |
| molly8.txt | 11436 | The Adventures of Molly Modem #8 |
| money.spoof | 18304 | Parody of Make Money Fast! |
| moon's.ghost | 1698 | The Ghost of Dave Moon |
| mr.prtocl | 7400 | Ask Mr. Protocol! |
| mudtest.jok | 6888 | The Mudder's Test (Version 1.0) |
| mumps.messag | 1299 | A partial trace of a few cycles of MUMPS [Mutually Uncooperative Multi-Processing System] execution |
| munchkin.txt | 8449 | Some New Definitions for Munchkins in the BBS Scene |
| murphy | 4002 | Murphy's Laws of Computers |
| murphy.txt | 10137 | The Laws of Computing |
| mydick.txt | 2192 | The Problems with a Computer Called MYDICK |
| nasa.jargon | 11775 | Glossary of NASA Terminology |
| neander.txt | 2732 | Ask Dr. Stupid: Am I a Neanderthal |
| nerd1.txt | 3652 | How you know you are a true blue Nerd, by Bug Byter |
| nerd2.txt | 6986 | How to Meet and Marry the Nerd of Your Choice, by Geneva March |
| nerd_te.st2 | 5240 | The Nerdity Test, Squid Version |
| nerd_test2 | 5086 | The Nerdity Test, Squid Version, September 1990 |
| nerds.hum | 2809 | What Makes a Nurd Most, by Mad Max |
| net.header | 2891 | The Net Message Header from Hell |
| net.rum | 164911 | Computer-Related Horror Stories |
| netguide.txt | 88141 | Hitch Hikers Guide To The Net |
| netnews.10 | 1329 | Top Ten Problems with Netnews |
| new.langs | 3347 | Some New Computer Languages |
| new.yorker | 6736 | Some Bizzzare Articles from the New Yorker |
| newibm.hum | 5377 | All the New Instructions for IBM's New Chip |
| newlang.txt | 13139 | Computer Languages from the Enforcer and Friends |
| newpc.hum | 3260 | A New, Very Personal, Computer |
| newsguru.txt | 20634 | The Yellow Brick Road in Cyberspace? Story. |
| newusega.hum | 3281 | New Users: A Guide to Parasites and Weeding them out |
| newuser.txt | 3437 | Parasite Pamphlet #3: New Users... How to Detect and Destroy Them |
| night.mare | 3385 | What if the World Took on the UNIX Philosophy? |
| nightlec.hum | 4001 | The Night of the Leeching Dead, by Apple Core |
| nine.lws | 13244 | The Adventures of Lone Worlf Scientific #9 |
| not4 | 2097 | Were it Not for Computers, by Tim Casady |
| ns01n01.txt | 6494 | NET.SCANDALL: A Weekly Compendium of Ascii (April 1994) |
| nuke.txt | 3072 | QBX-1: Single-Board Nuclear Reactor Supplies Standby Power for 12 Years! |
| null_pro.lan | 3509 | NULL: A Computer Language Breakthrough |
| obsessed.hum | 2740 | Obsession with Computers? No Fooling THIS Guy! |
| old_book.lst | 4656 | Stuff Someone is throwing out, with funny reviews |
| ollie1.hum | 3072 | Secret Transmission from the President's BBS, circa 1987 |
| olympics91 | 39284 | The USENET Olympics 1991 |
| olympics92 | 48242 | The Usenet Olympics 1992 |
| olympics92-winter | 31114 | The USENET Winter Olympics 1992 |
| opcodes.hum | 3715 | Lots and Lots of Fake Machine OpCodes |
| opcodes.lis | 30436 | David Sanderson's Large Collection of OPCodes That Should Exist |
| opcodes.txt | 22242 | The False Opcodes List, Updated Several Times (September 9, 1985) |
| opcodes1.jok | 3386 | Some Historical Perspective on Humorous Opcodes |
| opcodes2.jok | 2463 | Collection of Bizzare Op-Codes |
| operator.opc | 5353 | Dave Campbell's Collection of Humorous Opcodes |
| orgasm.pas | 4342 | The Orgasm (A Pascal Program) |
| os.txt | 1988 | If Operating Systems Ran Airlines |
| os2tags.1 | 3280 | OS/2 One-Liners |
| osxintel.txt | 1905 | OS X/Intel is NOT dead! |
| paranoid.txt | 1817 | Top 10 list of activities for paranoid computer scientists |
| pascjoke.txt | 14064 | Ha! it Turns Out Pascal is One Big Joke! |
| pc-mag.hum | 3987 | PC Readers Locate Stories with New Index Program |
| pchumor.txt | 3401 | Guide to Computer Language |
| pcsarepc.txt | 1512 | PCs are PCs (sing along to People are People by Depeche Mode) |
| pdp-*.list | 5784 | List of DEC's PDPs, by Mark Crispin |
| peat.hum | 532 | The Peat Moss Event |
| pentcomp.jok | 3223 | The Penthause PET |
| penthaha.txt | 2101 | Collection of Pentium Error Jokes |
| perfpgm.hum | 1499 | The Perfect Programmer: A Poem |
| pets.txt | 1453 | Announcement of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Software |
| pgmrsong.jok | 2464 | Of course I never wanted to be a Lumberjack; I wanted to be a PROGRAMMER! |
| pgp-filk.txt | 1103 | A Filk Song About PGP |
| pgs.crazed | 1808 | Saving Sylvia's Terminal |
| phantoma.txt | 14967 | The Phantom of the operator |
| phideaux.hum | 2406 | Poodle Sisters Software: Phydeaux-Net! |
| pirates.hum | 2190 | The Pirate's Sniglets, by The G-Man |
| piratpsy.hum | 4310 | Psychology of the Software Pirate, By The Beast |
| place.jok | 3505 | Man Page for Place |
| place.man | 3582 | Man page for Placing Systems |
| poorsysp.hum | 1610 | A Sysop .... by The Silver Ghost |
| pournell.spo | 4092 | Computing an Anarchy Acres by Jerry Richdudley (Parody of Jerry Pournelle) by Jon Forrest (December 21, 1988) |
| powrpost.net | 8068 | The Usenet Guide to Power Posting |
| prayer.pgm | 562 | The Programmers' Prayer |
| prayer.txt | 820 | The Programmers' Prayer |
| programm.pra | 2446 | The Programmer's Prayer (June 4, 1989) |
| programmers-blues | 3793 | The Programmer's Blues (Filk) |
| progtec.hum | 3471 | Desperate Programming Techniques |
| proof.omni | 419 | OMNI Magazine Proves that 2=1 |
| psalm.ti | 873 | The Mathematician's Prayer |
| pure.mat | 1848 | The Story of Poor Pure Percy P |
| pussy_ea.las | 3265 | Laser Printer Sucks Up Cat |
| quiche.txt | 3666 | Real Programmers Don't Eat Quiche |
| quick.jok | 8065 | Quick List of Joking Definitions |
| quux.poem | 54044 | Random Computer Poetry, ot The Great Quux |
| r0dent.hum | 10222 | The Birth of a Rodent, by The Warlock Lord of Metal Communications |
| rah_syst | 4187 | If System Administrators Designed Cars |
| real.pgmrs | 23955 | Real Programmers Don't Use PASCAL |
| realco.hum | 4041 | Real Computers, by Matt Gertner |
| realeng.sof | 3393 | Real Software Engineers Don't Read Dumps |
| realleec.hum | 5864 | The Real Leech Guide Part I. Excellent Tree. |
| realmel.pro | 9262 | Real Programmers Write in Fortran? No way! |
| realprog.hum | 5325 | Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal! |
| rec.por | 3576 | The last Word on the Rec.Porn.Child Debate (Parody of Rec.Humor.Funny and Brad Templeton) |
| record.gap | 4342 | The Lurker in the Interrecord Gap |
| relays_1 | 2693 | Using Your Boots to Clear a Relay |
| resent.mail | 1235 | Someone Being Annoyed about the "Resent" Field |
| resrch.phrase | 1347 | Dictionary of useful Research Phrases |
| rfc748.txt | 2743 | The Randomly Lose Telnet Option |
| rfk.821 | 3650 | The SMTP Polymorph Command |
| rider.txt | 4611 | MacWeeny Rider (to the tune of "Uneasy Rider") |
| rm.man | 5870 | A Manual Page for a Much More Effective RM Command |
| robin.hod | 6655 | The Story of the Robin Hood Hackers |
| robot.tes | 3754 | Are You About to Employ a Robot |
| robotte.txt | 3296 | Are you About to Employ a Robot? |
| roia93 | 4408 | 1993 RAH Online Industry Awards by Dave Bealer |
| roultman.jok | 962 | A Man Page for Russian Roulette |
| rr.jok | 1073 | Man page for Russian Roulette |
| ryfm.txt | 4851 | Why is RYFM Disease Widespread? (READ YOUR FRIGGIN' MANUAL!) |
| safe-fax.asc | 6340 | The Important Rules for Safe Fax |
| santa-claus.sh | 1514 | Story-telling in computer languages |
| saturday.txt | 10485 | What Leeches and Other Losers Do on Saturday Nights, by The Blue Buccaneer |
| scientis | 3560 | Real Computer Scientists Don't Write Code |
| scribe.suport | 733 | Someone Had a Bad Day Providing Scribe Support |
| scrtch.monkey | 2274 | The Story of the Scratch Monkey |
| sears.vax | 5572 | New VAX Reseller Sears Expects To Clean Up With Its Latest Offering |
| secrets.jok | 2167 | User's Guide to Little Known Facts About Computers |
| select.lng | 3476 | Selecting a Programming Language Made Easy |
| sentit.phk | 1196 | The Slipped Disk rants about how cool he is. Little prick. |
| sesame.2 | 5353 | Programmers on Sesame Street |
| sesame.st | 5056 | Horizons in Computer Science Educational Technology by Ross Williams (June 3, 1988) |
| sesame_s.cs | 4412 | Computer Science Sesame Street |
| seven.lws | 10500 | The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific Episode 7: The House Guest with 172 Soldering Irons by M. Peshota |
| sexx.jok | 7898 | Computer Program for Computers to have Sex with People |
| signatur.jok | 9735 | Collection of Signature Files |
| silicon.txt | 9864 | The Joke of Silicon Valley, by Judith Stone |
| simgames.txt | 3908 | Documentation for SIM-Crackhouse |
| slings.arrows | 1545 | Structured Programmer's Soliloquy |
| slings_a.rro | 1583 | The Structured Programmer's Soliloquy |
| sloppy.hum | 1579 | Sloppy Floppies, or Polarid's New Cleaning Techniques |
| smart.basic? | 2194 | All the Programs you'll Ever Need for $600 |
| smiles.txt | 2620 | Communications Breakthrough: The Smiley List, after Scott Fahlman at CMU |
| smiley | 6826 | The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary |
| smiley.face | 1412 | Smiley Face Catalog, from 1983 |
| smiley.txt | 7530 | Collection of Smiley Faces |
| smileys.2 | 12847 | Collection of Emoticons |
| smileys.jok | 7249 | Additional Collection of Smiley Faces |
| smilie$d | 14137 | Large Collection of Smileys |
| sniglets.txt | 5083 | A Collection of Modem Signets Volume #1 by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles |
| software | 3459 | Real Software Engineers Don't Read Dumps |
| software.txt | 105145 | SOFTWARES: Part IV, a New Hype (Star Wars Parody) |
| soulcatc.txt | 9470 | About Copy Protection and Selling your Soul |
| spispopd.faq | 26802 | The Official SPISPOPD FAQ Prerelease Version 1.0 by Seth Cohn |
| spispopd.txt | 4813 | Why Doom has an Inside Joke to Usenet, or How I Helped Create a Cheat Key Code by Seth Cohn |
| sprite.txt | 1487 | Walk of Sprite: Parody of Walk of Life by Dire Straits, by Melt Cober (1986) |
| stuck.key | 486 | The All punctuation Drinking Song |
| stupdsig.txt | 9812 | A Collection of Stupid .signatures |
| sun.boot | 7517 | Pros and Cons of Sun Workstations from 1987 |
| sun_on_t.far | 2879 | Why they chose Sun Workstations Down on the Farm |
| superuser.txt | 6252 | The Arguments for a Super User from Different Departments |
| sweep.stakes | 752 | Typical Junkmal, OK, WEIRD Junkmail, 1983 |
| swwars.jok | 60272 | Software Wars, by Mark Crispin |
| swwars.txt | 59362 | Software Wars, by Mark Crispin |
| sys286.msg | 24134 | Nasty Parody of Symbiotics Documentations (Slimebiotics) |
| sysadmin.txt | 2779 | Should I Become an Astronaut, Firefighter, or System Administrator? |
| syslose.hum | 9077 | The Sysop's Guide to Loozers Leeches and Rodents |
| sysmgr.sty | 61093 | The Adventures of System Restriction Underwriter Manager |
| sysopblu.txt | 4871 | The Tough Times of Being a Sysop |
| sysopfun.hum | 6684 | Sysop fun! By Surf Rat |
| sysoppt.txt | 2194 | The System Operator Purity Test |
| system.man | 7712 | Machine Room Operations |
| system_g.ens | 6647 | Genesis Release 2.5, by Michael Coleman |
| taking_c.dis | 1789 | Different Ways of Taking Care of Your Disks |
| teachers | 10525 | Real Computer Teachers by The Joker, The Slipped Disk, the Datamaster and Mark Hamill |
| technica.har | 2987 | What is Technical harassment? |
| techsup.txt | 693 | The Top 10 Reasons for Calling Technical Support Hotlines |
| tenne.c | 8446 | New C Language Derivative: Tenne-C! |
| terms.hum | 7567 | An Unabridged, Uncommon, and Unnecessary Dictionary of Computer Terminology, from King Herman |
| testfors.txt | 3643 | Tests for System Analysts (Reworking of the famous 'Final Test') |
| tex.use | 3141 | A portrait of the TeX novice/user/hacker. |
| texas.txt | 1957 | The Official Grotto Primer of Elementary Texan |
| the.future | 5335 | Zork, RAMS and the Curse of Ra: Computo, ergo sum by Curt Suplee, Smithsonian magazine, April 1983 |
| the.last.bug | 917 | The Last Bug |
| the_hack.tes | 20193 | THE HACKER TEST - Version 1.0 |
| the_main.env | 11671 | New Employee Orientation: The Mainframe Environment from a Training Perspective |
| the_net.txt | 3138 | It's True! I Heard it on the Net! |
| thecompu.txt | 11162 | The Compleat Nerd Dictionary, by The Quartz Revision 2.0, 1985 |
| thepasca.txt | 4807 | the Pascal Programmer and the C Programmer, by The Shooting Shark |
| thesocie.txt | 13594 | The Society of "Leeches" in the Telecommunications World by Mister I/O |
| timeline.lan | 1222 | Bizarre Computer Language Timeline |
| timewarp.jok | 3964 | Thank Goodness of Computer Technology! |
| to_my_da.hus | 1988 | To My Darling Husband, the Computer Addict |
| toilet.mil | 2959 | Administrator's Note About the Water Closet |
| tolkien.rin | 17236 | The Tolkien Ring Network |
| ton.jok | 16717 | Humorous Computer Dictionary (1988) |
| tonkinsc.txt | 16334 | Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary, 1987 |
| troff.jok | 4050 | Introducing a new "portable" macro package for troff-like processors (DEEP GEEK HUMOR) |
| tst8.txt | 30397 | Tech Support Tales #8 |
| turbo.cadr | 1335 | Vrooom!, or, Turbo-CADR-19 |
| turing.shr | 4776 | The Turing Sroud: An Amazing Archaeological Discovery! |
| turkey.hum | 3726 | Going Cold Turkey, by The Blue Buccaneer |
| typicaol.txt | 3468 | AOL's Diary, from Anonymous |
| u_songs.txt | 4504 | A Few MIT Drinking Songs |
| ultimate.spr | 7910 | Excellent Response by Digital to a VMS Leap year Complaint |
| ultimav.hum | 7553 | The Ultimate Ultima |
| unc90.cor | 5433 | A Notice of Change in Course Schedule by Kevin Denelsbeck (September 21, 1990) |
| unifid.field | 1162 | The Unified Field Theory |
| unisys.jok | 2451 | The Burroughs/Sperry (now Unisys) Merger Song |
| universa.vax | 1106 | God Logs Onto his VAX |
| unix-stories | 22756 | Adminstration Horror Stories From the Usenet (1992) |
| unix.admin.horror-1.1 | 141662 | The Unofficial Unix Administration Horror Story Summary, version 1.1 |
| unix.cmd | 3228 | Funny UNIX Commands to Type |
| unix.jok | 920 | Unix Jokes |
| unix.ooh | 6589 | Creative Writing Project: The UNIX Program Gone Bad |
| unix.rm | 5998 | A new version of rm(1) for DOD contractors by Steve Baur (1989) |
| unix_laf.txt | 1216 | Some Funny Things You Can Type in Unix |
| unixhoax.txt | 4598 | Creators Admin C, UNIX is a Hoax (April 1, 1991) |
| unixkill.txt | 3413 | Manual Entry for XKILL, which Kills Processes and the users who start them! |
| unixlove.jok | 9610 | Rant about UNIX, and USENIX as well |
| unixtrek.txt | 4291 | UNIX Trek |
| unixtrix.txt | 143498 | A VERY Large Collection of UNIX Shell Tricks |
| unixttl1.hac | 31322 | UNIX Communication Commands, Part I |
| unixwars.txt | 25526 | The UNIX Wars Saga, Version 1.1 |
| usenet.oly | 44437 | The Usenet Sports Programming Network presents: Exclusive Coverage of the Men's Flame Baiting Finals |
| usenet_b.fax | 3766 | PLTS Announces "Netnews by Fax" |
| usenet_g.pos | 7957 | The USENET Guide to Power Posting |
| ussrmodm.txt | 7168 | Split Personalities on Electronic Bulletin Boards, by Rangott Splieken |
| utopia.hum | 3193 | A Login Session with Utopia BBS |
| uzi&comp.txt | 2663 | The Uzi vs. The Computer, by Yossie Silverman |
| uzivs.jok | 1602 | The UZI Versus the Computer |
| valgol.txt | 2194 | Announcing VALGOL, the Valley Girl Operating Language |
| valguy.hum | 2836 | Silicon Valley Guy (to the Tune of Valley Girl) |
| vangojok.txt | 3220 | The Writings of a Minor 19th Centure Post-Impressionist Programmer |
| vaporwre.1 | 10149 | Murph's VAPORWARE column for March 1990 |
| vaporwre.2 | 6591 | Murph's VAPORWARE column for April 1990 |
| vaxen.jok | 15163 | The Infamous VAXEN War Story |
| vaxlaws.hum | 5476 | The Law of the VAXes |
| vaxtrek.1 | 3650 | Vax Trek V The Movie: "The Crunchy Bits" |
| vi_addic.txt | 1580 | Addicted to VI (Parody of Addicted to Love) |
| virtual.mem | 2743 | I/O Deja Vu: A Farce in one act |
| virus.hack | 1969 | Look Out for this New Virus!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| virus.joke | 3822 | The Michelangelo Virus Hysteria Syndome |
| virus.txt | 4325 | A List of Humorous Viruses |
| vmexplan.hum | 4032 | A Very Weird Explanation of Memory Paging |
| voyager.hum | 8576 | The Voyage of the Digi-Nerds |
| vu.txt | 2554 | IBM's Virtual Universe Operating System |
| w95startmeup | 2925 | Song Parody of "Start Me up" by Dix/Dem (1995) |
| warbitch.hum | 8769 | BitchWar Manual #1, by Barney Badass |
| warbitch.txt | 9225 | B-File #1: Barney Badass's Bitch War manual |
| wargames.txt | 9762 | Is Wargames Possible? Bullshit! By The Jabberwock |
| warning.hum | 2619 | Warning! This Machine Intentionally Goes Down! |
| weird.pro | 14307 | Bored by Pascal? A Posting from Magnus (September 29, 1989) |
| weirdpro.txt | 13454 | The Bored by pascal? Series |
| what_is_.gur | 2956 | How to Tell if You Have a UNIX Guru in the House |
| who-me.hum | 9214 | So You Want to be a SysOP |
| why-text.oct | 3437 | Why I Like Textfiles, by Jason Scott |
| why_i_li.309 | 3790 | Why I Like the IBM 3090 |
| win95.txt | 3303 | Joke Press Release: Windows Buys Up Satisfaction |
| winjokes.txt | 11956 | Six Gabillion Anti-Windows/Microsoft Taglines |
| wint95experience.txt | 7852 | Out of the Box with Windows 95 (August, 1995) |
| wisdom.talk | 1742 | IMMANUEL: A Wisdom Based System for Discovering Deep Philosophical Ideas |
| writdocd.hum | 8043 | How to Write Documentation Documentation (Needs Editing) |
| xdos7.txt | 5353 | Christian Deity Ontological System Version 7 (XDOS 7.0), or Christianity 7 |
| xtnd8088.txt | 4604 | Extended Op-Code Set for 8088/8086, or What Intel forgot To Tell. |
| yale.1 | 1993 | An Example of a Fake AI System |
| you're.tired? | 1059 | Art Buchwald's Story about Why You're So Tired |
| zany232.art | 5675 | DL-232: A suggestion for even more stupid signals on computer cables |
| zendocum.txt | 4118 | Zen and the Art of Software Documentation by W.C. Carlson |
| zippy_eliza | 6055 | Attacking on ELIZA with some ZIPPY Quotes |
| zzzmodem.txt | 5145 | ZZZMODEM: The Slowest Modem Protocol Ever |
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