phait94 textpak3 "Fun Things To Do With Napalm" By: ShadowHawk Please read the included file NAPALM.PHT This file is an add-on text file to it. Ok....So now you know how to make simple napalm. Well, I have come up with a few ideas of what you can use this napalm for, and how to use it in different situations. -How to write in fire!!! Alright, check this out. First thing you do is find a bottle of Elmer's Glue. I suggest buying the rather large bottle of white glue, but you may not need a bottle that large. You must empty it out, so I suggest going around the town filling in people's keyholes with it. (Not necessarily a good trick, but it will piss people off a bit) So, now that you bottle is empty, wash it out. Totally wash it and dry it out. You want no water or glue left. Now make a shit load of napalm the way NAPALM.PHT tells you to. Except, put all the napalm into the glue bottle. Fill the bottle up to the top. Now you are set. Put the cap back on top of the bottle, and screw the opening close, so it doesn't leak out. Now you can go outside and "write" a message on your neighbors car windshield. Such as, but not confined to, "Fuck You" or "666" or something funny like "I'm gonna' kill you!" Make sure that all the letters are connected with a line a napalm, I suggest writing in cursive, that way all the letters are connected at the bottom, and so that the fire will spread up the letters. Try not to set the entire car on fire because that ruins the fun of napalm. If you don't set the entire car on fire, only the windshield, then you message will be permanently stuck to the glass! You can also write on the street, sidewalk, your neighbor's dog, cars, or mailboxes. Have phun, write where no man has written before, and then set it off with a lighter! Flame Thrower!!!!! YES! I love this stuff! Alright, take your napalm bottle and hold it horizontally, pointing AWAY from you! then take your lighter and hold it about a foot in front off the bottle. Light the lighter, and then squeeze the bottle. The napalm should go straight through the flame, catch on fire, and continue on it's way. Make sure that the flame doesn't go back into the bottle, cause you probably won't live long if that happens. Napalm Art!!!! Alright, so you've written messages all over the place, you've even shot off your flame thrower, and now you are finished with napalm for good, right? Wrong! I will tell you what to do with the rest of your napalm! Make art! Get some sheet metal from the hobby store near you. I suggest a relatively small piece, 1 foot X 8 inches. It is probably gonna' be really thin, so be careful not to bend it. Draw with napalm your favorite symbol onto the piece of metal, I prefer to draw an anarchy symbol, or maybe, if I am feelin' irie, a happy face. Then set the metal outside, and set it on fire. Let it burn for a while, until it goes out, or until you get sick of watching it burn. While it is burning get a bucket of water, and a pair of tongs. When it is out, or when you are sick of watching it burn, pick it up carefully with the tongs, and drop it in the water to cool it off and put out the flames. Be careful not to leave in there too long, cause the design might loose some of it's soot, and loose that Burnt look. You now have a really neat brunt in symbol of anarchy, or happiness. Have phun, and remember, all information is provided for entertainment only. If you want to go out and burn stuff with napalm, go ahead, just don't turn around and say I am not responsible for any actions taken by readers of this file! ÅShadowHawkÅ [PHAiT]