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                   NON-DIFFUSION OF THE DVORAK KEYBOARD
                          bored@pantyhackers.com

Most of us who use a typewriter or do word processing on a computer do not
realise that our fingers tap out words on a keyboard that is called
"QWERTY," named after the first six keys on the upper row of letters. The
QWERTY keyboard is inefficient and awkward. This typewriter keyboard takes
twice as long to learn as it should, and makes us work about twenty times
harder than necessary. But QWERTY has persisted since 1873, and today
unsuspecting individuals are being taught to use the QWERTY keyboard,
unaware that a much more efficient typewriter keyboard is available.

Where did QWERTY come from? Why does it continue to be used, instead of
much more efficient alternative keyboard designs? QWERTY was invented by
Christopher Latham Sholes, who designed this keyboard to slow down typists.
In that day, the type-bars on a typewriter hung down in a sort of basket,
and pivoted up to strike the paper; then they fell back in place by
gravity. When two adjoining keys were struck rapidly in succession, they
jammed. Sholes rearranged the keys on a typewriter keyboard to minimize
such jamming; he "anti-engineered" the arrangement to make the most
commonly used letter sequences awkward. By thus making it difficult for a
typist to operate the machine, and slowing down typing speed, Sholes'
QWERTY keyboard allowed these early typewriters to operate satisfactorily.
His design was used in the manufacture of all typewriters. Early typewriter
salesmen could impress customers by pecking out "TYPEWRITER" as all of the
letters necessary to spell this word were found in one row of the QWERTYUIOP
machine.

Prior to about 1900, most typists used the two-finger, hunt-and-peck system.
Later, as touch-typing became popular, dissatisfaction with the QWERTY
typewriter began to grow. Typewriters became mechanically more efficient,
and the QWERTY keyboard design was no longer necessary to prevent key jamming.
The search for an improved design was led by Professor August Dvorak at the
University of Washington, who in 1932 used time-and-motion studies to create
a much more efficient keyboard arrangement. The Dvorak keyboard has the
letters A,O,E,U,I,D,H,T,N, and S across the home row of the typewriter. Less
frequently used letters were placed on the upper and lower rows of keys.
About 70 percent of typing is done on the home row, 22 percent on the upper
row, and 8 percent on the lower row. On the Dvorak keyboard, the amount of
work assigned to each finger is proportionate to its skill and strength.
Further, Professor Dvorak engineered his keyboard so that successive
keystrokes fell on alternative hands; thus, while a finger on one hand is
stroking a key, a finger on the other hand can be moving into position to hit
the next key. Typing rhythm is thus facilitated; this hand alternation was
achieved by putting the vowels (which represent 40 percent of all letters
typed) on the left-hand side, and placing the major consonants that usually
accompany these vowels on the right-hand side of the keyboard.

Professor Dvorak was thus able to avoid the typing inefficiencies of the
QWERTY keyboard. For instance, QWERTY overloads the left hand, which must
type 57 percent of ordinary copy. The Dvorak keyboard shifts this emphasis
to 56 percent on the stronger right hand and 44 percent on the weaker left
hand. Only 32 percent of typing is done of the home row with the QWERTY
system, compared to 70 percent with the Dvorak keyboard. The newer
arrangement requires less jumping back and forth from row to row; with the
QWERTY keyboard, a good typists' fingertips travel more than twelve miles a
day, jumping from row to row. These unnecessary intricate movements cause
mental tension, typist fatigue, and lead to more typographical errors.

One might expect, on the basis of its overwhelming advantages, that the
Dvorak keyboard would have completely replaced the inferior QWERTY keyboard.
On the contrary, after more than 50 years, almost all typists are still
using the inefficient QWERTY keyboard. Even tough the American National
Standards Institute and the Equipment Manufacturers Association have
approved the Dvorak keyboard as an alternate design, it is still almost
impossible to find a typewriter or a computer keyboard that is arranged in
the more efficient layout. Vested interests are involved in hewing to the
old design: Manufacturers, sales outlets, typing teachers, and typists
themselves. No, technological innovations are not always diffused and adopted
rapidly. Even when the innovation has obvious, proven advantages.

As you may have guessed by now, the above was typed on a QWERTY keyboard...

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