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<H1>Electronic Magazines: Blisters On My Butt</H1>
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A late 90's attempt to parody the popularity of the Hogs of Entropy by 
releasing a number of simplistic textfiles and chanting "Death to HOE".
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They have a <A HREF="http://alt164.com/bomb/">web page</A> which proclaims
this mission statement:
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"BLISTERS ON MY BUTT IS OUT TO SPREAD LAUGHTER AND DESTROY HOE.
We're on a mission to prove to the world the conspiracy behind the zine known
as Hogs of Entropy (currently passing themselves off as Heliots of Ectasy, but
always refered to as HOE). There is no revolution. There is no such thing
as the freedom fighters. We've killed numerous HOE writers, but they refuse
to adknowledge this. We will show you how several HOE writers are in fact, 
ARTIFICIAL INTELLGENCE. 
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At the same time, we're committed to releasing really bad quality text files
that are to make you laugh and ponder the existance of reality in this 
so-called advanced age of technology."
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A near miss.
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