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              Outbreak Magazine Issue #14 - Article 11 of 15
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How to be a scenewhore and get neat stuff!

you make fun of us but you know you love having us around.
we're just there for your mere enjoyment. some people think
we just sit around, and do nothing... we'll for the most 
part we do. there are many benifits to being a scenewhore.
today we'll learn!


1.) you must be a pretty girl, or act like one.

guys in the scene need us as a break from hacking the planet
or being a coder ninja. boys get tired of the same drone thing
remember to always make them laugh. they like that stuff.

2.) you must have nudes.

without our nudes these boys would be jerking off to a 
girl with plastic boobies like jenna jameson or someone
of a like stature.

3.) you gotta love lurking around on confs!

there is a rule to this. speak when spoken too
don't have an opinion, and if you do keep your
mouth shut. it's always a rule you have to put
out when asked too. otherwise the boys get angry, 
and start calling you a whore.

4.) you must like verbal abuse.

there are going to be the ones that get off on calling you
whore, bitch, slut, etc... these ones are just bitter little
souls you'll have to mend later. 

5.) you must have a sense of humor for prank phone calls.

once your phone number gets out. you're in for it! the calls
will be coming in. HEY YOU SLUT IT'S ME HAX2345 I KNOW YOU KNOW 
ME! YEAH I HEARD YOU'RE A SLUT. why yes i am! thanks! YOU'RE NO FUN.
i'm sorry how would you like me to act, i'd be more than happy to play
along. BAH FUCK YOU SLUT. *click* eventually your number will become old
news and you won't get called much anymore.


6.) after you've won over their hearts the free stuff will come.

carded domains, carded calling cards, carded material things, hell you might
even get a couple sets of flowers! anything makes you feel special!


we're mistreated abused battered women after all of the shit we take from
you guys, but we must love you... we stick around!





i'd like to dedicate this text to my little hacker xar! the holy one that 
bitch slaps me everynight, and puts me in my place. shouts go to jenny, 
rambox, gr3p, kleptic, dropcode, biowin, phork, spoon, jerome, turbo, 
sekzual, cybertech, buffer overflow, and TELCONINJAS. 
i don't know i missed saying telconinjas. *shrugs*

- visit or die-

www.sugarpants.org

www.jenny-bean.com

www.slacktech.com

www.sekzualistic.com

www.perfectflaw.net


thank you and good bye! =D

