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              Outbreak Magazine Issue #13 - Article 14 of 15
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Tomoss the Football Star 
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by: kleptic (kleptic@t3k.org)
http://www.kleptic.tk



Tomoss1267: hey whos dis yo?

kl3ptic: hey its Tomoss the fbi agent

kl3ptic: whats up yo?

Tomoss1267: iiight dawg who is dis?

Tomoss1267: u in college?

kl3ptic: this is Cory

kl3ptic: yeah, im in college

Tomoss1267: ok where at?

kl3ptic: over in Hawaii

Tomoss1267: u probably dont no me larry johnson from psu

Tomoss1267: i play running back for them

kl3ptic: you must be one of them idiots I hear so much about from PA

Tomoss1267: penn state

kl3ptic: i hear they all play football over there

Tomoss1267: ya

kl3ptic: kick ass dude

Tomoss1267: 3rd pick for hiesman

kl3ptic: I never met a true dumbass before

kl3ptic: yeah, you're 3rd cause your dumb

Tomoss1267: fuck u dawg

kl3ptic: they're not down with the retard shit

kl3ptic: if you werent a reject from a Monkey experiment you could of went all the way

kl3ptic: well

kl3ptic: you could go all the way if you're a monkey too.

kl3ptic: if you know what I mean ;-)

kl3ptic: hehe

Tomoss1267: imma haunt u down fool

kl3ptic: ok. you might get lost though, since you're stupid.

kl3ptic: look me up

Tomoss1267: ill kick ur lazy ass

kl3ptic: you done yet?

kl3ptic: hehe

kl3ptic: ;-)

Tomoss1267: maybe i didnt wen cuz dummass palmer lives in fuckin LA shithead

kl3ptic: no, i think its cause you're a fruit 

kl3ptic: i mean, who else plays football?

kl3ptic: you slap each others asses

kl3ptic: and wear skin tight tights

kl3ptic: and wrestle

Tomoss1267: wat sport u play

kl3ptic: that spells G-A-Y

kl3ptic: to me

kl3ptic: I'm a professional surfer

kl3ptic: out in Hawaii

Tomoss1267: ya cuz u suck

kl3ptic: yes

kl3ptic: I suck cause im a professional surfer

kl3ptic: thats it

kl3ptic: you didnt get high scores on the SAT's did you?

kl3ptic: heh

kl3ptic: i bet you got a free ride through college

kl3ptic: idiots usually do

Tomoss1267: scholarship accually and sum dumasses like u couldnt do that

kl3ptic: I got academic scholarships..

kl3ptic: not sports

kl3ptic: because I know how to use my brain

kl3ptic: you sitting there thinking of a comeback?

kl3ptic: because what ever its gonna be. it'll be dumb

kl3ptic: so you should stop talking

Tomoss1267: fuck u bastard

kl3ptic: hah

kl3ptic: that was your come back?

kl3ptic: oh my fucking god

kl3ptic: you are an idiot

kl3ptic: you been reading comebacks for dummies again?

kl3ptic: shit dude

Tomoss1267: ya over 2000 rushin yards dis season

Tomoss1267: goin pro next year to da nfl

kl3ptic: and that makes you smart?

Tomoss1267: shitlicker

kl3ptic: oo, you can run fast

Tomoss1267: i dont giv a rats ass bout smart

kl3ptic: well I can see that

kl3ptic: you cant even spell

Tomoss1267: no shit i aint tryin to

Tomoss1267: t dont matter wen im on dis

kl3ptic: will you be able to read your contract?

kl3ptic: your tiny brain trying to think of a come back?

kl3ptic: its taking you a long time to reply

kl3ptic: hah

kl3ptic: did you pass out from thinking too hard?
