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              Outbreak Magazine Issue #13 - Article 4 of 15
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[Do you Yahoo!?]
[by: joja]
[for: Outbreak]

Over the yjears, yes yjears, I've noticed that fat chicks flock to Yahoo!'s 
webcam community like sunglasses to Elton John... Is there a reason only the 
fat ones have webcams? And more importantly, do they have no shame? Put 
yourself in a sloppy fat chicks shoes for a minute and think about what you 
would do if your sex life was based on text-based seduction. 

Okay, now you're a 250 pound, 5'5 Puerto Rican chick with 34 double E's and 
you haven't seen your feet since you last took a picture of them. Your self 
esteem has been shattered by "society" in the "real" world since you've been 
in school, and you can't stop stuffing your face with Bon Bon's and double 
fudge ice cream in the middle of the night. 

Do you say to yourself: "I want a webcam, so I can show the internet "world" 
how really fat and disgusting I am," since the "real" world doesn't except 
me, this is my second chance, my second life. Or does Yahoo! possess some 
sort of self esteem-boosting power that destroys the boundaries between fat 
and skinny, between good looking and ugly? Or maybe it's the comments you 
get when you show a little skin that make you feel beautiful when you leave 
someone wanting more of YOU for once in your life. When in all reality, both 
parties know you're fat and sloppy,  and now you're the internet's fat whore 
that everyone's secretly talking about behind their monitors.

But not Message to Message. Or "face to face" in "real" life. It's "Take it 
off, baby" and "Oo, you're so sexy." If only it was that easy to make 
someone take off their clothes.  Why do they do it? Who knows. Constantly 
fishing for comments with statements such as "I'm ugly" and "I'm fat." which 
is true, but you don't want to hear the truth, you fat bitch. :) So replies 
like "You're not fat, you're perfect" and "You're sexy, don't ever say you're 
ugly again,"  pry those legs open like a conflagration in your panties.

Okay, step out of the fat chicks shoes now and look at it like this:
***Now signing on to Yahoo! Messenger...
***You have four buddies online.
[Creampuff297 invites you to view her webcam]
[Yes]  [No]

We have come to a crossroads! Click yes and bullshit your way through with 
white lies and cottage cheese just to see a fat chick naked, when you can 
get off your own ass and turn on TV or get a girlfriend? I look at seeing 
fat chicks naked as motivation to do such.
....Or click [No]

Creampuff297:   Why don't you want to see my webcam?
You:                      Because you're fat and sloppy.
You:                      Webcams weren't made for people like you.
Creampuff297:   Fine, don't expect me to get naked for you ever again, DIE!
***Creampuff297 has signed off Yahoo! Messenger.(yay)

I forgot where I was going with this, but I figured I'd write a text since 
I haven't written one in so long. I'm totally off track now... Do you Yahoo!?I 
guess I was gearing this text towards being real, I don't know anymore. I 
don't want my texts to end up having a good message at the end. Like one of 
those fucking motivational pictures you see in workplaces... The ones that 
say like "DRIVE" and "SUCCESS." My motivational picture would say "FUCK OFF, 
and live -- LIFE" or something like that. I don't know why I keep typing, 
but I suppose it will make for good reading because now I'm just blabbering 
and I'm kind of wired...

I haven't talked to you all in so long, it feels weird. It's not like it was 
before. Change sucks, but that's life I suppose. Fuck, Now I'm sounding like 
one of those posters I hate so much... Feel free to drop me some conf infro 
through email or just a hello. I'll end this here, but I guess to end this 
text with some jojatude, I say fuck you, but more importantly, fuck the fat 
chicks on yahoo!

- joja.

