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           O  F  F  I  C  I  A  L     F  A  N     C  L  U  B

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    mindcrime's web page:  http://www.exit109.com/~mike
    mindcrime's blade web page:  http://www.exit109.com/~mike/blade
    mindcrime's 'zine web page:  http://www.exit109.com/~mike/deviate
    mindcrime's business web page:  http://www.exit109.com/~mike/surreal
    mindcrime's email address:  mike@exit109.com
    mindcrime's usual hangout's:  #ansi, #blade.
    the mindcrime fan club(tm) web page:  (under kornstruction)
    mindcrime's bbs:  alderaan 908.244.8780
    offical fan club hangout:  alderaan 908.224.8780

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    s0uprdu0dul-b0y -- head editor and founder / president of mcofc.
    j0hnie t dr4w  --  writing staff head / spy and master of disguise.
    mindcrime -- head person to be boggled over and dreamed about.
    altwon fifteefyve --  makes sense.
 
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               ("""""""""""""""""""""""""")
              (  mie aphilz are:           )
             (  acid.ice.mop.blade.cia.mac. )
              ( hope no one looks at the   )
             o ( mac memlist. i'm 2 laym 2 )
            O  (  be in dat eleet grewp.  )
   |`""'|  o    `.______________________.'
   |.o0'|
   | -- | \   <--  s0uprdu0dul-b0y
   /\__/\   \
 <   `D'  >   <s0uprdu0dul-b0y> fuq u.  ur laym.  guhoe to hell.  
  |\>__</|   *** s0uprdu0dul-b0y is away:  dos!
  |(([]))|    <s0uprdu0dul-boy> device=c:\dos\ansi.sys
 /_( || )_\   <s0uprdu0dul-b0y> ewpz..
   | || |    [mindcrime!mike@hiway1.exit109.com] aDCC AutoSEND 44kb in 1 file 
  <__||__>   *** DCC GET:/home/su0p/tdraw900.zip from mindcrime completed.
              <s0uprdu0dul-b0y> i luv u du0d.  make me an ansigraph!

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 |  title:   dumb ansi.sys! (part 1)                                        |
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 |       wࠬo                                                           |
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 |    * part 1 -- two be continued in issue 2 *                             |
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 [j0hnie T. dr4w]

   \\|/    <mindcrime> I'm going back to the ansi scene.  Bye guys, the
   .o0' /              last few months have been ... interesting.
o. (--) .o    
 \\/||\//
   |vv|
   _UU_        <---  disguised j0hnie t dr4w [the infidel] (as mindcrime)
  (_||_)             * he got thirty lashes for impersonating mindcrime.
 
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 |  article by:  j0hnie t dr4w                                              |
 |  title: attach:/home/j0hnie/mindleave.d0c                                |
 |  contents:                                                               |
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 |  d0ud, i m soopr spi j0hnie t dr4w.  i haf nevr ben stopd evr. i m d     |
 |  tufist du0d evr.  dooring a resent suhcan i noticed mindcrime leaving   |
 |  the 'zine scene.  i sent an email ryte a-way to s0up in h0pez he would  |
 |  gnow what to do in all heez eleetness.  but alas he wuz bogeld.  we     |
 |  forged thiz underground grewp to figure deez whole thing out.  lewkowt! |
 |  stay toond as we may someday get to the bottom of thiz er run out of    |
 |  stupid jokez                                                            |
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  [altwon fifteefyve]

                   ///     (kawt 0n k4ndid kamer4 mayking s3nse!#)
                   )
hammer -->   c.  `_/""\
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 |  article by:  altwon fifteefyve                                          |
 |  title:  sense producer.                                                 |
 |  contents:                                                               |
 |                                                                          |
 |  the sky is mostly blue.  the clouds are white and when it rains they're |
 |  grey or dirty white looking.  rain comes down from the sky.  it hits    |
 |  me on my noddles and wets my hair.  i like to hold my hammer.           |
 |  when my hair is wet i sniffle a lot.  again, the sky is mostly blue.    |
 |  the clouds are white and when it rains they're grey or dirty white      |
 |  looking.                                                                |
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