 Orange Cats Are Pretty.
   Author:DeadPool
Date Of Release:06/04/93
Time Of Release:1:76:am

Issue2OfOCAP

 
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ĮHow To Spot a |<-/)a|> WareZ d00Dz

         Welcome to another issue of OCAP, This issue will be dealing with
      the ever so /<-/>aD WaReZ D00D. Yeah these are the guys running around
      replacing 'O' with '0' and 'S' with 'Z'....the kinda people who upload
      games/utils before they use them or if they ever use them...what kinda
      idiots are these people? How can I avoid them?....Read on



         10 Characteristics of a S00per WaReZ D00D

     1.High speed modem (19.2+).
     2.Games older than two days are too old to play.
     3.All boards with less than a GiG drive are not considered ELiTE
     4.All messeges have to end with l8r and are like two words long.
     5.They wonder why they've been busted after using a Code or Dial-up
       thats been passed around like a used condem.
     6.They like to call themselves "Cyberpunks" (oh yeah it takes alot of
       brains to download WaReZ).
     7.Thier ultimate goal is to be distro for 5 or more cracking groups.
     8.They think they are (<-/<00l after someone hacks a VMB for them.
     9.Four of them die a week due to various Monitor Explosion Virii.
     10.Ten of them die a week due to angry Anarchists.  
          
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          Interview with a S00per WaReZ D00D - By DeadPool

     
     DP:First question...Do you subscribe to 2600?
     WD:Nah I'm 14.4 now.

     DP:Uhh ok...So what do you consider old WaReZ?
     WD:Well 0-7 is fine but 7 days is really cutting it.

     DP:Any games you would reccomend?
     WD:Yeah S00per X-Fighters from Caveland.

     DP:Uhh why would you reccomend that?
     WD:It's only 2-Hours old!!

     DP:So what do you do call one board download a 2-hour WaRe and upload
        it to a bunch of other boards download 2-hour WaReZ from them and 
        upload to more boards?
     WD:Yeah...

     DP:And you don't see this as a waste of time....
     WD:No...

     DP:Figures you don't know any better..
     WD:What are you trying to say?

     DP:Nothing thanks for your time..(he could have been uploading you know)
     WD:No problemo...Please support the Black list of...

     DP:              <CLICK>


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         Well there you have it....an interview and a handy dandy WaReZ D00D 
     Identifier all rolled into one...look for more OCAP files coming your
     way soon...



               --DeadPool
       

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