100dying.asc 100 Ways to Avoid Dying, by Tim Clark (April 4, 1991)
10com.asc The 10 Commandsments for Technicians
adam.asc Adam, by Nicholas Biel (October 22, 1992)
art-erot.asc AE: Artificial Eroticism (November 26, 1990)
atomic1.asc Construction Project, Atom Bomb (April 24, 1990) Courtesy of the InterOcitor
barney_m.asc The Anti-Barney League's Barney Must Die Newsletter (Issue #1) (August 21, 1993)
beer.asc Why Beer is Better Than Women (March 8th, 1992)
best1001.asc The Best 1001 Jokes (October 29, 1990)
best1002.asc The Other Best 1001 Jokes (November 5, 1990)
blooprs1.asc The World According to Student Bloopers, by Richard Lederer, St. Paul's School (August 17, 1990)
chiklens.asc Contact Lenses for Hens? By Tony Rogers of the Dallas Morning News (December 3, 1989)
clinton.asc The Bill Clinton Statue Committee
condom.asc National Condom Week Slogans
condom1.asc Condoms and the Law (May 4th, 1991)
corpdef.asc Corporate Structure Definitions (October 4th, 1990)
dark1.asc The Universal Theory of Daek (August 25th, 1991)
darkbulb.asc The Darkbulb, by James L. DeLucas
disd.asc The Dallas Independent School District High School Math Proficiency Exam
freeman.asc TText of a Somewhat Weird Classified Ad in The Local Paper, from Gerald O'Docharty (February 18, 1994)
husband.asc The Chain Letter for Unhappy Wives
impure.asc Impure Mathematics, by Richard A. Gibbs
man.asc A Chemical Analysis of a Digitated, Mammalian Biped (November 7th, 1992)
moseshew.asc A Memor to Moses from HEW by James E. Mignard, Ph.D.
murfsex.asc Murphy's Laws on Sex
nursing.asc The Top 10 Things That Will Get You Thrown Out of a Retirement Home
oldage.asc A Poem on Old Age (March 8, 1992)
order.asc The Order, by Dale Lowdermilk
phones.asc Report of the Technical Committee to Determine Market Opportunities for The Telephone (November 7th, 1992)
phyhum.asc The New Physics Cirriculum from James "Kibo" Parry (May 9th, 1995)
redneck.asc You're Most Likely a Redneck if... (December 11, 1990)
revenge.asc The Rules of Revenge, by David Grant (April 2, 1993)
roach.asc Search is On for World's Biggest Roach
safe-fax.asc The Important Rules for Safe Fax (March 14, 1992)
swprayer.asc The Computer Lord's Prayer (August 24th, 1990)
tao.asc The Tao of Programming, by Geoffrey James (August 16, 1990)
theplan.asc In the Beginning There Was the Plan
toads1.asc Toad Lickers: News You Can Do Without
todd.asc Attention, All Ye of the Faith!
toonlaw.asc Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette and Lt. Justin D. Baldwin (August 24, 1990)
trojan.asc An Unwanted Letter About your Condom Modelling Career
