OK, you asked for it... The o-fish-all WORLD POWER SYSTEMS
commodity fetish listing I mean catalog. T-shirts and other
cultural paraphenalia ready for you to purchase so I can throw
good money after bad for such aimless projects as rent, food,
etc.

T-SHIRTS: Black ink on a white all cotton "BEEFY-T", in sizes L
or XL only. (They're hand made in small quantities, and we simply
can't afford to order and stock all possible sizes and colors.)


Mail your hard earned cash to:

	World Power Systems
	Tom Jennings
	666 Illinois
	San Francisco
	CA 94107 USA

OMNIARCHY! T-shirt . . . . . . . .  $10 --> NOTE!
Liberty T-shirt  . . . . . . . . .  $10 --> NOTE!
Alan Turing T-shirt  . . . . . . .  $10 --> NOTE!
Discordian calendars . . . . . . .  $ 5
Do-It-Yourself LPG Conversion  . .  $ 5
Fido the Book (& latest version) .  $40
FidoTerm book (& latest version) .  $12
HOMOCORE BAD POETRY  . . . . . . .  $ 2

Add $2 per order for shipping. 

Cash preferred, checks to "World Power Systems"). 

Questions? Mail to Tom Jennings at 1:125/111.

IMPORTANT NOTE: These T-shirts are only available *now* -- well,
until say the middle of November 1991. Why? Because we've only
got few screens, and we strip the old images off and reuse them.
So hurry up if you're interested. (You can always ask; drop a
note (preferably by FidoNet).


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The OMNIARCHY T-shirts have on the front a large "circle O" (like
the circled "A" of anarchism, but better) with "OMNIARCHY!"
emblazoned beneath it for the less well-informed. On the back it
says in huge letters "WE'RE ALL IN CHARGE!" and in teensy letters
up at the top, "Shred of Dignity", which is us in another
disguise.

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The Alan M. Turing shirt has a '51 photo of AMT and the
inscription:

		Alan Mathison Turing (1912--1954)

	Invented the stored-program digital computer (1936); 
	broke WWII German ENIGMA cypher (1941); defined modern 
	programming concepts (1946); designed world's first 
	operating computer (Manchester, June, 1948); openly and 
	unapologetically homosexual.


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The LIBERTY T-shirt is a slight (ahem) variation on the famous
and beautiful Standing Liberty from the turn of the century
20-dollar gold piece ("golden eagle"). She's had a fashion
makeover and is now the height of late 90's paranoid Discordian
style. In her left hand is a five-leafed branch of cannabis; in
her right Kallisti's Golden Apple. In the background are 23 rays;
on her head, appropriately enough, her long flowing hair has
become liberty spikes. She has a Sacred Chao tattoo on her left
arm; one breast is bared as she stands in defiance. She's hot.
There's other tiny details all appropriately buried in various
nooks and crannies.


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The calendar is a true Discordian calendar, with the five seasons
as outlined in PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA, for the year 3158 POEE. (The
old Discordian saw goes, "73 days hath Chaos, Discord, Confusion,
Beaurocracy and Aftermath".) Each is Illustrated in the proper
manner, and has a Julian to Discordian converter table.

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"Do-It-Yourself Automotive LPG Conversion" is a 36 page book
describing converting my car from gasoline to LPG (propane) as a
motor fuel. It has some background, comparison to other fuels,
personal experiences and a basic how-to of the process and
equipment involved. While it may not be enough for you to
complete the project end to end, it will tell you what's
involved, how it works and definitely set you in the right
direction. (PS: after a year and a couple of 5,000 mile road
trips, I can tell you it's a truly great fuel. No more gasoline
for me!)


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FidoTerm is my version of the best telecomm/modem program in the
world. Of course, there are lots of them. Mine has a real
programming language built in, very complete but kinda obscure.
It "remembers" the last few hundred screen lines. Fido/FidoNet
can invoke it via the "F" local console command. It does ZMODEM,
XMODEM (both flavors) and some pretty nice text transfers. 


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Fido the Book and Fido/FidoNet is of course the original FidoNet
program that started all this nonsense. It is exceedingly
reliable -- you can literally leave it running for months at a
time without a hiccup. It is compact, very fast, easily
customizable, supports all popular file-transfer protocols, and
probably the easiest BBS for new users and still powerful for
experts. It's drawbacks are: only one phone line per Fido
(DesqView aware though) and doesn't support FidoNet HOLD packets
-- yet. Still the most robust and clean BBS, and the only
integrated BBS/FidoNet system. The manual is a bit dated, but a
new one is in the works and the FIDO HELP conference is filled
with experienced sysops.


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HOMOCORE BAD POETRY ISSUE #5 1/2's are still available. They are
gigantic format, 2ft x 3ft, two sheets, with artwork on one side
and bad poetry on the other (what else). If occasional swear
words and graphic sexual matter offend you, spare us both the
trouble and don't buy one.
