******************************************************************************* * * * School Stoppers Vol. 2 #'s 21-40 * * * * Written by: * * * * Cosmic(*)Charlie * * * * & * * * * (*>The Doctor<*) * * * ******************************************************************************* 21. Throw out the teacher and decide for yourselves what, how, why you want to learn. Spread the action to other classes and other schools, this happened in Paris back in 1968. 22. Have gigantic coughing and sneezing fits in class or in assemblies. 23. Find out your teacher's and principal's addresses and go there at night and spray anti-school slogans on their walls. 24. Rub glue, lipstick, vasiline, or shit on the doorknobs of the officies of the headmasters, principals, or on theteachers toilets. 25. Pick up some dog training liquid at a pet store (it smells like concentrated piss) and if you can't figure out what to do with that then shouldn't be reading this. 26. Intercept the teacher's mail. Pass around, copy anything confidential or interesting. 27. Impersonate angry parents phoning up the school. Try complaining that a nasty teacher has been having sex with little Johnny. 28. Don't go to school. Sick notes are no problem to copy. Think of better ways to spend your time. 29. Make a super stink bomb out of hydrogen-sulfide and put it in the school's ventalation system. This has cleared schools for days. 30. If your school has suspended ceilings (that is ceilings composed of rectangles or squares that can be pushed up) you can put dead fish or anything else above them. Or try dead fish in a disused locker and glue up the lock. 31. When you get the staff totally neurotic and parannoyed, put out notes and hints that "Tuesday is the day." 32. With a new teacher change names in roll call, so that he/she can never figure out who everyone is. 33. Get your school library a subscription to any underground/anarchist/sex oriented newspaper and insist that they make it availible to pupils. 34. Get school note paper and type out letters to teachers fireing or suspending them. Soon they won't know what to believe. 35. Do some revolutionary wall spraing. Recipe.. Spray cans or paint and brush, look out, a little imagination and courage. Write your favorite slogan on walls, billboards, blackboards, floors, etc. A stencil is nice though it limits size. Best where gloves or you will get tell-tale paint on your hands. 36. Copy and hand out a sheet with the names and house phone numbers of teachers on it. Now people can ring up anytime if punishments don't stop. Say 3a.m. for instance, say you're the mafia or keep sending police, plumbers, coffins, etc. to their house. 37. Get hold of a film to be shown at school, and splice in bits of your own making, then return it unnoticed. Wizard wheezes for technical wizards, like bugging the teachers toilets and hooking up the results to the school loudspeaker system. 38. Clog up all drains with clay, paper, etc., then flush all toilets and turn on all taps. Instant swimming pool. 39. Stick up anonymous posters around the school. 40. Always carry an awl (available at any hardware store) or sharpined screwdrivers. Puncture teachers tires by pushing through the sidewall (it goes through eaisly) while pretending to tie your shoelace. Practice at night on the tires of any rich car. Do at least two tires so that the spare doesn't help. For real nasties and cops, army, and polititians, add sugar and/or sand to the gas tank. The claw of a hammer will remove most locked gas caps, or use your awl and hammer, tap a hole in t he gas tank, light and run. Written by: (*>The Doctor<*) & Cosmic(*)Charlie