þLò  H.W.A. Honkeys with attitudes Parent Trashing Turn them insane:1.Egg their fucking car windows and say that someone else did it. That should really burn them 2.Piss in a Windex sparyer and spray their closets and their clothes with it. 3. Shit in paper bag and Hide it their trunk car. They will smell it but they'll will not know what the fuck it is. 4.Whenever you parents have friends that call say that they went to court in another state and won't be back for 2 months. 5.Get in your parents faces and say I wish you were in a graveyard dead burning with me beating you with a bat. 6.Switch their medicines with like pills and bottles be creative piss in some bottles or mix your own I promise you its the funniest fucking thing to see their faces when they drink their medicine. 7.Start a small fire and burn some of their best clothes 8.Beat up your brother and sisters and say they hit you first. 9.Threaten to kill yourself unless you get what you want (not recommended for the kind in heart!) 10.Put sugar in a bag and say you bought cocaine and say your addicted and threaten to kill them they try to take it away 11.Steal your parents car keys and they'll think that they lost it. 12.Hire some people to follow your parents to the mall and pick pocket and film it and then play it when they get home it is so fucking funny your pubic hairs will fall as your nerdy ass parents watch the shit. You will piss out of your ass its so funny as shit. 13. Put Death threats in their mailbox for EXAMPLE: on a piece of paper write: I know who you are and I hate what you do for a living and I am going to do a drive by on your house when you least expect it". That will scare the piss outta them and will keep them awake for weeks!. (NOT FOR SUCKERS WHO CARE ABOUT THEIR PARENTS) 14.Set your parents clocks to two hours later than its original time its so funny to see their ugly faces when they come home from work that day. Well that's it for Parent Trashing 1 look for Part two coming soon! ******************************************************************** THIS FILE IS FOR INFO ONLY IT AND ITS AUTHORS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY OUTCOME THAT MAY OCCUR BY A READER ******************************************************************* Call GANGSTERZ UNLIMITED THE BEST BOARD THIS SIDE OF COMPTON