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    How to get Revenge on Someone
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Written by Black Fire and Capt. Cloner
 
 
  Everyone has an enemy that they would
like to seek revenge on without the
victim knowing who the aggressor is.
Here are ways that have been proven
effective in the field of harrasing 
and/or annoying someone.
 
  Call the news papers, and adverise
an arctile similar to this:  "You too
can make calls free through MCI, ITT,
and other long distance services just
by making a local call.  For more
information, send a self-adressed
stamped envlope to:(fill in name and
adress with zip code)"  After this has
appeared in the papers, inform your
local FBI agent or police officer of
his ad.  You can also advertise an ad
like this: "Apple //e, 128k, 2 disk
drives, Amdek Color 3 Monitor, Hayes
Smartmodem 1200, and much more.  $750
or best offer. (phone number)".
 
  Another prank is to call house at all
hours, and post on all boards that a
new bulletin board is opening up at
his number.  Get everyone you know to
call him at all times (preferably late
at night.  Call answering machines,
and give the persons number and tell
them to call right away.  Also during
the day you can look up people in the
phone that have a "Mr. and Mrs." there,
and the wife will probably be home, but
not the husband, so tell the wife to 
tell the husband to call your victim
as soon as possible and give number.
Call Taxi's, Exterminators, Pizza
deliverys, Catorers, Garages, Plumers,
Dog Funeral Homes, Flower and Ballon
deliverys, Moving Services, Singing
and Striptease telegrams, Junkyards to
remove garbage, report robberies and
fires at his/her house, Locksmiths,
order oil from several companies 
(heating oil), order family portraits
taken at their home, sign him/her up
for the army, call realtors to put
house for sale, Septic cleaners, house
remodelers, call Bell + tell you are
having with phone, call cable company,
and call phone sex lines that call
back and give his number to call back.
Order plane tickets, send brochures of
all shit like colleges, beauty schools,
and all other things that send info.
on their place, and adress it to:
"DICK" and his last name.
 
  To have a little phun, drop by his
house one day, tie a chain to the back
of you truck/car and the other end to
the victims mailbox.  Take off, and no
more mailbox.  Also, throw eggs at 
house and cars, piss on cars and is gas
tank of cars.  Get 300 sheets+ of paper
and put in a paper shreader and after
it is in 1" by 1" pieces, throw all 
over his lawn in various places.
Another fun thing is to bring along
a baseball bat and knock the shit out
of his mailbox.  Send mail with not
enough postage to them, and wrap up
bricks and rocks and put no return 
adress on them and drop in a mailbox.
Get a library card out in his name, and
take out books and don't return them.
Lay tacks on either side of tires of
his car so either way he will run over
them.  Take weed killer, and pour it
on his flower garden or put your
initials on his front yard with it so
it will show up with dead grass.  You
can also use the old trick of laying
dog shit on his front porch.  Pour
grease all over driveway and steps,
dump your garbage cans over front yard,
when he puts his garbage at the end
of the driveway, dump the cans over the
street so he will have to pick it up in
the morning.  Smear warm tar on his
car windshield, and that shit isn't
coming off.  Crazy Glue or stick gum
over and in his car locks, and if he
goes to school do the same to his
locker.  Catch fish, and let them sit
out in the sun for a day, and that 
night lay the fish in their front yard.
Lay cow shit in their air conditioner,
 and stick sticks in the between the
fan blades for the air conditioner.
The toilet paper around their trees is
always good, and wet toilet paper and
stand out in the street and whip them
at their house, and when it dries, it
is hard as rock stuck to their house.
If they leave toys out, stick skate-
boards under car tires, rip heads off
of dolls, pull seats out bikes, and
let air out of bike tires.  You can
also ride by in the car with your BB
gun, and try your target practice.
Some of this has been tried, and some
not, but remember that it is best to
be near them when these happen, so you
can see their faces.  Never hint who
you are, and warn that you are not
finshed yet.  The best weapon you have
is your phone, because they can't keep
their phone off the hook 24 hrs. a day.
If they take the phone off the hook,
try back in 1/2 hour, and it will be
back on.  Most of these have been
proven effective, and the others will
most likely effective.  We have sat
here for hours thinking of every 
possible method of harrasing, bothing,
and annoying someone to the point of
insanity.  This has been written by
Black Fire with the help of Captain
Cloner.  We will be writing more as
soon as more ideas are tested.  You
will be hearing more from us.  Have
fun, and remember this is only a game!
 
        (> Black Fire <)
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       - Captain Cloner -
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